Post Index

• There’s Still a Dark Vibration in the Capitol Air
• Quote of the Day
• I Wouldn’t Trade Breathing For Any Political Principle I Hold
• Are You Allowed to Criticize Simone Biles? A Decision Tree
• Hilarious Quote of the Day
• Nancy Pelosi Did This
• Remember How Worked Up They Were Over “Benghaaazi!”
• Quote of the Day
• Well, That Didn’t Take Long
• An ER Doctor in Arkansas Told Us What Its Like to Work in Unvaccinated America
• Concerned vaccine skeptics push back against disturbing fad of teenagers living
• Kevin McCarthy Rolls Over for Donald Trump, Like a Dog
• My Favorite Part (So Far) From “I Alone Can Fix It”
• The Real Point of the Arizona Audit: It’s all a big show.
• The World Turned Upside Down
• There’s A Stark Red-Blue Divide When It Comes To States’ Vaccination Rates
• Anti-vax tweet from my Congresscritter, Chip Roy (a cancer survivor, no less).
• Sunday Doonesbury
• Quote of the Day
• Inside Gun-Surrendering Criminal Mark McCloskey’s Very Sad St. Louis Rally
• Sunday Doonesbury
• Ivanka and Jared working to distance themselves from consequences of their own actions
• To the Man Who Shouted at Me About Stolen Elections.
• Not a Parody. Unfortunately.
• The Simple Remedy for Jan. 6 Trutherism
• The Monstrous Lie of the Day from Mitch McConnell
• Irony remains thoroughly dead.
• Get Ready for the Shitstorm That Will Follow the Arizona “Recount”
• Wasabi Wins Westminster Dog Show
• What a Difference a Few Years Make
• I Don’t Know Nuthin’ About Subpoenas, Miz Scarlett
• So, I Guess That Means I Don’t Have to Renew My Driver’s License, Car Insurance, Vehicle Inspection, Registration, Etc., Etc.
• The covid vaccine made me magnetic — and I love it
• Tweet of the Day
• Louie Gohmert Remains the Undisputed Emperor of the Crazy People
• Why have a Swiss Army knife when you could just buy an AR-15?
• Forget the Jan. 6 Insurrection, It’s Fauci We Need to Investigate!
• Just Like When Mexico Paid for the Wall
• Mike Pence Wants the Votes of His Own Hangmen
• Tweet of the Day
• Louie Gohmert Says He Isn’t a QAnon Supporter, Just a Moron
• Happy Now, Senator?
• Tweet of the Day (Lookin’ At You, Joe Manchin)
• What In The Name of Holy Hell Does This Accomplish??? (Except for Voter Intimidation)
• Joe Manchin and the Ten Good Republicans
• No to “Souls to the Polls” but Yes to Booze at 10 o’clock in the Morning
• Quote of the Day
• Mitch McConnell Saw the Insurrection Clearly and Then Decided He Liked It
• From His Lips to God’s Ear
• There Are Great Herds of Scapegoats Shielding Donald Trump From Consequences
• This Is What Happens When We Humor an Autocrat
• Quote of the Day
• Clang, Clang, Clang Went Josh Hawley
• Quote of the Day
• What’s the Downside of Humoring Him . . . Still? It’s Happening All Over Again.
• Trump Urges Supporters to Follow Him on Facebook Total Landscaping
• Elvis Hasn’t Left the Building (Mar-a-Lago, That Is)
• What a polarizing, divisive speech from President Biden! (Hint: it’s satire)
• Hey, Leave Our “Poorly Educated” Alone! We Like ’em That Way.—MTG
• How to Teach a Master Class in Cluelessness
• One Year Ago Today
• Andy Borowitz: “Anglo-Saxon Caucus Holds First Meeting”
• Fun Fact About Prince Philip (A Fellow Gemini)
• Quote of the Day
• Matt Gaetz Explains the Conspiracy Meant to Take Him Down
• From the Vault
• Scientists have discovered X-rays coming from Uranus
• My Thoughts Exactly!
• Some people were worried about a nonexistent problem, so we made a real one
• Georgia Governor Declares Water a Gateway Drug That Leads to Voting
• Why Trump Would Make the Most Boring Social Media Site Ever
• He Still Sees It This Way
• Oh, Snap!
• Quote of the Day
• Texas Drops Precautions–by Barry Blitt
• Will Republican politicians kill some Texans to own the libs?
• Teleprompter Trump Is the Most Tired Act in America
• Um…Yeah, Sure. If You Say So.
• An oral history of the Potato Head secession
• The Origin Story of “The Golden Calf”…er…Trump Statue at CPAC
• An 11-year-old boy froze to death in Texas last week while trying to keep his 3-year-old brother warm. Ted Cruz is absolutely shameless.
• I Gotta Get Me One of These Piñatas For My Next Birthday
• The GOP’s choice in 2024: Trump Ultra, Trump Lite or Trump Zero
• Ron Johnson’s wonderful day at the Capitol with the (mostly) jovial crowd
• Snowflake Tells All
• Somehow Nobody on the Committee Hit Ron Johnson With a Pie
• Another Heartwarming Story From the Texas Snowstorm—This Time From My Own Town
• Couldn’t Resist This One
• Ted Cruz wants to be a populist. But he can’t get it right.
• Isn’t He Supposed to Be Quarantining?
• We All Need a Little Christmas Right Now
• More Memes from Cancungate
• Scenes from the Front in Galveston
• Some Good News Amidst the Bad
• More on “Fled” Cruz
• Home Alone
• Well, There Goes Hopes for 2021
• Well, He’s Keeping His Family Safe Anyway
• Texas Oxymoron
• Oohh, Burnnn!
• With a Family Like This, Who Needs Enemies?
• Telling Quote of the Day
• Ultimately, Donald Trump Beat the System. Again.
• This Is the Biggest Self-serving Crock of Shit I’ve Ever Read
• Republican Senators Watched What Trump Did to Mike Pence and Still Might Acquit Him
• Americans Adamantly Refuse to Cash Stimulus Checks Unless Republicans Are Onboard
• My Experience So Far
• I Don’t Know Nuthin’ About QAnon, Miz Scarlett
• Remember the Deficit?
• Um…What Part of “Incitement to Riot” Don’t You Understand?
• Kevin McCarthy Made a Pilgrimage to the Holy Shrine of the Golden Commode
• Maybe They Could Turn It Into a Post Office Again
• Republicans Say It Is Unconstitutional to Hold Officials Accountable Unless They Are Hillary
• You Can’t “Impugn” Something That Doesn’t Exist
• Oh, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki. How Far You Have Fallen.
