“Trick or Treat!”…Your Papers, Please

I know I’ve posted this cartoon of mine before, but with Mrs. Bachmann doing sooo well in the Republican presidential polls, I thought it was worth another visit.

Especially this time of year, when the scariest Halloween creatures are the ones we saw the other night sitting around that big round table.  Brrrr….

The Great GOP Hair Swap

These photos were on the Huffington Post website the other day.

They’re too delicious not to pass along.  (The captions are mine.)

How would the GOP presidential candidates look if they swapped hairstyles?

Michele Bachmann goes for the Jon Huntsman cropped look. You want to pull "Obamacare" out by the roots, do you? Maybe you should look at your own. Time for a touch-up, girlfriend.

Newt Gingrich shows off his frontal lobes with "The Romney." Callista thinks he's hot.

Herman Cain rides tall in the saddle like Gov. "Goodhair" Perry. Maybe he should check the saddlebags to see if the Merck lobbyists left some cash.

Jon Huntsman luxuriates in the liberty of Ron Paul's locks. Maybe now he'll feel free enough to say what he really thinks about his opponents.

Rick Perry gets in touch with his feminine side with Michele Bachmann's crowning glory. Quick, get out the Gardasil!

Mitt Romney tries Newt Gingrich's bangs on for size. Callista thinks he's hot.

Ron Paul takes a trip in the "Wayback Machine" to his younger days with Rick Santorum's swept-back look.

Rick Santorum asks for five toppings on his pizza while sporting Hermain Cain's head-hugging do.

There Are Just Some Things…

…a presidential candidate should avoid.

And this is one of them.

More, Please, Sir…

“And here is the line for the new soup kitchen that will open on Aug. 3.”

Our Lady of Perpetual Victimization

It’s always about her, isn’t it?

Nation of Pinheads, Part 2

Okay.  I wasn’t going to post anything about the horrific happenings of this last weekend.  I just felt depressed and depleted, particularly by the realization that nothing was ever going to change regarding gun control, hate speech, or the general tenor of what has come to be laughingly described as “civil discourse” in this country. 

We all know that after the memorial services and funerals, everyone (especially the media) will go back to their old ways.  Until the next time.

I was hopeful that a few days would be spent in thoughtful reflection by the nation, at least until those funerals and memorials were over.  Think again.

I had to take my mother to a doctor’s appointment this afternoon, but on the way I swung by our local post office to pick up our mail.  As I drove in the entrance I spotted a car parked right in front with what appeared to be some kind of signage plastered all over it and several sandwich board signs set up around it.  There was a man standing several feet away, closer to the door to the post office.  He was also holding some signs. 

The one that stood out as I went around to park on the left side of the building was the one that said “Flush Obama!” 

   Uh, oh.

I had to walk past this hot mess in order to enter the building.  I didn’t stop to read the numerous signs and placards, but you could get their drift.  The “flush” part said it all.  There was also some mention of Obama running up the deficit, blahbby, blah, blah, along with the usual anti-Obama stuff.

As I walked past him, he said something in my direction, to which I responded “Get a life!”

How was this guy allowed to do this on federal property–right smack underneath the U.S. flag that was flying at half staff because of the tragic events of the past few days?  Unbelievable.  There are big signs that say “no skateboarding, bike riding” etc., on post office property, but nut cases can set up business right outside the door.  Y’all come on down!

I hurried inside and went to the counter where I asked the person working there (she may have been the postmaster) if there was anything that could be done about that guy.  She kind of sighed and said unfortunately, no.  He had checked with the postal inspector’s office and was within his rights as a citizen to protest outside the office.  She also mentioned that he’d done the same thing at other offices in the state, with Austin being one of the most recent sites.

When I told her what I’d said to the guy, she said “Good for you, Ma’am.”  Maybe she was just trying to humor me.

Anyway, on the way out he tried to say something to me but (and here is where my husband cringed for my safety when I told him this) I just leaned forward and in a quiet voice said “F*** you.”  Hubby says that’s just the kind of reaction he was out to get. 

Well, I didn’t disappoint him, did I?

When I got home I Googled “protesting outside post offices” and found this piece from the Bryan-College Station website “The Eagle” about a similar occurrence back in April during the health care debate:

    

Protest signs may offend some, but are legal

A table outside a post office with signs suggesting President Barack Obama is a Nazi may draw some anger and dirty looks, but officials said such displays are allowed on government property.

On Monday, two protesters parked outside the post office on William Joel Bryan Parkway in Bryan to express frustration over the federal health care overhaul that recently made its way through Congress. They displayed a picture of Obama with an Adolf Hitler-like mustache and handed out literature railing against the legislation.

