Trump: “I Am the Smartest Person in the Room.”

From Andy Borowitz’s “Borowitz Report”—

“Everyone of these people is a stable genius,” Trump said, of the associates gathered in the Oval Office, “and I am by far more stabler and more geniuser than any of them.”

Tweet of the Day

 Roland B. Hedley Jr. @RealRBHJr

Flaming baked Alaskan, stringy-haired sidekicks @ WH. Palin in barmaid blouse, boys in redneckwear, Prez in red neckwear. #FashionChernoble