If “Pizzagate” Wasn’t Weird Enough For You…

…we now have child sex-slaves on Mars.

From The Washington Post:

The situation for human beings on Mars is dire, and not just because the red planet’s atmosphere is mostly carbon dioxide and the average temperature is -81 degrees.

There’s also the issue of the child-trafficking ring operating in secret on the planet 33.9 million miles from earth, according to a guest on the Alex Jones Show.

“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride,” Robert David Steele said Thursday during a winding, conspiratorial dialogue with Jones about child victims of sex crimes. “So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”

NASA did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

But Guy Webster, a spokesman for Mars exploration at NASA, told the Daily Beast that rumors about live humans on Mars are false.

“There are no humans on Mars,” he said. “There are active rovers on Mars. There was a rumor going around last week that there weren’t. There are, but there are no humans.”

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9 thoughts on “If “Pizzagate” Wasn’t Weird Enough For You…

  1. Pingback: If “Pizzagate” Wasn’t Weird Enough For You… — I Tried Being Tasteful… | cornfedcontessa

  2. Would it be OK if I cross-posted this article to WriterBeat.com? I’ll be sure to give you complete credit as the author. There is no fee, I’m simply trying to add more content diversity for our commu6nity and I liked what you wrote. If “OK” please let me know via email.

    Autumn
    AutumnCote@WriterBeat.com

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  3. As wise sage Rodney Dangerfield said in Caddyshack, “No I know why tigers eat their young.” Let’s let Jones and all his other batshit crazy buddies arrange with NASA to go up there personally to check it out and bring those kids back!

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