Post Index

• I Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Science
• Actually They’re Mostly Peas And Cat Hair
• It Bears Repeating: Richard’s Story
• Can You Hear Me Now?
• The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Mucus: 2014 Edition
• A Climate Change Christmas Carol
• A Merry German Texas Christmas, Y’all
• Shove The Pig’s Foot A Little Further Into The Fire (And Other Fun Tunes)
• In Your Face, Mr. Grinch!
• It’s Baaack!
• Got Mondegreen?
• For My Dad, On Veteran’s Day
• There Is No Joy In Mudville
• Say “Uncle”…Say It!
• The Stupidity Epidemic
• So THAT Explains All the Bad Stuff Lately…
• How The Ape Brain Assesses Risk
• Sex Is In The Heel—with Billy Porter
• John Cleese on Stupidity
• On Second Thought…
• Hair
• Headlines We Won’t See Today
• Fighting Words from Rick Perry
• I Guess Ya Had to Be There
• Sincerely Screwed
• The $1 Facelift
• Bible Stories for Newly Formed and Young Corporations
• Stuff Jesus Said
• Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s Dissent—in Song
• Smile, You’re Not on Candid Camera
• I Love This Woman!
• Uncle Grumpy Is At It Again
• Rest in Peace, Mr. Barsotti
• Open-carry Patriot vs. Deranged Killer
• Sad Cat Diary
• You Know You’re Old When…
• The Things You Learn…
• Sixty-seven Years Ago Today…
• “Let It Go” in 25 Languages
• Get Ready for Some Cuteness
• “Just Do Right.”
• Silhouettes 101~or~Go With the Flow
• Marching to the Beat of a Different Drum
• Late for an Important Date
• Croquet, Anyone?
• Mad as a Hatter
• Down the Rabbit Hole
• And “A” is for…
• All About Eve
• Highbrow Meets Low Tech
• Odds and Ends from the Vault
• An Oldie but a Goodie
• Strike Up the Band
• Silhouette of the Day: Tree of Life
• More “Fun with Silhouettes”
• Getting My Mojo Back
• Wasabi-flavored Kit Kat Bars and Doughnuts
• We’re Hip to That, Man
• The Truth, According to “Jowly Dave Foley”
• Yeah, Something Like That…
• Have a Heterosexual Day
• Just Substitute “Newt” for “Nate”
• Pi Aren’t Square, Pi Are Round
• Happy Birthday, Charles Darwin
• Fox News Headlines I’m Sure We’ll See
• Always the Bridesmaid…
• A Sucker Born Every Minute
• Sir Isaac Newton Debates Ken Ham
• Shock! Pat Robertson Disses Creationism
• The New Yorker Likes Me…It Really Likes Me!
• Watch Out Village People—Here Comes Peacock Spider
• Happy 2014…..Whatever
• You Look…Fine
• Let the Airing of Grievances Begin!
• If It Quacks Like A Duck…
• Here We Come A-Caroling…
• Five Things You Didn’t Know About The “War on Christmas”
• A Special Request…
• The Gospel According to the GOP
• Somewhere, Sarah Palin is Smiling
• Dogs Have Masters, Cats Have Staff
• Pfun with Phones–Christmas Edition
• Just Substitute Guns For Abortion Rights
• My Annual Halloween Cartoon
• Things That Go Bump…
• It’s Not Your Mother’s Oldsmobile…Or Is It?
• Pfinal Day of Pfun
• Home Again
• Pfun—Day Six
• Pfun—Day Five
• Pfun—Day Four
• Pfun—Day Three
• Pfun–Day Two
• Pfun—Day One
• More Pfun…
• I’ll Be Damned…I Won!
• Pfarting around with Smartphones…again
• He’ll Leave the Light on for You
• Ted “Carnival” Cruz
• If…
• More Pfun with Smartphones
• Here She Is…
• Phooling around with Smartphones
• You Can Take Our Tampons, But You Can’t Take Our Freedom…
• Three’s A Crowd
• Wendy Davis=My “Shero”
• Finally… “I Tried Being Tasteful…” the book!
• What I Did On My Summer Vacation…
• Coming Soon—I Tried Being Tasteful…—The Book!
