Molly-isms
18 Sep 2011 15 Comments
in Humor, Politics, Texas, Women Tags: Democrats, Dubya, G.O.P., Gov. Goodhair, Humor, Molly Ivins, Politics, Republicans, Rick Perry, Texas
Today I thought I’d honor the late Molly Ivins (1944-2007) whose humor and keen observations are greatly missed this election season. We have Molly to thank for the term “Governor Goodhair” in reference to Rick Perry. How perfect is that?
Molly’s quotable quotes:
•In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it’s mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose.
• Good thing we’ve still got politics in Texas — finest form of free entertainment ever invented.
• [on Texas politics] Better than the zoo. Better than the circus.
• I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults.
•A few years before Billie Carr (click the link to read Molly’s eulogy of the “Godmother of Texas Liberals”) died this September at age 74, a friend called to ask how she was doing. “Well,” she said, “They just impeached my boy up in Washington, there’s not a Democrat left in statewide office in Texas, the Republicans have taken every judgeship in Harris County, and yesterday I found out I have cancer.”
Pause.
“I think I’ll go out and get a pregnancy test because with my luck, it’ll come back positive.”
• Naturally, when it comes to voting, we in Texas are accustomed to discerning that fine hair’s-breadth worth of difference that makes one hopeless dipstick slightly less awful than the other. But it does raise the question: Why bother?
Oh, it’s just that your life is at stake.
• It’s a low-tax, low-service state–so shoot us. The only depressing part is that, unlike Mississippi, we can afford to do better. We just don’t.
• As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can’t drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against ‘em anyway, you don’t belong in office.
• Although it is true that only about 20 percent of American workers are in unions, that 20 percent sets the standards across the board in salaries, benefits and working conditions. If you are making a decent salary in a non-union company, you owe that to the unions. One thing that corporations do not do is give out money out of the goodness of their hearts.
•Let me say for the umpteenth time, George W. is not a stupid man. The IQ of his gut, however, is open to debate. In Texas, his gut led him to believe the death penalty has a deterrent effect, even though he acknowledged there was no evidence to support his gut’s feeling. When his gut, or something, causes him to announce that he does not believe in global warming — as though it were a theological proposition — we once again find his gut ruling that evidence is irrelevant. In my opinion, Bush’s gut should not be entrusted with making peace in the Middle East.
•Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.
More, Please, Sir…
13 Jul 2011 5 Comments
in Art, Cartoons, Humor, Politics Tags: Art, cartoon, debt ceiling, Democrats, G.O.P., Humor, idiots, Politics, Republicans, Tea Party
“And here is the line for the new soup kitchen that will open on Aug. 3.”
Working Out Flat Screen Politics
11 Jul 2011 18 Comments
in health care, Politics, Texas, Women Tags: Democrats, exercise, flab, Fox News, G.O.P., gyms, Megyn Kelly, Politics, Republicans, sloth, working out, yoga
I started going to the gym at our local Wellness Center in June. Since school was out, and I wouldn’t be reading to the kindergarteners at the Primary School again until October, I needed a project to focus on.
I decided that I would be that project.
After an unusually frigid winter, the Flabman had come calling.
It was high time to get back into yoga again after a three year hiatus of sloth. Also, I wanted to use some of the nifty fitness equipment arrayed in their cardio training room. They have three rows of elliptical machines and treadmills, all lined up facing the wall that holds four flat screen teevees.
Each screen is numbered from 1 to 4, left to right. While you’re working out you can plug into the audio thingy (you can tell I’m technologically challenged) called a “Cardio Theater” mounted on each machine and select which teevee you want to listen to.
Screen # 1 is always sports. Two is usually a country music video channel. Three has always been….ack….Fox News. And four riochets amongst NBC, HGTV or the generic news channel from Time Warner Cable…so far. This screen seems to be the wild card here. But Fox News on screen #3 is forever and ever, amen.
At least until a day last week.