• Free at Last
• Sure. That’s Like Saying “I Only Read Playboy for the Articles.”
• More Fun with Bernie: The Great Art Collection
• Let’s Play “Where’s Bernie?”
• “Pack Your Shit and Go!”
• The Impeachment Olympics
• A Bit of Levity
• A Pardon? Now That’s What I Call Chutzpah
• Now is not the time to point fingers, Julius Caesar. Now is the time for healing.
• Wow. Just…Wow.
• What a Bunch of F***ing Hypocrites
• Something I Thought I’d Never See
• Lindsey to Trump: “I Wish I Knew How to Quit You.”
• Arizona GOP: “Cindy McCain is the Real Threat Here!”
• Quote of the Day
• Hit Him in His Wallet, the Only Thing Trump Understands
• Sean, You Need Some New Material
• About “Election Integrity”
• New Guy on the Block
• Quote of the Day
• Trump and the New “Lost Cause”
• Donald Trump, Meet Andrew Johnson
• Now You Tell Us
• On the Bright Side, This Guy Finally Has the Answer to His Question.
• One of These Things Is Not Like the Other
• When Pro Wrestling Meets Reality
• Best Descriptor I’ve Read Yet
• Tweet of the Day
• Trump’s Voters Took the Coup Literally and Seriously
• America Weeps at Attempted Trump Coup
• What Trump Hath Wrought
• And Then Cadet Bone Spurs Retreated to the White House As, Predictably, All Hell Broke Loose
• The Most Honest Thing the Trump Family Has Ever Said
• Lindsey Graham, Prophet
• The Republican Pander Pageant
• A Good Read From..Gasp!..George Will
• And They Came to That Conclusion All on Their Own…
• You Know It’s Bad When the Frickin’ Wall Street Journal Comes Out Against You
• President Trump, Mob Boss
• Nice Little State You Got There, Georgia. Too Bad If Something Happened to It…
• In His Own Self Incriminating Words
• Dude, It’s Called “Losing.”
• So Now the GOP Has Suddenly Re-discovered the National Debt. How Convenient…
• …Says the Man Who Passed the Biggest Tax Cut for Corporations
• Yes, Imagine
• Oh, Please! Trump Shouldn’t Be Thanked. He Should Be Whacked on the Noggin With the Rolled Up Bill For Unnecessarily Delaying It.
• Mike Pence: VP, Husband, Father, Flytrap and Ardent Defender of Meat
• Art Lesson: Erase Trump
• What Were You Thinking? (Don’t Pretend You’re Surprised.)
• Because Of Course They Did
• A Little Humor
• Satiric Tweet of the Day
• Nothing Succeeds Like Secession
• Birtherism 2.0
• Pencercise
• And Yet, All of These Bastards Made Light of Masks and Social Distancing
• A Good Read
• Rudy Giuliani, One-man Super Spreader Event
• You Can Say That Again. Just Ask The 280,000 Dead Americans.
• We’ve Been Headed Here Since Ronald Reagan Made His First Joke About ‘The Government’
• And This Is From…a Lawyer?
• That Comes Out to Roughly $22,727.27 a Vote–For Biden. You Get What You Pay For.
• Even Your Own Appointed Judges Think You’re Nuts
• Now That’s Saying Something
• Well, He’s Your Boy, Mitch
• The Trump Circus
• Trump Has Been Planning For Years to Make Losing Look Like a Win
• Uh, Oh. Your Ass Is Grass Now, Honey
• It’s Always About Him
• Shades of Sergeant Schultz
• Yeah, She’s the Worst!
• *Sigh* Where to Begin?
• Well, There Was Lindsey Graham….
• And So It Ends Not With a Bang, But a Bag of Mulch
• Our Long National Nightmare is Over
• I Love the Look on Their Faces
• And Now for a Little Musical Interlude to Soothe the Psyche
• The Fantasy of Repudiating Trumpism Is Dead
• We’ve Been Euchred Yet Again by Pollsters and Pundits
• How Did He Not Know This? I’m a 73 year-old Grandma and I Knew it.
• It’s All About Money Because This Is How He Sees the World
• President Obama Has Set Up Light Housekeeping in Donald Trump’s Cerebellum
• For the Rest of You People Though, Don’t Let It Dominate Your Life
• Last-Ditch Efforts to Appear Presidential
• No, Lara. It’s OUR Department of Justice
• Early Voting Has Begun in Texas. Good Luck with That.
• A Small Man in Search of a Balcony
• I Wonder if the Fly Was a Female. (Mother Wouldn’t Like It.)
• It’s Just the ‘Roids Talking
• That’s the Idea, Sparky
• My Thoughts Exactly
• This Sounds Just Like Trump’s Excuse for Not Revealing His Tax Returns
• This is the Best Explanation I’ve Read So Far
• This Is How It’s Going to Go Down: “My Brothers and Sisters in Covid.”
• My God. The Doctor Can’t Even Get the Name of the Drug Company and the Therapy Right.
• What, No Hydroxychloroquine??? No Miracle Drug?
• Well, Well, Well….The Shoe Is On The Other Foot Now
• And Another One Bites the Dust–Good Luck, Amy!
• The COVID Chickens Come Home to Roost
• “America Is Doomed, the Musical” by Weird Al Yankovic
• The President’s Debate Performance Was Pure Fascism
• Turns Out “President Business Deals” Couldn’t Manage a Lemonade Stand
• Poor Miz Lindsey
• Trump Claims Pandemic “Affects Virtually Nobody.” 200,000 Dead Americans and This Family Beg to Differ.
• What We’ve Lost
• Well, That Explains It
• Make Russia Great Again
• Randy Rainbow Rides Again
• How Trump Views His Presidency
• If You Read Nothing Else Today, Read This.
• I’m Tired.
• White House Appears in Hostage Video
• Head Spinning Quote of the Day
• The Golden Commode Era of American Decline Is Upon Us
• Unfortunate Choice of Words of the Day
• Best Late Night Quote on Steve Bannon’s Arrest
• What Part of “Virtual Convention” Doesn’t He Understand?
• DeJoy’s New Disclaimer
• And She Joins That Great Pantheon Shared by Roger Stone and Joe Arpaio
• And There’s No Evidence Unicorns Don’t Exist Either
• What Would Mother Do?