• Sweatin’ With Izumi
• Reading is FUN-damental
• Underwear Horoscope by Jenna Marbles
• Sweet “Sicks-teen”
• Lady Liberty
• Same Old, Same Old
• From the G.O.P. Prayer Book
• Papal Resignation: From Infallible to Just Some Guy in a Dress
• Ashes to Ashes…Dust to Calif.
• The End of the Trail
• Hey, GOP–The Election is Over. Deal With It.
• Payback Time
• Happy Halloween—Zumba Style
• My Annual Halloween Cartoon
• Binders? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Binders!
• Made My Freakin’ Day
• I Guess Ya Had to Be There
• I Am One of the 47%
• Makin’ Whoopee
• Ryan’s Hope
• Recycle a Cartoon Saturday
• Out of the Slammer and Into the Good Life
• (Von) Ryan’s Express
• Farewell to My Muse
• Louie Gohmert: Texas’ Biggest Asshat
• The Ghost and Mrs. S.
• If It’s Not One Thing, It’s Your Mother
• Texas Taepodong Two-step
• Henri the Existential Cat
• False Cat-vertising
• Culvey the Magnificent
• How I Spent My Birthday…
• Welcome to Medicare…
• Happy…Uh, What Was That Again?
• Lie Down with Dogs, Get Up with Fleas
• A Case of Hoof in Mouth
• Say “Yesss!”
• My Mother, the Competitor
• Nepenthe and George
• The Queen Is in Da House
• Giving the Old “Yoot” the Boot
• Fall Is in the Air
• No Problemo
• “I’m a Slut” by the Reformed Whores
• One of These Days, Alice…Pow!..to the Moon
• Ch-ch-ch-changes
• Yes, Virginia…It Sure as Hell Is a Big Deal
• Take Two Aspirin and Don’t Call Me in the Morning
• Disappearing Beds and the Mexican Mafia
• Under the Bed and On the Market
• Kackkkk!
• The Komen Clinker
• Requiem for a Neurotic Dog
• That Darn Cat!
• I Wish I’d Said That
• Methinks the Lady Doth Protest Too Much
• Hello, I Must Be Going
• 2011 in review
• Toeing the Line
• Merry Chrysalis,Y’all!
• Her Bowl Runneth Over
• Two’s a Crowd
• The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Mucus
• It’ll All Pan Out in the End
• Trading in the Cadillac for a Ferrari
• An Uplifting Tale of a Man and His Colon
• The Wild Bunch
• Perry: Texas Toast?
• Romancing the Stone
• And Now For Something Completely Different…
• Feel Anything Yet?
• Do You Want New or Used Fries With That?
• Move Over, Herman
• Charlton Heston He Ain’t
• “Trick or Treat!”…Your Papers, Please
• Ya Think?
• More Bad Lipreading with…Michele Bachmann
• Rick Perry’s Thoughts–Via Some Very Bad Lip Reading
• So a Priest, Two Polish Doctors and an Alien Walk Into a Bar…
• Pfun with Physics
• People of WalMart Form PAC for Christie: “He’s Just Like Us!”
• Teaching An Old Dog Some New Zumba
• Bachmann’s Campaign Donations Drying Up Faster Than Her Ovaries
• Molly-isms
• The Great GOP Hair Swap
• Best. Tweet. Ever.
• I Just Flew in from L.A. and Boy, Are My Arms Tired…
• Free to a Good Home
• Pining for the Fjords–the Update
• Pining for the Fjords
• Flushed with Civic Pride
• There Are Just Some Things…
• So Noah Built an Arky, Arky…
• Rick Perry Tosses His Hair Into the Ring
• What Would Jesus Order?
• Texas Ice Cream Truck
• The New Texas Rain Gauge
• And You Wonder Why I’m Neurotic…
• Here’s Lookin’ at You, Kid
• Majorly Medical
• More, Please, Sir…
• Working Out Flat Screen Politics
• She Came, She Signed, She Left After 30 Minutes
• Lord Have Mercy
• Boy, Is She Barking Up the Wrong Tree
• How Dry I Am
• Hold the Phone
• Hold On, Medicare…I’m a Comin’!
