Conversation between my husband and me today about the gym at the Wellness Center where I’ve been working out—
He: “It’s nice that it’s not like a lot of the other fitness places. You don’t have a bunch of people standing around waiting for you to finish up with equipment.”
Me: “Yeah, that is nice. It’s mainly old folks like us.
[Names a few names of acquaintances.]
When I go, there’s probably nobody under the age of 60. No one making moves on anyone or trying to impress.”
He: “Not exactly the singles scene, is it?”
Me: “No. More like the shingles scene.”
Ba-da-bum, ching! Thank you ladies and germs! I’ll be here all week!
I Tried Being Tasteful... 
Funny! Sounds like my kind of gym – no prancing or preening, no one to impress!
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Hi,
It certainly does sound like the ideal place to go.
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That is where I need to go. It is tiresome for people just showing up to check out my buns.
Yeah…right.
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In my gym nobody takes any notice of anyone else, or perhaps that’s just me. AArgh! perhaps it means nobody takes any notice of me!!!! You’re doing well to work out. Makes me feel guilty. Must go swimming tomorrow…..
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Makes you feel young to be around all those old farts, doesn’t it?!
Wear spandex.
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Hahahaha! Good one!
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