Well, sir, that’s a good question.
Here in the Great State of Texas, the legislature managed to pass a non-binding resolution that stated marriage was between one man and one woman.
Since it is non-binding and basically as worthless as Ted Cruz’s Canadian citizenship, it ranks right up there with other non-binding resolutions passed by the legislature this session.
(The legislature, by the way, meets every two years for 140 days. I think it would be better if it met every 140 years and lasted for two days. That way we’d have way less crap to deal with.)
Anyway, they also dubbed May 7 as Salad Day and May 26 as John Wayne Day.
This is how our tax dollars are spent, y’all. Thank God the session is almost over.
“Not tonight, John. I’d rather have a salad.”