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Really, That Word Has Been A Staple in Politics, Like, Forever…

 

...as Trump would have you believe.

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And, by the way, yesterday on the TV that’s perpetually tuned to Fox News at my gym (and nobody better even think of changing it or they’ll shoot out your tires) they were actually bleeping out the word “schlonged” when they were discussing it.  If it’s as innocuous as Trump says, why is Fox the only one who’s playing coy here with it? I guess it’s okay to call President Obama all sorts of names, but if their front runner uses a Yiddish term for a big penis, as a verb no less, while also swearing this is common usage in politics meaning “beating badly in an election”, suddenly they’re blushing like virgins. Bastards.