When I got out of my car at Walmart today, a used flosspick was on the pavement next to my parking spot:
Question of the day: If there are people who go to Walmart who actually use flosspicks, why are so many of them missing teeth?
Would these products do more to encourage Walmart shoppers to floss?
Somehow, I don’t think this next one would be popular:
Or, we could resort to our baser natures and go for the dog butt floss dispenser:
Why do I notice stuff like used flosspicks?
You can take the girl out of dental hygiene, but you can’t take the dental hygienist out of the girl.
Or something.
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i’ve given the bacon floss as a gift… don’t think he ever used it. if so, i certainly hope he didn’t leave it in a parking lot! yuk…
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THese are fabulous! I MUST have the dog butt floss dispenser!
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The butt floss. . . WHERE, oh where… ?!!!!
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PS. Love the masthead. 🙂
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“You can take the girl out of dental hygiene, but you can’t take the dental hygienist out of the girl.”
I love a good out-of-context quote.
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Well, actually, I was a dental hygienist for about 20 years, so I tend to notice stuff like flosspicks on the pavement and Walmart shoppers (and employees) with missing teeth. 🙂
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