I went over to my mother’s today to fill up her pill boxes for the week ahead and see if there was anything else she needed.
When I got there, she asked me if I’d been to the gym (since she knows I’ve been going regularly this summer) and I told her I’d just come from an hour yoga class.
She said, “Oh, you’re looking so thin! Very shapely!”
But before I could get a “thank you” uttered, she followed up with
“Too bad you can’t do something about your stomach.”