• I’m Hip, Man…
• Tooth or Consequences
• Drenched in Tears and Rolling in Dough
• Nevermind…
• The Comeback Cat
• I’ll Have the Special
• Middle School Makeover
• America’s Shame
• Up and At ‘Em!
• Look on the Bright Side of Life
• The Mother Who Didn’t Cry “Wolf!”
• Remotely Controlling, Again
• Ode to a Defunct Uterus
• The Mighty Mite–or–Ears to You
• Justice is Blind, Deaf and Ninety-one
• Holding to the Oldies
• Age: It’s All (Your) Relative
• Crouching Tiger Mom, Hidden Agenda?
• Wrinkle Resistant
• Not a Thing to Wear
• The Shirt Off My Back
• Finally Kicking the Bucket
• The Bed and I
• Unsafe at Any Speed
• On My Mother’s Sh*t List
• It’s Official…
• To Whom It May Concern…
• Oh, the Irony!
• Our Lady of Perpetual Victimization
• Nation of Pinheads, Part 2
• The “Eyes” Have It
• What If…
• You Like Me…You Really Like Me!
• Good-bye, 2010!
• You Want Some Cat With That?
• The Christmas Armadillo
• DADT: R.I.P.
• Deck the Halls, and All That Jazz
• Vick-timized
• Sticker Shock
• I’ll Show U Mine…
• If Dogs Used eHarmony
• Where There’s Smoke…
• Old Man Yells at Cloud
• Sign of the Times
• Modern Life
• Prehistoric Food Critics
• I Hear Ya Knockin’…
• All the Single Ladies
• Dancing with the Mama Grizzlies
• I Am a Happy Wanderer…
• Out of the Mouths of Babes
• Pucker Up
• Paging Max Von Sydow…
• Baby, You Can Drive My Car
• E Pluribus Unum
• Sorry, Wrong Number
• The Eyes of Texas Are Myopic
• Return To The Good Ol’ Days of Ignorance
• The Night Visitor
• Virtual Paintout–#3
• Virtual Paintout–#2
• Virtual Paintout–September
• Witchy Woman
• Tolerating Intolerance
• It May Take a Village…
• He Said What, Now?
• The Little Manipulator, Part 2
• A Pox on Thee
• Eat, Pray, Love: The Verdict
• Eat, Pray You’re Fast Enough to Order
• The Secret to Staying Thin
• Re-post: Childhood Heroines Redux
• Have We Ever Lied to You Before?
• Of Mice and Men
• I Got Nuthin’…
• Health Care Reform: Guest Post by Barbara O’Brien
• Repost: Happy Hallowthanksmastine!
• Note to Self…
• Last Call
• Things Not to Say to a Policeman
• Perpetually Twelve
• That’s a Wrap, Folks!
• Richard’s Story: Update
• GOP Says: Oil, Schmoil
• Oh, Mama!
• Do You Have It in a Six and a Half?
• A Memaw’s Job Is Never Done
• Old Tricks, Even Older Dogs
• They Say It’s Your Birthday…
• Immigrants: Part Deux
• Extreme Makeover: Texas Edition
• We Are All Immigrants
• Shoot Me Up, Doc!
• Where Are the Grown-ups?
• Back In My Day…
• Richard’s Story
• Arizona Dreamin’
• Sprang Has Sprung, Y’all
• Mr. Trump? Papers, please….
• The Dawn of the Variety Show
• You Go, Girl!
• No “Apolgy” for Stupidity
• How Many Pigs Will You Take for a By-pass, Doc?
• Blecchhh…
• Don’t Piss Off Mother Nature
• Taxed Enough Already
• In a Last Minute Fashion
• Attention Walmart Flossers…
• Early Bird Special
• Caption This!
• The Next Biggest Loser
• Suffer the Little Children…
• Texas Hoof in Mouth Disease
• Hell on Wheels
• Tag…I’m It!
• Really Thinking “Outside the Box”
• Yackk! Get Over It!
• Sayonara to S.F. Paintout
• Eh? Whadidya say?
• Oh,no! Snow?
