Working Out Flat Screen Politics

I started going to the gym at our local Wellness Center in June.  Since school was out, and I wouldn’t be reading to the kindergarteners at the Primary School again until October, I needed a project to focus on.

I decided that I would be that project.

After an unusually frigid winter, the Flabman had come calling.

It was high time to get back into yoga again after a three year hiatus of sloth.  Also, I wanted to use some of the nifty fitness equipment arrayed in their cardio training room.  They have three rows of elliptical machines and treadmills, all lined up facing the wall that holds four flat screen teevees.

Each screen is numbered from 1 to 4, left to right.  While you’re working out you can plug into the audio thingy (you can tell I’m technologically challenged) called a “Cardio Theater” mounted on each machine and select which teevee you want to listen to.

Screen # 1 is always sports.  Two is usually a country music video channel.  Three has always been….ack….Fox News.  And four riochets amongst NBC, HGTV or the generic news channel from Time Warner Cable…so far.  This screen seems to be the wild card here.  But Fox News on screen #3  is forever and ever, amen.

At least until a day last week.

I had just gone into the cardio room when I saw a man in his 70s actively engaging in conversation with three or four people who were in the middle of their workouts.  He was asking them if it would be alright if he could get one of the center’s managers to change the channel on screen #2.

As it turned out, screen #1 was still sports, but #2 now had Fox News and #3  had the music channel.  He wanted to use the treadmill that was directly in front of screen three, even though there were others available.  Apparently he didn’t want to have to turn his head even slightly to the left to be able to watch Megyn Kelly, so he wanted the channels switched.

By the time I arrived, he had gotten everyone’s approval for the move, which I’m sure most of them assented to just to get the guy out of their face.  If he had asked me, I would have said “Sure.  I don’t listen to that crap anyway,” but he didn’t, so I didn’t.

The manager came in with the remote and changed the channels.  But now there were two screens of Fox News up there, screen #2 and also #3.

Now, that’s just wrong.

But this is a very Republican town, and Democrats tend to huddle and whisper when we get together and use secret handshakes and passwords like “The owl flies at dawn,” so calling attention to yourself as such isn’t recommended.

A lady a couple of machines over from me finally piped up and asked the manager if she would kindly switch one screen back to the music channel she’d been watching, which she did.

Mr. Fox continued to plod away on his treadmill, eyes staring straight ahead, never taking his gaze from his source of “fair and balanced news.”

Now that’s the height of Right Wing devotion.

Or stupidity.  You pick.

18 thoughts on “Working Out Flat Screen Politics

  1. My fitness is outdoors – no politics, no tv, no earplugs and, most times, no one talking. I realize that would drive some people stark raving mad. It drives me into meditation and awe over what I see. Probably this over-stimulated world thinks I’m mad! 😀


    • I really prefer the outdoors too, but it’s just been so beastly hot here that exercising indoors with the AC blasting and a ceiling fan directly over me is the way to go. I’ve had enough hot flashes to last me for awhile, haha.


  2. He can’t turn his head for fear the wires would short out. What a doofus – though I do imagine it would take something as mind numbing as Fox news to get one’s mind off pain.


  3. I live in Kansas and I was shocked to see…drum roll…MSNBC and Rachel Maddow on one evening in a local fast food restaurant. Don’t know if that happens nightly but it sure was a pleasant surprise. A lot of the restaurants in town used to only run FOX news but, another surprise, around the time those petitions to get restaurants to change the channel surfaced, I noticed a lot had switched or just turned off the TV. A small thing in Brownbackland, but still something.


  4. CBC ain’t what it used to be, but it sure as hell beats FOX!!

    And today I skipped yoga class and ate a bacon and tomato sandwich instead. Mr. Flabman will be paying me a visit shortly…


  5. I try to avoid places that have FOX on; it sets off my gag reflex. I’m amazed at how often people ask to have the channel changed to FOX. Have you ever been in a place that had MSNBC onscreen? It’s usually the FOX viewers that want to shove it down YOUR throat, too.


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