I had just gone into the cardio room when I saw a man in his 70s actively engaging in conversation with three or four people who were in the middle of their workouts. He was asking them if it would be alright if he could get one of the center’s managers to change the channel on screen #2.
As it turned out, screen #1 was still sports, but #2 now had Fox News and #3 had the music channel. He wanted to use the treadmill that was directly in front of screen three, even though there were others available. Apparently he didn’t want to have to turn his head even slightly to the left to be able to watch Megyn Kelly, so he wanted the channels switched.
By the time I arrived, he had gotten everyone’s approval for the move, which I’m sure most of them assented to just to get the guy out of their face. If he had asked me, I would have said “Sure. I don’t listen to that crap anyway,” but he didn’t, so I didn’t.
The manager came in with the remote and changed the channels. But now there were two screens of Fox News up there, screen #2 and also #3.
Now, that’s just wrong.
But this is a very Republican town, and Democrats tend to huddle and whisper when we get together and use secret handshakes and passwords like “The owl flies at dawn,” so calling attention to yourself as such isn’t recommended.
A lady a couple of machines over from me finally piped up and asked the manager if she would kindly switch one screen back to the music channel she’d been watching, which she did.
Mr. Fox continued to plod away on his treadmill, eyes staring straight ahead, never taking his gaze from his source of “fair and balanced news.”
Now that’s the height of Right Wing devotion.
Or stupidity. You pick.
Oh, the Irony!
15 Jan 2011 9 Comments
in Art, Family, Humor Tags: Art, artist trading cards, ATC, Democrats, Dubya, G.O.P., genealogy, George H.W. Bush, Humor
I found out recently from a cousin of mine who used to be a professional genealogist that I’m distantly related to George H.W. Bush and, by some huge cosmic joke, to his son, Dubya.
I told my cousin how ironic it all was, given my political persuasion, and said I would much rather be related to President Obama instead.
Upon hearing that, she laughed and said that could be a real possibility too, since Obama’s mother was born in the same county in Kansas as my father.
There’s always hope…
DADT: R.I.P.
18 Dec 2010 5 Comments
in Art, Life, Politics Tags: Art, artist trading cards, ATC, DADT, Democrats, G.O.P., Politics
Sign of the Times
02 Dec 2010 Leave a Comment
in Cartoons, Humor, Politics Tags: cartoon, Democrats, G.O.P., Humor, Politics, Republicans
The Night Visitor
29 Sep 2010 16 Comments
in Biology, Texas Tags: armadillos, Democrats, Texas
Every morning we find numerous holes dug in the grass in the backyard and have long suspected the culprit was an armadillo. They’re nocturnal creatures that we very rarely see during daylight hours except, sadly, as roadkill on the highway.
Tonight we were lucky enough to catch one in action right outside the backdoor when hubby went to take our decrepit little dog out to do his business.
It–the armadillo, not the decrepit dog–was rooting around in the space between the grass and some cement stepping stones. It seemed quite oblivious to our presence as it gradually snuffled its way toward us only about three feet away.
Our visitor was about one and a half to two feet in length, although they can reach a length of up to thirty inches. The armadillos in Texas are the Nine-banded variety. They have large eyes but very poor vision, which may have accounted for us being ignored. It certainly wasn’t afraid of us at all.
In the past I’ve inadvertently frightened a few armadillos off when I came upon them unexpectedly. The clanking sound they made as they ran sounded just like the knights in a Monty Python movie!
By the time I got my camera, it had gone into the bushes alongside the house, but the flash from the camera startled it enough so it emerged from hiding. Although, even the flash didn’t seem to disturb it much. It just meandered out into the grass, continuing its hunt for grubs and other, er…armadillo goodies.
That’s where I managed to catch this photo. The yard out there wasn’t illuminated by our outside lights so I just had to kind of blindly point the camera and shoot in its direction since I couldn’t see anything but blackness in the viewfinder.
Anyway, a fascinating creature that one rarely gets an opportunity to see up close in Texas. Almost as rare as a fellow Democrat.
