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Culvey the Magnificent

CULVEY’S “FEETS” OF MAGIC AND PRESTIDIGITATION

“IF I CAN’T SEE YOU, THEN YOU CAN’T SEE ME.”

 

“I IZ INVISIBLE.”

 

“EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT, WALLENDAS! I CAN DO THIS STUFF IN MY SLEEP.”

 

“FOR MY NEXT TRICK, I’M GOING TO NEED MY LOVELY ASSISTANT, NEFERKITTY. (PSST…IF YOU PULL THIS ONE OFF, THERE’RE EXTRA KITTY TREATS IN IT FOR YOU.)”

 

“IN THIS TRICK, MY ASSISTANT WILL MAGICALLY DISAPPEAR FROM THE SINK AND REMATERIALIZE….”

 

“…IN A BAG ON THE BED. ISN’T THAT AMAZING, FOLKS? GIVE THE LITTLE LADY A HAND!”

 

“HERE I AM DISPLAYING REMARKABLE STRENGTH AND ENDURANCE BY HOLDING UP THE WALL WITH ONE PAW.”

 

“SO, NEFERKITTY, YOU WANT TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE AFTER THE SHOW?”

 

“AH, WELL. ALONE AGAIN. YOU WERE A GREAT AUDIENCE. GOOD NIGHT AND GOD BLESS!”