• Mike Pence Felt a Cold Chill This Afternoon. He’ll Be Debating Kamala Harris.
• Freeeedomm!
• Dr. Trump, PhD
• Let the Children Eat Cake!
• The President Will Take It From Here
• Jeezus, Has It Really Come to This?
• A Little Over a Month Later, Dead from Covid-19
• Trump Got His Roy Cohn
• A Lot of People Are Dying, But, Hey, We Had Good Ratings
• Kayleigh’s Words of Wisdom
• Game show host retweeted by Trump deletes his account after announcing his son has coronavirus
• Shocked, I Tell You, Just Shocked!
• The President Is Trading Dr. Fauci for the Ex-Host of Love Connection
• And It’s Right Side Up, Too!
• Quote of the Day
• Tucker Carlson
• Think of Your Grandma
• No. Just…No.
• Quote of the Day
• In Other Words, The Truth Is Getting in Trump’s Way
• Gee, Ya Think?
• Little Free Trump Books
• Whaaa?
• Trump to Hold Next Rally in Bunker
• And Nobody Had Ever Heard of Finland Either
• Why I Love Jon Stewart
• Quote of the Day
• Know The Signs: How to tell if your grandparent has become an antifa agent
• Secret A.A.R.P. Tactics
• The Last Time the U.S. Army Cleared Demonstrators From Pennsylvania Avenue
• Yessir, It’s a Great Day to Be Dead at the Hands of the Police
• Trump explains his favorite Bible stories
• The Trump Regime Has Announced Its Intent to Crush Peaceful Protests With Military Force
• Donald Trump is the bravest man in America (Hint: It’s Satire.)
• Put on a Happy Face
• Happy Mother’s Day
• The Running of the Bullshit
• The Vice President Says He Didn’t Wear a Mask So That He Could Look People in the Eye
• Amen, Brother.
• And Now, For Something Completely Different…
• That Great American…William Shakespeare?
• Tweet of the Day
• Imagine Running Public Relations for Lysol Right Now
• Oh, Yeah. Remember Those? (Looking at You, Sarah Palin.)
• Texas’s Lieutenant Governor Says Dying Not as Bad as Living in State Where He Is Lieutenant Governor
• Strap On Those HazMat Suits and Go Get a Haircut
• Seen at the Protest Rally in Austin Today
• Give Me Liberty and Give Me Death!
• Trump: “Not a Shipping Clerk” and Now This…
• A Sign of the Times
• National Archives Report Someone Tried to Scrawl “Total Authority” with Sharpie on U.S. Constitution
• He Couldn’t Have Just Sent a Letter? Or a Tweet?
• Our Panic Purchases
• I Just Love This
• Socialism? Well, We Can’t Have That! Let Them Wear Trash Bags.
• Trump Is Talking About ‘Re-Opening the Country’ by Easter. This Hurricane Hasn’t Even Hit Yet.
• Time to Get the Hook
• The Sharpie Strikes Again!
• Well, well, well. Now “The Three Dolts on a Divan” are Social Distancing
• Trump and his supporters are already rewriting recent coronavirus history
• And Yet Our President is a Very Stable Genius
• Right After Saying “Anyone Can Be a Carrier of the Virus,” Trump Shakes Hands with Target CEO
• Trump’s Coronavirus Speech Was a Cry for Help
• Who the Hell Wants Another Four Years of This?
• Remember Benghaaazzzi!
• Your Hand Sanitizer or Your Life
• How About Reinstating All the Pandemic Protections Obama Created Instead?
• And Stay Away from Women Who Aren’t Your Wife
• Trump’s Coronavirus Press Conference Was the Apotheosis of 40 Years of Republican Philosophy
• So Which is It, Guys?
• Why Would You Believe Anything William Barr Said?
• Trump Marked the National Prayer Breakfast By Reading From Paul’s Second Epistle to the Hannitites
• Rush Limbaugh Joins Mother Teresa, Rosa Parks, and Elie Wiesel—On Rosa Parks Day
• Then: “I Am Not a Crook.” Now: “Yeah, I Did It. So What?”
• The Republican Senate Just Wrote Donald Trump a Blank Check to Ratf*ck the 2020 Election
• Wilbur Ross Looks on the Bright Side!
• This Has Got to Be the Biggest Crock of Shit Yet
• Yeah, Jared. All of Them Handpicked by Trump.
• GOP Senators Left Holding the Bag
• What Would DJT Do?
• “Except for the Brown Ones. Those We Put in Cages.”
• Tell Me, Pastor Hagemyer, How Many Times Have “We” Been Pregnant?
• Sen. Cornyn Joins the Human Pretzels for Trump
• Quote of the Day
• The One Silver Lining in All of This
• Rudy Giuliani’s Ukraine Henchman Lev Parnas Roped in Everybody, But the Funniest Is Devin Nunes
• Enough with Susan Collins
• In a Just World
• Yeah, What Was Up With That? *sniff*
• The Iraq War Cheerleaders Are Back on TV Cheering Another U.S. Intervention in the Middle East
• Yep. That About Says It All.
• The President Attacked a Widow at a Rally Because His Offenses Are Not Just Against the Constitution
• Santa’s Scrutiny in the Era of Trump
• Putin’s Puppet
• Updates to the Trump Portrait Gallery
• Yovanovitch Was Fired Because She Wouldn’t Hang “Dear Leader’s” Picture in the Embassy
• Have You Ever Listened to Yourself?
• What Would “Mother” Say?
• Tweet of the Day—So Far
• Professional Ratf*cker Roger Stone Has F*cked His Last Rat
• And Another One Bites the Dust
• A Couple of Quick Takes from the Impeachment Hearing
• Donald Trump Jr.’s Greatest “Sacrifice”
• My Bet Is on Rudy
• High Turnout of Smart Voters in Kentucky Terrifies Rand Paul
• Gordon Sondland Is the First Guy Who Thinks Serving Donald Trump Doesn’t Mean Going to Jail for Him
• Trump Celebrates “Oppidite” Day!
• No More Dinners at Mar-a-Lago For You!
• Alternative G-7 Venues
• Bwahaha! As If He Even Reads…
• Oh, Mick. He’s the President of the Effing United States, Not the Trivago Guy.
