Head Spinning Quote of the Day

“No, I don’t think he’s racist,” Graham said on the Snapchat show “Good Luck America.” “Here’s what I think: You can be black as coal, and if you like him, he likes you. You can be albino, and if he doesn’t like you, he doesn’t like you. He’s about him. If you like him, he probably likes you. There’s a flaw there, but no, I don’t think he hates people because of the color of their skin. I think he reacts to people as how they react to him. I really believe that.”

“It is what it is.”

Oh, So That’s How It Works

Holiday Cards for Your Racist Relatives

From McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, by Ryan Weber:

 

 

 

 

 

Hey, Donald. Did You Throw Up a Little in Your Mouth When You Said That?

President Trump signed a proclamation Friday declaring Martin Luther King Jr. Day, one day after making disparaging comments about Haiti and African countries.

“Today we celebrate Dr. King for standing up for the self-evident truth Americans hold so dear, that no matter the color of our skin, or the place of our birth we are all created equal by God,” Trump said Friday ahead of the signing.