I was scrolling through the photos of the glitterati at last night’s Met Gala, otherwise known as the Anna Wintour Takes Over the World Wingding (TM), when I came across a pic of Kris Jenner on the red carpet. Holy crap on a cracker!
For one disorienting moment I truly thought that the actress/dancer/singer Ann Miller was still alive. Or reanimated.
I know Ann had lied about her age when she first got into showbiz and was not as old as most folks thought, but she passed away in 2004 at the age of 82 (give or take.)
But no! Here she was in the flesh, such as it is. (Some lucky dermatologist is making a fortune off of cheek plumpers here, for sure.)
It took me a little bit to realize that I was mistaken and was looking at Kris Jenner, she of the Kardashian Klan of self-promoters extraordinare.
I guess I wasn’t alone in my miscalculation because I later read a tweet by Lady Gaga that said “Michael Jackson’s corpse is looking amazing tonight.”
Ouch.
See for yourself. Then go rinse out your eyeballs. 
I like Ann Miller’s dress better, but it looks like the coat hangers that they forgot to take out of their outfits may be identical. Of, as the lawyer in My Cousin Vinny said it, EYEdenticul.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I agree, Ann wears it better. Bitch stole her look. 🙂
LikeLike
Are you kidding me ! Ann had great legs. CJ —-not do much. (I’m trying to be nice.) cough cough.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ann did have great gams. One of the problems here with Kris is the ankle strap shoe. Those just make a gal’s legs look like tree stumps. And I think Tammy Faye Bakker wants her mascara back.
LikeLiked by 1 person
OMG I thought you meant Bruce!!!! I was thinking “WHAT???” Then read your post over again. I think that dress might actually look better on him 🙂
LikeLiked by 2 people
I remember Ann Miller starred in Easter Parade with Fred Astaire and Judy Garland (I believe she was walking a dog). I also recall her tap dancing in some of the old musicals I loved to watch.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ann was a wonderful dancer. And, unlike the Kardashians, she actually did something worthwhile to achieve her fame.
LikeLiked by 1 person
No wonder Bruce is becoming a woman… And he’s already prettier than Kris! And I LOVED Ann Miller in Kiss Me Kate! “From this moment on…”
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m hoping Bruce has a better wardrobe…
LikeLiked by 1 person
One can only hope or there’ll be more eyeball washing!
LikeLike
Kris scares me… a lot.
LikeLike