• Trump Offers Freed ISIS Fighters a Group Rate at Trump Doral Resort
• This is a Victory for Civilization
• If You Believe This Load of Crap, I Have a Bridge I’d Like to Sell You
• Dumbass Presidential Tweet of the Day
• That’s What I’d Like to Know Too
• More Halloween Fun (Great Minds Think Alike Edition)
• The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight
• What Goes Around, Comes Around
• Trey Gowdy Joins the Parade of Trump Lackeys Eager to Debase Themselves Until They’re Backstabbed
• If You Had ‘Nixon Got a Raw Deal’ on Your Bullshit Legal Arguments Bingo Card, Congratulations
• Remember “Benghaaaazzzi?”
• Trump Says If There Is Another Civil War He Will Get a New Note from Podiatrist
• Quote of the Day
• It’s Finally Clear Enough to See the Monsters in the Fog
• It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
• New GOP Toy Just in Time for Xmas
• Trump’s Self-Impeachment
• “Nice Country You Got There, Zelensky. It Would Be a Shame If Something Happened to Her…”
• A “Must Read” for Insight Into Trump’s Brain
• Quote of the Day
• Jeezus, It’s Always About You, Isn’t It?
• Trump: “Who Do You Believe? Me or Your Lying Ears?”
• Mango Juuls Don’t Kill People, People Smoking Mango Juuls Kill People.
• The Reason for Trump Hypertensive Unexplained Disorder or THUD
• Quote of the Day
• Trump’s Big, Dumb, Imaginary Wall Is Now Even More Important Than Free Money
• Just Like That
• Donald Trump’s Hurricane Dorian Map Appears to Be Doctored With a Sharpie to Include Alabama
• Just For Fun
• You Can Serve Our Country Overseas (Unlike Me), But Don’t Let Your Kid Be Born There, Says Trump
• I’m Sorry, I Just Had to Laugh
• Brilliant Suggestion of the Day
• The “Chosen One” Has Spoken! Hop to It Everybody.
• Okay, Now I’ve Seen Everything
• Oh, Good, Donald Trump is God Now
• Uh, Oh. Add Her to the List of “Nasty” Women.
• Oh, So That’s Why
• It Ain’t Fox News, But It’ll Do
• Cartoon of the Day
• Speak For Yourself, Steve
• Wait…I Thought China Was Paying
• Give Me Your Tired, Your Wealthy, Your Slovenian In-Law Chain Migrators
• Oh, So That’s How It Works
• Cartoon of the Week
• What It Means to Be an American Now
• Cartoon of the Day
• Oh, What the Hell. They’re All the Same to Me.
• Only in America
• And Then There’s This…
• My Thoughts, Exactly
• Who Cares About the Environment When You Can “Own the Libs”?
• How Marie Kondo Would Tidy Up Our Presidential Candidates
• Tweet of the Day
• He Sat There Like an Unfeeling Lump Until the Nobel Prize Was Mentioned
• Cartoon of the Day
• So, Tell Me. What Do These Two Contribute?
• Well, That’s a Relief
• Having Spoken, Brave Yertle the Turtle Went Back Into His Shell
• Shades of Mike Pence and “Mother”
• Hey, He’s a Fun Guy
• Wow! I Didn’t Know That Either!
• Well. All I Can Say Is, It Looks Like Melania Won the Wet T-shirt Contest
• Remember This? Remember What We Used to Be?
• Fake Tweet of the Day
• And We’re Going to Make America 1950 Again
• Cartoon of the Day
• This Is What We’re Up Against, Folks
• President* Trump Just Stumbled Into, Then Out of, a War With Iran
• Trump to Hannity on Iran: “Hold My Beer, I Got This.”
• In Other Words: “Don’t Let the Screen Door Hit Ya Where the Good Lord Split Ya!”
• Sure. What Could Go Wrong?
• Tweet of the Day
• Trump Dumbass Tweet of the Day In Which He Defends Taking Dirt on Opponents From Foreign Powers
• “Farm Products, Immigrants, It’s All the Same to Me.”
• Donald Thinks D-Day Is About Him
• Jared Kushner Sounds Like Three Geese Trying to Honk the “Messiah”
• Well, We Can’t Have That, Can We?
• Memorial Day: Then and Now
• Time For Noah to Lawyer Up
• Oh, George Carlin…I Miss Yew
• Alabama Says: Life Begins at Erection
• Trump Urges Americans to Boycott Chinese Goods and Just Buy Things at Walmart
• What Do You Want To Bet He Had Money on the Loser?
• Trump’s Pet Toady
• Lindsey Graham Has Always Been a Political Parasite
• That Was a Matinee Performance of Bill Barr Covers the Royal Ass
• Hey, Let ‘Em Dig Some Beautiful, Clean Coal. Who Needs School Anyway?
• Trump: “But, I Thought That’s What the Supreme Court Was For!”
• Some Thoughts on Earth Day
• At Least He Wasn’t, You Know, “Hormonal.”
• Trump Finally Got His Roy Cohn With Barr
• Nonsensical Presidential Quote of the Day
• Trump Administration Want Ad
• Hey, If It’s Good Enough for the President…
• Does This Man Understand Anything?
• Pot Meet Kettle
• Tweet of the Day (So Much Leaking!)
• Sounds Good to Me
• William Barr Reads “Moby-Dick,” Finds No Evidence of Whales
• A Little Comic Relief
• True Trump Family Crime Stories
• Map Reading 101
• Fun Tweet of the Day
• “Where’s My Thank You, John McCain?”
• Read It and Weep
• Almost As Good As Bone Spurs
• Yes. Yes, It Can.
• Tweet(s) of the Day
• I Love This.
• The Elephant in the Room
• Donald Trump and Occam’s Razor
• Uh, Oh. Get Ready for a New Secretary of State
• Yes, It’s “Very Sad”—He’s a Billionaire But He Had to Go to a Strip Mall for Sex
• Quote of the Day (Straight from the Horse’s Mouth)
• Emergency on the Back Nine
• The Tie of Damocles
• Donald Trump Is a Vengeful Man
• So, God, Much Like the Russians, Has Been Meddling in Our Elections
• Government Has Been ‘the Problem’ Since Ronald Reagan. Except, Maybe, Until Now.
• Wilbur Ross, What Do They Eat While They Wait for Their Loan?
• Lindsey Graham, Political Windsock
• President Coulter Has Spoken
• Donald Trump and His Team of Morons
• Coming Soon to an Airport Near You
• Cartoon of the Day
• The U.S. Doesn’t Have a Border Crisis. Trump’s Campaign Does.
