Fighting Words from Rick Perry

From The Borowitz Report on The New Yorker:

AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report)—Lashing out at what he called the “Soviet-style” tactics of the indictments against him, Texas Governor Rick Perry said on Tuesday that the government had “grossly overstepped its traditional role of mandating transvaginal ultrasounds.”

Speaking to supporters in Austin, Perry blasted the indictments and called for a return to an era of limited government that focuses on requiring gynecological procedures.
“We are living in dark days indeed when the state of Texas is spending time and money probing its officials instead of its women,” he said, to thunderous applause.

 

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4 thoughts on “Fighting Words from Rick Perry

  1. I had just finished ready Andy’s Report when I got your post. All I could think of is Rick Perry for dog catcher. Not sure he could do that job.

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