Health Care Reform: Guest Post by Barbara O’Brien
22 Jul 2010 6 Comments
in health care, Politics Tags: Democrats, health care, Politics, Republicans
Yesterday I was honored to be contacted by Barbara O’Brien, who blogs for The Mahablog, Crooks and Liars, AlterNet, and elsewhere on the progressive political and health blogosphere. She is also a panelist at the Yearly Kos Convention and a featured guest blogger at the Take Back America Conference in Washington, DC.
She asked me if she could submit a guest post about health care reform, to which I responded with an enthusiastic “yes!” Here it is:
Health Care Reform Will Help Everybody
“Many Americans assume the new health care reform act will benefit mostly the poor and uninsured and hurt everyone else, according to polls. As Matt Yglesias wrote, “Basically, people see this as a bill that will take resources from people who have health insurance and give it to people who don’t have health insurance.” Those who still oppose the reform say that people ought to pay for their own health care.
We all believe in the virtues of hard work and self-reliance, but these days it’s a fantasy to think that anyone but the mega-wealthy will not, sooner or later, depend on help from others to pay medical bills. And that’s true no matter how hard you work, how much you love America, or how diligently you take care of yourself. The cost of medical care has so skyrocketed that breaking an arm or leg could cost as much as a new car. And if you get cancer or heart disease — which can happen even to people who live healthy lifestyles — forget about it. The disease will not only clean you out; it will leave a whopping debt for your survivors to pay.
And the truth is, we all pay for other peoples’ health care whether we know it or not. When people can’t pay their medical bills, the cost of their health care gets added to everyone else’s bills and insurance premiums. When poor people use emergency rooms as a doctor of last resort, their care is not “free.” You pay for it.
Another common fantasy about medical care is that the “free market” provides incentives for medical companies to develop innovative new drugs and treatments for disease without government subsidy. It’s true that private enterprise is very good at developing profitable health care products. But not all medical care can be made profitable.
For years, the U.S. government has been funding medical research that the big private companies don’t want to do because there is too much cost for the potential profit. This is especially true for diseases that are rare and expensive to treat. An example of a recent advance made possible by government grants include new guidelines for malignant pleural mesothelioma treatment developed by MD Anderson Cancer Center researchers. Another is a blood screening test developed by mesothelioma doctors like thoracic surgeon Dr. David Sugarbaker. The health reform act provides for more dollars for such research, from which even many of the tea party protesters will benefit.
The biggest fantasy of all was that people who had insurance didn’t have to worry about health care costs. But the fact is that in recent years millions of Americans have been bankrupted by medical costs, and three-quarters of the medically bankrupt had health insurance. And yes, insurance companies even dumped hard-working, law-abiding patriots. But the health care reform act will put an end to that, and now America’s hard-working, law-abiding patriots are more financially secure, whether they like it or not.”
Thanks, Barbara, for this thoughtful and timely post.
Please come back again!
Stick a Fork in Me…
20 Jan 2010 10 Comments
in Family, Life, Politics, ramblings, Thoughts, Uncategorized, Venting, Women Tags: "birthers", Democrats, G.O.P., God, health care, Humor, Obama, Politics, religion, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin
…I’m done. With politics, with the Democratic party, with listening to the blabbering talking heads and pundits. Everything. I can’t take it anymore. This country is getting dumber as each day passes. I’m beyond caring at this point.
If “the People” want to keep things the way they were 50, 60 or 100 years ago, I say let ‘em have it. If they’re that dim, then they deserve the country they get under President Palin or whatever reactionary idiot they choose. Education, science, reason, intelligence…forget about it. “The People” just want someone they can knock back a beer with.
Count me out.
Cats are better. Put your trust in animals, they never let you down.

Paging Dr. Lieberman…
17 Dec 2009 Leave a Comment
in Art, Cartoons, health care, Humor, Politics, Thoughts, Venting Tags: Art, cartoon, Democrats, G.O.P., health care, Joe Lieberman, Politics, Republicans
(I know I’ve done this one before, but it bears repeating—unfortunately.)











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