• Wait…I Thought “The Media” Was “The Enemy of the People”
• …Says the Man Who Stiffed His Contractors…Part 2
• …Says the Man Who’s Known for Stiffing His Contractors
• And on the Seventh Day, He Rested…Um, Nope
• Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain
• Quote of the Day
• …Says the Man Who Has Received $870,000 in Tax Payer Funded Salary Over 5 Years
• Build Those Artistically Designed Slats! Build Those Artistically Designed Slats!
• Um, Kellyanne…”Wall” IS a Four Letter Word
• The Height of Cheapness
• Schrödinger’s Lawyer
• Oh, Magic 8 Ball…
• There’s No “Smocking Gun” I Tells Ya
• Quote of the Day
• Heather Nauert Says Visit to “It’s a Small World” Ride Qualifies Her For U.N. Job
• Freudian Slip of the Day
• The Man in the Mirror
• There Just Isn’t Enough “Executive Time” in the Day
• Why, I Had No Idea!
• This is Exactly What I Meant by “Make America Great Again”
• Happy Thanksgiving
• Holiday Cards for Your Racist Relatives
• When the “Schitt” Hits the Fan
• Tweet of the Day
• What in the Hell is He Even Saying?
• Science, Schmience
• Well Worth the Read on This Day
• Comment of the Day
• Lone guy at Fox News still worried about caravan, embarrassing colleagues
• DIY FALL CENTERPIECES TO OWN THE PATRIARCHY
• Hello? Does Anybody Here Remember Jade Helm 15?
• Donald Trump Talks to Paintings of Past Presidents
• Cut Them Some Slack. They’re Just a Couple of Kids.
• “Hey, He Slipped and Fell into My Bone Saw. Swear to God, Man.”
• Trump’s Firm Grasp of Civics and Other Myths
• “But I’m Shocked, I Tell You, About That Other Reporter’s Murder”
• Duh
• It’s In the Genes, Except When It’s Not
• Dogs Playing Poker…Um, No…Republican Presidents
• I AM SICK AND TIRED OF CONSTANTLY BEING BULLIED FOR MY EXTREME WEALTH AND POLITICAL POWER
• Knock, Knock…Kanye Guess Who?
• Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women in Your Life This Week
• Tweet of the Day About Sen. Collins
• But I Hope You Feel Empowered, Sweet Cheeks
• She Has a Name, You Know
• Bros Before Hoes
• Some Thoughts From My Favorite Political Writer, Charles P. Pierce.
• How Dare You??
• Brett Kavanaugh’s Diary from 1982
• Trump Has Failed The Marshmallow Test
• I Bet If You Try Real Hard, You Can
• Karma’s a Bitch, Ain’t It Mitch?
• More Fun With Virtual Paintout
• What Is Wrong With This Man?
• The Guessing Game
• Anonymous Sources
• And Now For Something Completely Different…
• That’s Right. Blame the Dead Guy.
• You Tiny, Tiny Man
• Suffer the Little Children…
• “The Ship Be Sinking.”
• This Is a “Must Read”
• Doonesbury Nails It
• Young Rudy Giuliani Defends Himself
• I Guess He Doesn’t Do Much Shopping
• The Gospel According to Bob Murray
• Three Things Trump Got Wrong in One Tweet
• What’s That, Girl? Democracy Is Down a Well?
• Trump Must Hear Voices in His Head
• танцующий медведь Путина (Putin’s Dancing Bear)
• The World Turned Upside-Down
• Trump Blames the Victim. Putin Gets a Pass.
• Trump Walks in Front of the Queen of England: “Hey, If It’s Good Enough for Melania, It’s Good Enough for Her.”
• Why Does This Man Always Look Like He’s Sitting on the Can Taking a Crap?
• Groucho Marx Song: “Whatever It Is, I’m Against It” Could Have Been About Trump
• Yertle Has Spoken
• Winning
• A Case of the Pot Calling the Kettle Filthy
• Quote of the Day
• Sounds Like a Description of America Under the Trump Administration
• One for You, and One for You, and One for You!
• What the Hell?
• Yet Another “Time” Cover! Trump Must Be So Proud.
• Looking a Little Puffy There Today Kirstjen. Maybe You Shouldn’t Have Eaten at That Mexican Restaurant Last Night.
• The Difference Is, Mr. Grimm, Those Mothers Come Back
• “The Mooch” Has It Exactly Right
• The Trump Holy Bible
• Gee, What If Obama Had Done That?
• Separated at Birth
• Straight From the Horse’s Patootie
• That Sneaky Trudeau Is Worse Than Kim Jong-Un
• Honest to God. If You’re Going to Tweet Condolences, At Least Look Up How to Spell “Somalia.”
• Oh, Snap!
• “Witch Hunt!”–The Board Game
• Makes Sense to Me
• Clueless Self-serving Tweet of the Day
• Straight From the Horse’s Mouth
• Happy Mother’s Day
• Rejected Names for Melania Trump’s “Be Best” Campaign
• Rudy Giuliani, Bless His Heart
• He Could Have Used Amazon…
• I Guess That Tops “Turdblossom.”
• Hey, I Meant to Do That!
• Aw, Shucks. You Uncovered Our Secret.
• Manafort’s Heart Just Skipped a Beat. (And Flynn’s, and Gates’, and Cohen’s, and…)
• Don’t Look Now, But…
• Thou Shalt Not Have Too Many Mulligans
• Forget Putin. Jeff Bezos Is The Real Threat!
• Jack and the Giant Deficit
• Fox & Friends, Official Propaganda Arm of the Trump Administration
• But We’re Only Thinking About the Grandchildren.
• Guns Explained With Cats
• Wilbur Ross, Magic Conch Shell of the Trump Administration
• Hope Hicks, Trump’s “Comfort Goat”
• We Have a Democracy, You Idiot.
• Well, Yeah, Because They Don’t Allow Guns There.
• Sailor J Does The “Thoughts And Prayers” Make-up Look
• A Little Something for Wayne LaPierre
• Ask The N.R.A.!
• Cadet “Bonespurs” Opines About Courage
• Note To Self: Say “I Hear You.” Fake Empathy Will Con Them Every Time.
• Hypocrisy 101: Melania’s Folks
• Yes, We Should Be Worried About Assault With a Deadly Condom.
• Some Much Needed Humor
• Mike Pence, Party Pooper-in-Chief
• Who’s Minding the Store?
