Roland B. Hedley Jr. @RealRBHJr
Source: A happy POTUS texted aides this morning he had “learned a lot” from his speech last night, had no idea that Best Continental Army Ever had taken control of Airports “literally centuries” before the TSA even existed!
Well, he didn’t last long.
“Acting Secretary of Defense Patrick Shanahan, who has done a wonderful job, has decided not to go forward with his confirmation process so that he can devote more time to his family,” Trump tweeted.
“Admittedly, my memory span is five seconds long, but I think America should definitely start a war.”
From The New Yorker:
“There was a concern that it was reminding the President of John McCain.”
From The New Yorker, by John Cuneo:
From “Doonesbury” at the Washington Post:
Roland B. Hedley, Jr. @RealBHJr
President doesn’t really need all 17 Angry Attorneys WH counsel’s office just hired, but tired of playing zone defense . Totally innocent himself, POTUS is a one-man Innocence Project (see below), believes strongly in the jurisprudence principle of Pics or It Didn’t Happen.
From Doonesbury at the Washington Post: