Libertarian presidential nominee Gary Johnson on Sunday said he was glad no one had been injured during the recent attacks in New York, New Jersey and Minnesota — but the incidents caused dozens of injuries.
“I’m just grateful that nobody got hurt,” Johnson said on CNN when asked about the attacks.
As Samantha Bee said last night about Johnson, “The Pot Head Perot.”
For all you ex-Bernie Bros who are considering casting your vote for Gary Johnson and thus essentially electing Donald Trump president, consider this explanation from the candidate about not knowing what Aleppo was during an interview on “Morning Joe”:
“This morning, I began my day by setting aside any doubt that I’m human. Yes, I understand the dynamics of the Syrian conflict — I talk about them every day. But hit with ‘What about Aleppo?’, I immediately was thinking about an acronym, not the Syrian conflict. I blanked. It happens, and it will happen again during the course of this campaign.”
Oops. Maybe he should back off on the marijuana just a tad.
This cartoon is from the current issue of The New Yorker magazine. It illustrates perfectly, I think, how a real “Tea Party-er” should practice what he preaches.
Don’t like those pesky taxes that pay for services like the fire department and police?
No problem! Who needs ’em?