• Ten Pages vs. Four Pages Is Outrageously Long
• The Good Old Days…
• Benghazi, The Sequel
• The Trey Gowdy Hairstyle Guide
• Tweet of the Day
• Or, Maybe It Was…Satan!
• Pope Blames Eve for Listening to “Fake News” Serpent
• Doonesbury 1990 Trump Flashback
• Hey, Mr. “Excellent Health,” How’s That New Diet Working For You?
• The Zen Koan of Our Times
• Trump’s “Evolved” Wall
• You Say “Shithouse,” I Say “Shithole.” Tomato, To-mah-to. Same Difference.
• Trump DNA Kit
• Trumpworld Map
• A Cousin in Norway Posted This on Facebook
• Hey, Donald. Did You Throw Up a Little in Your Mouth When You Said That?
• Re: Trump’s “Shithole” Comment
• Aaand, Now We’re Back From the Commercial Break
• Who Knew Steve Bannon Was Uranus?
• Trump: “I Am the Smartest Person in the Room.”
• Yeah, Like, Really Smart
• The Trump I.Q. test
• Palau, It’s Time to Party Down!
• I Sure As Hell Didn’t.
• That Was Then. This Is Now.
• Make America Tacky Again
• What Not To Wear: Royal Racist Edition
• Variations on a Theme
• Word of the Day
• “Merry Christmas”: FAQ
• Wait For It…Wait For It…
• Yeah, Especially Since People Don’t Use Those Anymore.
• Ooh, Ooh, I Know Who We Can Send!
• Sounds Like a Roy Moore Dream Date to Me
• Donald Says It’s in the Bible (Somewhere)
• Chuck Grassley Expounds on Your Spending Habits
• Yeah, But He’s Our Kook
• Tweet of the Day
• Roy Moore’s Smoking Gun…Er…Yearbook
• Roy Moore—Just Like Joseph (Except for the Jesus Part)
• Donald and Shinzo: Best Friends Forever
• Just…Wow.
• Felicitations, Malefactors!
• Bill, Maybe God Isn’t a “He.”
• This Photo Says It All
• Dim-wit in Chief
• Hypocritical, Just a Little?
• I Love Trevor Noah
• Republican Study Committee: Only Female Hotties Need Apply
• Pope Accused of 7 “Heresies”
• Tweet of the Day (Just for Fun)
• Tweet of the Day
• Melania, Start With Your Hubby
• Ooh, I Love the Imagery!
• Say What?
• Presidential Plane Envy
• He Has Such a Way With Words, Don’t He?
• Tweet of the Day
• “Head Up Your Ass Quote of the Day”
• Maybe While He’s “Bathing in White Privilege” We Can Hold His Head Under.
• Portrait of a Man Wishing the Floor Would Open Up and Swallow Him
• Ya Think?
• Good Boy, Trumpy!
• Most Revealing Tweets of the Day
• But If He’d Voted “Yes”—Hey, No Problem.
• Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation
• Easy For You To Say, Mr. President
• No, I’m Pretty Sure That’s What He Meant, Rex.
• We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ History Lesson
• Ah, Moochy Boy, We Hardly Knew Ye
• “No Health Care for You, John McCain!”
• Ah, Sweet Revenge
• The Tragic Results of Obamacare
• Irrelevant Gasbag Gingrich Bloviates About Trump’s Tremendous Crowd at Boy Scout Jamboree
• Trump’s Advice to Boy Scouts: Go to the Hottest Parties While You Can.
• Ooh, Ooh! Voter Fraud, Voter Fraud!
• GOP to McCain: Suck It Up, Man. It’s Just a Brain Tumor.
• Bring on the Fire Ants
• Our Country in a Nutshell
• Oopsie!
• Non Sequitur of the Week
• Aw, Cut Them Some Slack. They Were New to This.
• Texas—Where You’re Free to Be the Samurai You’ve Always Wanted to Be
• Hell Has Officially Frozen Over: I Agree with Charles Krauthammer.
• He STILL Doesn’t Get It.
• Donald Trump, Jr. Joins the Pantheon of Famously Clueless Quotes
• More on Russian Fox Guarding U.S. Hen House
• Rex Tillerson, Secretary of Servile Mewling
• Batshit Crazy Tweet of the Day (And a Sane Response)
• If “Pizzagate” Wasn’t Weird Enough For You…
• Paul Ryan Retains His Title of Invertebrate of the Year
• Randy Rainbow Visits Rick Perry
• Newt Gingrich—Windbag Extraordinare
• Ass Kissing in King Lear’s Cabinet
• Oops. Too Late, Lindsey.
• Donald Trump—Mayor of Mayberry
• Yee Haw! Yer Durn Tootin’!
• Hold the Free-“dum” Fries
• Tweet of the Day
• Let Donald Be Fredo…er…Donald
• Oh, Donald. You Are Totes Adorbs.
• And If You Can Get the Mexicans to Pay For It, Even Better.
• Tweets of the Day from The Twilight Zone
• Wilbur Ross, Captain Clueless
• My First Big Boy Trip by Donald J. Trump
• That Was Then…
• This Made Me Laugh
• Quote of the Day
• Paging Dr. Strangelove
• I Think We’ve Still Got Some Japanese Internment Camps You Could Use.
• Tweet of the Day
• What Is the Difference Between These Two Pictures?
• Pay No Attention to That Man Behind the Curtain
• Out of the Mouths of Boobs
• And Now a Word From Miz Lindsey…
• Our Protean President
• Quote of the Day
• He’ll Ask Frederick Douglass About It.
• Here We Go Again
• And Yet Another One “Hoist With His Own Petard”
• Tweet of the Day
• And…Another One Bites the Dust
• One Down…
• We Are Not Amused…
• “Crucified Man Had Prior Run-in with Authorities”
• And This Is Why I Always Wash “Pre-washed” Salad Mixes
• Just Another Thug in a Suit
• For a Change of Pace…
• This Looks Familiar…
• Because That’s All That Matters
• “I Never Said Repeal and Replace Would Come in 64 Days.”
• With a Song in My Heart
• Tweet of the Day
• “I’m Donald Trump, And You’re Not.”
• Slippery Tom Price Wants to Sell You Some Snake Oil
• And That’s How a Woman Would Have Handled It
• Teenager Trump Reports to the Principal’s Office
• Tweet O’ the Day
• And My Investigators in Hawaii Can’t Believe What They’re Finding!
• This Just In: Obama Spied on Trump While He Was Heating Up HotPockets
• Yertle the Turtle Speaks!
