If…

From The Daily Kos (“Cheers and Jeers” by Bill in Portland, Maine):

“If…

…you engage in an IRS witch hunt even when your information is proven false, you believe rape kits prevent pregnancy from rape, you accuse anyone who starts a debate on race relations of being a reverse-racist, you claim the solution to the environmental effects of fossil fuels is to drill wider and deeper for them, you compare gays to pedophiles, you shout “global cooling!” on individual snow days in the winter but ignore record-breaking heat year after year, you openly and proudly call for secession, you believe economic expansion depends on economic contraction, you think alternative energy means switching from regular to premium, you want more tax breaks for the wealthy but not the middle and lower classes, you thought voting for the Iraq war was good judgment and you’d do it all over again, your idea of healthcare reform is “take more vitamins,” you insist that the primary role of Congress is to repeal laws, you think it should be more difficult for minorities to vote, you spend most of your time naming new post offices at the same time you’re trying to strangle the Postal Service, you keep funneling billions of tax dollars to Big Oil but starve green energy, you see commies behind every bush, you think it’s fine that women earn 77 cents for every dollar men make, you compare European immigrants’ “Secretariat DNA” to Mexican immigrants’ “donkey DNA,” you believe regulations on massively-predatory corporations are tyranny but regulations on ordinary workaday individuals are necessary to prevent “moochers,” you preach “abstinence only” to a demographic group that’s at the peak of their biologically-wired horniness, you can’t stomach the idea of a minimum living wage for people on the lowest rungs of society at the same time you can’t stomach a billionaire paying a few extra bucks in taxes, your response to the obscene level of gun violence in America is more guns, you bicker and dicker over funding for disaster relief, you scream “Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!” but do nothing about jobs except slash them, and you act all rough and tough yet you’re too frightened to ever criticize a conservative radio entertainer because you’re afraid he might destroy you with some words…

…then tell me again, Republicans: why should anyone listen to you?”

ICHCHeadUpAss

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4 thoughts on “If…

  1. Absolutely brillant. I’m reading Thomas Jefferson, the art of power. He must be rolling in his grave. Of course in Texas, according to history books, TJ doesn’t exist.
    Sometimes I am a happy I am in the twilight of my life.
    It isn’t going to get better. Our children and grandchildren are in for a very rough ride.

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  2. Now, THIS is why I read you! Thank you for crystalizing their very expensive Petty Nonsense. To hate the poor, who are closer in reality, and LUV the rich, who are mostly hate-filled for their “inferiors”? It makes no sense.

    And why are there so many of them???

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