The protesters declined to talk to The Eagle or even give their names. But their signs indicated that they are supporters of the LaRouche Political Action Committee. The group was founded by Lyndon LaRouche, a political activist who has run multiple times as a Democratic candidate for president.

LaRouche’s supporters are known to wave incendiary pictures of Obama. The PAC has compared the health care reform package signed into law by Obama to Nazi medical killing programs and declared the president’s actions impeachable.

“In short, the activity they engaged in is allowed,” said Lou Recchilongo, a postal inspector responsible for enforcing guidelines regarding conduct on U.S. Postal Service property. “However, there are certain guidelines, and they are posted in the lobby of the post office. You can’t protest in the interior portions of the lobby, and they can’t impede customers or employees in the furtherance of their duties.”

There are also some restrictions on what they can say. No signs can be perceived to incite violence. They can promote a cause, but cannot electioneer. In other words, they can make statements about policies, but not endorse political candidates.

The post office is federal property, meaning rules for one group must be same for all others — no matter their cause. According to the First Amendment Center at the University of Vanderbilt, post offices and other government office buildings are allowed to restrict political activity more than other public areas, like parks. But if the activity isn’t disrupting or impeding business, it is generally allowed.

“We do talk to them — sometimes on a daily basis,” Recchilongo said of LaRouche PAC protesters. “We monitor their activity when they are at the post office and investigate any complaints that would lead to a violation.”

He said members of the LaRouche PAC often protest around Texas. They are also known to visit local tax offices. He said he often hears complaints about their activities.

“There is a life cycle,” he said. “The first time these folks show up, we hear more complaints than if they turn up at the same office later.”

You know, somehow I just can’t see this type of thing being tolerated in this heavily Republican town during the Bush years if someone had parked their carcass outside the post office with anti-Bush placards. 

They would have been run out of town on a rail.

Sticker Shock

We live in a very red part of a very dyed-in-the-wool red state, politically speaking.  So I’ve become accustomed to seeing bumper stickers that don’t exactly reflect my way of thinking. 

One that particularly gets my goat (if I had a goat) is the one with a waving, smiling George W. Bush who’s asking the question, “Miss Me Yet?” 

 

My answer to that, to quote John Boehner, is “Hell, no!” 

 But I guess I’m in the minority around these parts.  With only 1800 voters in our county who considered themselves Democrats in this last mid-term election, I feel like we’re an endangered species. 

Put us on the list along with Abdulali’s Wrinkled Frog, the Maroon-chinned Fruit-dove, and the Wattle-necked Softshell Turtle.  (Oh, wait…isn’t that Mitch McConnell?)

But today I spotted a bumper sticker that I hadn’t seen before on a truck in front of the post office.  This is it:

Now, just what the hell is that supposed to mean?  I know the good folks in Oklahoma recently voted not to allow Muslim Shariah law to be implemented in their fair state. 

I’m sure they acted just in the nick of time on that one.

And I read the other day that FreedomWorks, chaired by former House Majority Leader Dick Armey of Texas, continues to make the case for state House Republicans to dump incumbent Speaker Joe Straus, R- San Antonio, who just happens to be Jewish.   

In an email exchange Tuesday between two members of the State Republican Executive Committee—Rebecca Williamson and John Cook, Williamson sent a fact sheet to SREC members defending Straus. 

Cook responded by dismissing her claims, saying:

“We elected a house with Christian, conservative values. We now want a true Christian, conservative running it.”  Since the SREC governs state Republican Party affairs, this marked the first time an elected party leader had semi-openly called for a “Christian conservative” Speaker. 

“When I got involved in politics, I told people I wanted to put Christian conservatives in leadership positions,” explaining that he only supports Christian conservative candidates in Republican primary races.

“I want to make sure that a person I’m supporting is going to have my values. It’s not anything about Jews and whether I think their religion is right or Muslims and whether I think their religion is right. … I got into politics to put Christian conservatives into office. They’re the people that do the best jobs over all.”

Help me out here.  We’re encouraged to “vote Biblically,” but only from the part of the Bible that came much, much later.  Is that it?  I guess all that stuff about Moses and those ten whatchamacallits don’t come into play at all unless you buy into the whole enchilada.

So with that in mind, here’s an ATC I created awhile back which still stands the test of time, unfortunately.

Pucker Up

“This is where the new GOP senators line up to kiss Jim DeMint’s butt.”
 

 

 

Sorry, Wrong Number

“I think it’s Ginni Thomas with Clarence breathing in the background.”

 

Witchy Woman

“I shouldn’t have voted against Christine O’Donnell.  When she said she ‘dabbled into witchcraft,’ she wasn’t kidding!”

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