• Remember the Porta-Potty!
• Hey, Give the Guy a Break!
• Let Them Have Flip Phones
• Trump’s Finally Become Captain Queeg
• Andy Borowitz: “Trump Orders All White House Phones Covered in Tin Foil.”
• “We’re Shocked…Shocked, I Tell You!”
• Trump Doesn’t Soil Self During Presidential Address
• It Was Called Segregation, Honey. Choice Had Nothing to Do With It.
• And They’ll Get The Instructions From Ikea
• Oh. Well, That Explains It.
• Thank You, Captain Obvious
• Kellyanne Conartist Lived Under a Rock for the Last Eight Years
• Pussy Grabbing, OK. Winky Grabbing? They Draw the Line.
• “Mmm…I Don’t Think So.”
• Bored of Education
• Best News I’ve Had Since Nov. 9
• You Go, Girl
• Them’s Fightin’ Words, Boy.
• A Grizzly, Perhaps?
• Vladimir Putin Haz a Sad
• At Least It’s Leather Bound
• OMG—I Agree With Liz Cheney
• Lord, Hear Our Prayer
• One of These Things Is Not Like The Others. One of These Things Just Doesn’t Belong.
• My New Goal: Ataraxia
• Tweet of the Day
• Preparation? I Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Preparation!
• “Мой плань работает очен хорошо. Спасибо, Трумпски!”
• The Little Woman
• Kellyanne’s Favorite Childhood Book
• Tweet of the Day
• Imagine What Would Have Happened If Obama Had Done This
• Monkey See, Monkey Do
• You Can’t, But You Did, Mr. Comey
• It’s Gonna Take More Than a Visit to Lenscrafters
• Tweet of the Day
• The Toddler-in-Chief
• Vhat, No Moose and Sqvirrel?
• Maybe We’ll Get Lucky and He’ll Forget Where He Works
• Idle Hands Are The Trumps’ Playground
• Perfectly Logical
• Yeah, And The Brain Is From Abby Normal
• In Memory of Sharon Jones (1956-2016)
• But That Didn’t Stop Him from Running for President, Did It?
• Well, That Didn’t Take Long
• Dear America…
• Eyes on Your Own Paper, Donnie!
• Tweet of the Day
• No, But I Know Someone Who Does
• This Is How I Feel Right Now, In a Nutshell
• Tweet of the Century
• Watch Hillary “Beat This Dick-waving-Berlusconi-knockoff Like a Little Bitch”
• Better Get That in Writing, Donnie.
• Tweet of the Day
• Trump Vows to Hold His Breath Unless He’s Given the Presidency…or at Least an Emmy
• Randy Rainbow Interviews Melania Trump
• Well, That Birther “Apology” Didn’t Last Long
• Like Creepy Father, Like Creepy Son?
• Which of These Headlines Seems More Improbable?
• But, Hey, He Could Pick Out a Sweater!
• Ladies, Assume the Position!
• The New Trump Campaign Slogan
• Tweet of the Day
• And I’ll Bet He Respects Women Too!
• Debate Prep with Donald and John
• Oh, My!
• Winning Bigly
• Yeah. Tell That to All the People He Stiffed.
• “Here She Is…”
• Overweight Gasbag Mansplains Beauty for Us.
• So This Is What Not Winning Feels Like, Eh Donald?
• Why Are We Hearing *crickets* From the NRA?
• The Orange Skittle
• Farewell to Summer
• Well, That’s a Relief!
• Dave’s Not Here, Man.
• Even the F***ing Flags Were Embarrassed.
• Tweet of the Day
• For Trump It’s All a Big Act, Isn’t It?
• The Blind Leading the Blind
• OMG
• This Tweet Wins the Internet
• Tweet of the Day
• Unwissendstolzgehirn
• Gary, Dude, You’re One Toke Over the Line.
• Ain’t It Great to Be a Trump?
• Join the Club, Kids. The Line Forms on the Right.
• Tweet of the Day
• Who’s a Good Boy?
• Schrödinger’s Trump
• From Your Lips to God’s Ear, Ann.
• The Wit and Wisdom of Eric Trump
• Trump’s Cracker-Jack Ground Game
• Trump’s New Campaign Theme Song
• Talk to the Pen
• When I Grow Up, I Want to Be Just Like Her
• Don’t You Just Love This?
• We Repeat, This Is Only a Test
• Atheists Don’t Have No Songs
• How Cool Is That?
• Rudy, I Bet You Threw Up a Little in Your Mouth When You Said That.
• Katrina Pierson, Time Traveler
• Okay, Donald, Here’s the Thing…
• Donald Trump Obviously Wasn’t an English Major
• I Love John Oliver
• They Should Have Done Us All a Favor and Left Trump There
• Trump: Remember That Time I Had To Sacrifice Real Marble For Fake? That Was Tough, Believe Me!
• Mitt Mansplains It To Hillary
• Back in the U.S.S.R.
• Yesss!
• The Inside Joke
• We Got Trouble With a Capital “T” and That Rhymes With “P” and That Stands For “Poo”
• Channeling Putin
• Isn’t He Adorable?
• Tweet of the Day–Oopsie!
• That’s a Wrap, Folks
• Tweet of the Day–Oh, My!
• Tweet of the Day
• Well Said, Sir.
• What’s Your Trumposcope Today?
• The Xeno Virus
• Tweet of the Day
• Winnie the U.K. Gets in a Tight Spot
• Tweet of the Day
• Pip, Pip, Cheerio!
• Even the Freakin’ NRA Thinks He’s Nuts
• Go Ahead. Ask “the Gays.”
• Wonkette: “John McCain Furious Obama Shot Up Orlando, Created ISIS, Bought Last Bag Of Werther’s Originals”
• Uh Uh, Lil’ Marco.
• Told Ya
• Shots and Prayers
• It’s Worth a Try
• Telling It Like It Ain’t
• Just What Trump Was Waiting For
• Verrry Interesting…
• Poor Chris Christie. Always the Butt of the Joke.
• Trump’s “Telepromter”Snoozer
• Make Your Own Trump Sticker
• Now That’s a Conundrum
• Presidential Nominee or Dementia Patient? You Decide.
• Harvard, Trump U.—Sure, Same Thing
• Wait…what?
• They Forgot to Mention the Short Fingers
• Poor, Gullible Ben Carson. Bless His Heart.
• Quick, Someone Get Lil’ Marco a Dictionary!
