So a Priest, Two Polish Doctors and an Alien Walk Into a Bar…

From the “You can’t make this stuff up” file:

“Miracle” As Communion Wafer Becomes Heart Tissue

WARSAW, Poland — Roman Catholics in Poland gathered Sunday for a special Mass celebrating what they see as a miracle: the appearance on a communion wafer of a dark spot that they are convinced is part of the heart of Jesus.

The communion wafer in question developed a brown spot in 2008 after falling on the floor during a Mass in the eastern Polish town of Sokolka. Two medical doctors determined that the spot was heart muscle tissue, church officials have said.

Bialystok Archbishop Edward Ozorowski said during the Mass that in history, the “substance of Christ’s body or blood has become available to the human senses, and this also happened in Sokolka.”

“For God, nothing is impossible,” Ozorowski said.

The dark-spotted wafer was carried aloft in a reliquary by a golden-robed priest in a procession and was put on display in the town’s church of St. Anthony as about 1,000 faithful looked on, according to a report and footage carried by the TV station TVN.

Catholics believe that the bread and wine that priests use during the sacrament of communion — or the Eucharist — are changed into the body and blood of Jesus Christ.

The wafer was dropped by a priest celebrating communion in 2008. In accordance with church practice, the priest placed the wafer in water to dissolve it. Several days later a nun found that the wafer had not dissolved completely, and found a red mark on it.

The nun’s discovery sparked huge interest among the faithful in this deeply Roman Catholic country, sparking large numbers to flock to Sokolka. Though some believers consider the object miraculous, the Vatican is still examining the matter and has not yet officially decided whether to declare it a miracle, church spokesman Andrzej Debski said.

A group of rationalists complained about the matter in 2008, and called on authorities to investigate if a murder or other crime was involved if human flesh was indeed found on the wafer. Police say they have no evidence of any crime.

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Are Aliens Part of God’s Plan, Too?  Finding E.T. Could Change Religion Forever

by Clara Moskowitz, SPACE.com Senior Writer

ORLANDO, Fla. — The discovery of intelligent aliens would be mind-blowing in many respects, but it could present a special dilemma for the world’s religions, theologians pondering interstellar travel concepts said Saturday (Oct.1)

Christians, in particular, might take the news hardest, because the Christian belief system does not easily allow for other intelligent beings in the universe, Christian thinkers said at the 100 Year Starship Symposium, a meeting sponsored by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) to discuss issues surrounding traveling to other stars.

In other words, “Did Jesus die for Klingons too?” as philosophy professor Christian Weidemannof Germany’s Ruhr-University Bochum titled his talk at a panel on the philosophical and religious considerations of visiting other worlds.

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4 thoughts on “So a Priest, Two Polish Doctors and an Alien Walk Into a Bar…

  1. In a related development, an elderly parishoner was rushed to the hospital when he began experiencing palpitations. Doctors were able to determine, after tasting, that part of his heart had turned into a cookie of some kind. The exact type of cookie could not be determined, other than that it wasn’t an Oreo or a Fig Newton.

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  2. Oh dear, the Froot Loops religion of my childhood… although I still kinda like all those Saints. My hubby’s aunt is currently praying to St. Anthony for the safe return of my MIL’s lost housekey.And then there’s that trick of burying St. Joseph upsidedown to ensure a house sale… but I digress!

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