Headlines We Won’t See Today

From The Daily Kos:  

Police shout obscenities, point guns at angry tea party protesters

Ferguson police release incident report on Michael Brown death

Bundy ranch militia members arrested for pointing weapons at police

Newspaper headline regarding Dwight Eisenhower's farewell speech

A headline we did read 54 years ago.

Rick Perry presidential prospects brighten

George W. Bush sees irony in crying out in agony as water dumped on head, threatening ability to breathe

Caligraphist runs out of room while listing Eric Cantor’s achievements as House majority leader on grain of rice

More Democrats than Republicans booked on Sunday morning shows

ISIS leaders smarter than a fifth grader

Cows admit role in global warming, form climate task force

Saturday Night Live expected to be the same without Don Pardo

Majority of Americans agree: summer going by too slowly

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2 thoughts on “Headlines We Won’t See Today

  1. About the Eric Cantor achievements on a grain of rice. Would that be achievements for the good of the country or achievements in sneaky, snarky deals good only for rich white guys? If it’s the first, there would be plenty of room for Boehner and McConnell’s good deeds, too.

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