This Made Me Laugh

“Projectile Dysfunction,” perhaps?

“We’re Shocked…Shocked, I Tell You!”

CNN reported Wednesday that Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak is considered by US intelligence to be one of Russia’s top spies and spy-recruiters in Washington, citing current and former senior US government officials.

But asked by CNN’s team in Moscow about the report, Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova insisted Kislyak was “a well-known, world-class diplomat.”

She added, “He was deputy minister of foreign affairs in Russia, who has communicated with American colleagues for decades in different fields, and CNN accused him of being a Russian spy … of recruiting? Oh my God!”

A Grizzly, Perhaps?

From CNN:

After a Senate confirmation battle that came down to a tie-breaking vote from the Vice President, Betsy DeVos stood up in front of her new team for the first time since being sworn in.

“For me personally, this confirmation process and the drama … has been a bear,” she said.

Lord, Hear Our Prayer

It’s Gonna Take More Than a Visit to Lenscrafters

Vhat, No Moose and Sqvirrel?

Tweet of the Day

  Sean Simmons @seanrsimmons

If Melania Trump wants to combat cyber bullying on social media, she should start by changing the password to her husband’s Twitter account.

This Is How I Feel Right Now, In a Nutshell

But, Hey, He Could Pick Out a Sweater!

And I’ll Bet He Respects Women Too!