Oh, that Andy Borowitz. God love ‘im. He’s got to be my favorite humorist and commentator on politics and the absurdity of modern life.
We’ve all heard about Herman Cain’s “9-9-9” plan.
Michele Bachmann smilingly said that, upside down, it’s the mark of the beast.
Jon Huntsman lamely quipped that it’s the price of a pizza.
Now, here’s Andy in the Borowitz Report today on Rick Perry’s plan:
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Elsewhere, Texas Governor Rick Perry announced what he called his “1-1-1” plan:
“Every American gets 1 percent tax, 1 mandatory vaccination, and 1 execution.”
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