From the New Yorker:
“WHO CARES WHAT IT IS? I’M JUST HAPPY WE STILL GET DELIVERY.”
President Trump will donate his salary from the last quarter of 2019 to the Department of Health and Human Services as the department works on combating coronavirus, White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham said.
This doesn’t even cover the cost of one trip to Mar-a-Lago.
From the NYT:
“Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross said jobs could move from China to the United States as a result of the coronavirus outbreak.”
“Hey, forget about all those dead people! This is a win for the U.S.!”