• S. F. Paintout #2
• The Human Toll of Misplaced Anger
• Is This Man Tone Deaf or Just Dumb?
• The Light Show in My Head
• Going “Rogue-y”
• A “Shee-itty” Day.
• Feb. Paintout: S.F.
• Condemnation
• Supremely Pissed Off
• Last Call for Corsica
• Paging Levi Johnston…
• Shoot Out at the OK Corral
• Corsica Paintout #2
• Stick a Fork in Me…
• Jan. Virtual Paintout
• Rush Limbaugh: Humanitarian of the Year
• Leave It to Pat Robertson…
• Riding Herd with a Pencil
• Speak Up, You’re Mumbling!
• What Your Dog Does While You’re at Work
• As Serious as a Heart Attack
• Blast from the Past
• Happy Hallowthanksmastine!
• Saucy Sunday
• Merry Cat-mas!
• G.O.P.–Grand Old Payoff
• Numero Dos: Virtual Paintout Mexico
• Culvey, the Internet Celebrity
• Sketchy Santas
• Paging Dr. Lieberman…
• Feliz Navidad–Virtual Paintout Dec.
• Meet Rachel, Jaimee, Mindy, Jamie, Holly, Kalika, Joslyn…
• Palin’ Around with Excuses
• For Palin: the Queen of Denial
• Dance of the Sugarplum Fairways
• Happy..no..Merry..huh?
• So Many Skanks, So Little Time
• I Swear on a Stack of Bibles
• Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
• Handy Hints for Hunters
• Chain of Fools
• Tastes Great…Less Filling
• Reflections of a Grandparent
• Legend in Her Own Mind?
• Death by Birkenstock
• Bow…Wow.
• Palin-tology
• A Mind is a Terrible Thing to “Waist”
• Say What?
• Nov. Paintout #2
• Recycle-a-Cartoon Saturday
• November Virtual Paintout
• 100% Ideologically Pure
• The Devil Is in the…Box of Dots?
• One…More…Time!
• Battle of the Sexes
• Up, Up and Away…
• The Subversive Grandma
• Adventures in Babysitting
• Virtually Painted Out
• “Rush” to Judgment
• I’m the Michelle Duggar of Virtual Paintout
• And Yet Another Virtual Paintout
• Virtual Paintout October
• You Betcha!
• With Friends Like These…
• We Can Have It All!
• Help, I’ve Fallen…Yadda, Yadda, Yadda
• Virtual Paintout Smackdown
• What’s the Rush?
• DeLay’s Inner Lady
• Pulling the Plug on Granny
• Someone Ate the Baby…
• Man, Oh Man!
• Eight is Enough
• Twitterpated
• One Helluva Job
• Take That, Glenn Beck!
• Idiot America
• Now, That’s Scary!
• Why Neanderthals Are Extinct
• Work, work, work
• In the Beginning…
• They’re Baaaack!
• A Dip in the Gene Pool
• Julia Child’s Secret Life
• Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers
• Fertility Fetish
• It’s a Cat-astrophe
• There Oughta Be a Law…
• In a Cat-atonic State
• A Tale of Two Pedophiles
• “Birthers” and “Deathers”..now “Tenthers”
• Fowl Play
• Scar Wars
• And the Threats Keep Coming….
• Death Threat from a Vet
• The Case for a Little Benign Neglect
• And Now, For Something Completely Different….
• A View of the U.S. from “Across the Pond”
• Infiltrating the D.A.R.
• Well, Tan My Hide!
• Guns ‘n Moses
• Woodstuck
• National Relaxation Day—Seriously?
• Why Americans Are “Birthers” and “Deathers”
• Dick Cheney–“No More Mr. Nice Guy”
• Pledge Allegiance to the Nation of Pinheads
• Playing Poker With Tarot Cards
• Does This Teacher Make My Butt Look Big?
• Grumpy Old People (G.O.P.)
• “C” Street Shenanigans
• Incontinence? It All Depends.
• The Orthodox Agnostic
• Remotely Controlling
• Art on the Laundry Room Door
• Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams
• If Love Is Blind, Why Is Lingerie So Popular?
• Culvey, Caught in the Act
• Watching the Koi