“Our missiles are big, powerful, accurate, lethal, and fast.”
“This speech will be talked about long after his second term. This is on par with ‘Tear down this wall, Mr. Gorbachev.'”
— Sen. Lindsey Graham
— number of times Trump sniffed during speech, inspiring the trending of #SniffyMcAdderall
Roland B. Hedley Jr. @RBHJr
WH physician confirms no bigoted bones. Once had racist spurs, but have been in remission since 1969. #BestBonesEver
Roland B. Hedley Jr. @RealRBHJr
Upcoming Fourth of Trump.
1. People who’d never go to a Trump event will be there and can be counted.
2. They can’t get close.
3. Awesome display of military power.
1. Whole plan dickish.
From “Doonesbury” at the Washington Post:
Roland B. Hedley, Jr. @RealBHJr
President doesn’t really need all 17 Angry Attorneys WH counsel’s office just hired, but tired of playing zone defense . Totally innocent himself, POTUS is a one-man Innocence Project (see below), believes strongly in the jurisprudence principle of Pics or It Didn’t Happen.
From Doonesbury at the Washington Post:
Melania, take note.