22 thoughts on “Nevermind…

  1. No, no; you don’t understand! The Rapture doesn’t start in the US until 6:00 Eastern time. I have 45 minutes to get myself right with Jeebus. I’m cleaning my house in anticipation; I won’t be raptured if I’ve got dust bunnies, right?

    It’s so hard not to make fun; I’ve given up trying…


    • I read where some wag has said that he’ll claim he just forgot to “carry the 1” in his calculations. I’m sure we haven’t heard the last of his predictions. I wonder what all those people who lost their life savings will be feeling about this.


  2. Hi,
    Well it all happened yesterday here in OZ, and it was a bit of a disappointment I must say, I was expecting a few people to start laying out cloths and shoes on the footpath they said in some papers people were going to do this as a bit of a prank, but nothing like that happened here, it was all so, boring really. 🙂


    • Yeah, really, apart from the volcano erupting in Iceland, it was pretty boring. But, on the bright side, I am glad that we were spared from having to watch nekkid people float through the air. It’s bad enough to see the clothed ones on their scooters at WalMart.


  3. People can’t seem to be happy unless they have someone to look down on. Now that they have to leave the “I’m gonna be raptured and you’re not!” phase, I wonder what is next? Maybe the rapture DID occur… and no one was worth takin’!


    • Comedian Andy Borowitz, of “The Borowitz Report,” said today that there had been a “Partial Rapture,” with all of the credible Republican presidential candidates vanishing from the face of the Earth, leaving behind “sure fire losers” like Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain. Ha!


    • Camping was asked if he felt any regret over the folks who spent so much money of their own to advance his cause. He said he didn’t because he had no “spiritual” authority over them. He went on to say, with a chuckle, that the only person he has spiritual authority over is his wife. Whoa…


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