• Cheers!
• With Apologies to Calvin and Hobbes
• Megyn and Mr. Softee
• An Antidote to Bathroom Mania
• How Convenient…
• Quote of the Day
• Well, If You Look at It That Way…
• The Wit and Wisdom of Dan Quayle
• Tweet of the Day
• The Sh*t Hits the Fan
• “They Love Me.”
• I’m Having Mine Laminated
• The World According to Trump
• Them’s Fightin’ Words, Boy.
• Those “Ridiculous” Ethnic Names Are Just So Tricky
• The Republican House of Horrors
• Tweet of the Day
• Ooh, Ooh! Pick Me, Pick Me!
• Out of the Mouths of Babes
• Yes. Let’s Go Back to the “Good Old Days.”
• The Case for a Little Benign Neglect
• Ted Cruz, Weasel in Chief
• Oooh, Burn!
• I. Can’t. Even.
• The “Short-fingered Vulgarian” Makes the Cover of The New Yorker
• Wrong End, Guv’nors
• And That Brain Will Have Access to the Nuclear Codes
• Ba Da Bum, Ching!
• And There You Have It in a Nutshell
• Tweet of the Day
• More of the Usual B.S.
• Donald Trump and the QVC Presidency
• Yeah, I Still Don’t Know…
• Crazy Is the New Normal
• I Need a Bogel for the Glotch.
• Quote of the Day
• Lock Up Your Textbooks, Here Comes Mary Lou
• America, We’ve Hit Rock Bottom
• Glenn Beck’s Fever Dream
• Is There Anyone More Pathetic?
• Trump, the Abe Lincoln of Palm Beach
• Mmm…I’m Going with the Second One
• The KKK? Never Heard of Them.
• Maybe It Will Go Something Like This…
• Well, He Tried.
• Quote of the Day
• And We Think We’re So Important
• Yep. That’s About Right.
• Will Obama Stop at Nothing?
• So, God Was the Hitman?
• Keeping Up With the Real President Trump
• Just…no.
• That Didn’t Take Long…
• You go, girl!
• Well, He Got It in an Email So It Must Be True…
• Give. Me. A. Break.
• Tweet of the Day
• Well, Wasn’t That Convenient?
• Yee Haw! About Time…
• Lies and the Lying Liar Who Tells Them
• Would That We Could
• Tweet of the Day
• Make America Great Again (And maybe get a new set of dentures in the bargain)
• Steven Wright—My Idol
• Ya Gotta Love This.
• How Many Babies Have You Had, Father Pavone?
• “Handy Universal Post-Iowa Reaction Helpsheet”
• Wake Up, Autumn, and Smell the B.S.
• The Mullet of Malice
• Quote of the Day
• Late Night Snark
• The Cattle Caliphate
• The Bundy Boys Meet a Real Terrorist
• Patriots…or Owl Qaeda?
• Gee, It Was On Facebook And Everything…
• If Moses Were a Realist
• Father of the Year–Texas Style
• My Kind of People
• С Новым Годом, Y’all!
• Really, That Word Has Been A Staple in Politics, Like, Forever…
• Merry German Texas Christmas, Y’all—Again
• For All You Grammar Freaks (You Know Who You Are)
• A Happy Holiday Tale
• One Would Hope…
• The Trump-Putin Bromance Continues
• Birthday Remembrance for Dad
• Monday Memo
• Tweet of the Day
• Sweet Antidote to What Ails You
• Ancient Egyptian Spell Check
• The Enduring Wisdom of Molly Ivins
• “It’s Not Your Mother’s Oldsmobile” Revisited
• Gift Ideas for the Conservative
• Somewhere In a Parallel Universe…
• It’s That Time of Year Again…
• And You Thought YOUR Family Was Weird!
• “A Small Man in Search of a Balcony”
• How to Be Your Own Crazy Uncle at Thanksgiving
• America’s Drunk Uncle
• Home of the Brave
• The Land of the Freaked Out and the Home of the Buffoon
• It’s a Van Gogh! (Sam Van Gogh)
• Well Said.
• Gobble Gobble, Y’all
• Yeah, That Should Do It
• Oy Vey. She’s At It Again.
• As Promised…
• My Kind of Grim Reaper
• Tweet of the Day
• Headstones and Queen’s Crowns
• Tweet of the Day
• Going Ballistic
• My Other Cat Demands Equal Time
• In Memory of “The Comeback Cat”
• Time To Cleanse The Palate
• So, It Seems The Pope Was Set Up
• “Things I Learned From Republicans In September”
• This Is Not About Donald Trump (For A Change)
• How To Be A Republican “Feminist”
• Muslim Question Guy Now GOP Frontrunner
• Late Night Snark
• NATIONAL GEOGRAFOX
• And There You Go Again
• Oops! Rick Perry, First Clown To Jump From GOP Clown Car
• Betty Bowers (America’s Best Christian) Explains It All For You
• Trump Practices The Fine Art Of The Word Salad
• Sarah Palin: Half-term Governor Looking For “Short Term” Cabinet Job
• Tweet of the Week
• Ben Carson Thinks Women Are Only Baby Containers
• “It’s On His Hat.”
• Bad Lip Reading: The GOP Debate
• Carly Fiorina—Another Great GOP Scientific Mind
• The Algae at the Bottom of the Gene Pool
• Proof That God Has A Sense Of Humor
• Miss Piggy Does “BBHMM”
• The Human Puppy Mill Show Has Been Canceled
• Trumping My Dog (And Cat)
• Pack Up Your Paranoia In Your Old Kit Bag And Smile, Smile, Smile
• I Pledge Allegiance to a Nation of Pinheads
• Scalia, Applesauce, and Jiggery-pokery
• What to Expect This Week
• New Word of the Day: Whinarrhea
• Want Some Cheese With That Whine?
• I Just Laughed and Laughed…
• Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!
• “I…don’t…understand…the question.”
• Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
• BA-DUM, tssshhh!
• Break Out the Popcorn!
• Truth in Labeling
• Oh, Miz Lindsey!
• More Shameless Promotion…
• Trouble at the Human Puppy Mill
• Maybe God’s Label Maker Wasn’t Working…
• What Do One Man/One Woman, Salads, and John Wayne Have In Common?
• Knocked My Socks Off
• A Note from the Management…
• Boy, You Got That Right
• The Last Thing I Wanted To See Today
• Don’t Mess with “White Somalia”
• A Missive from Behind the Lines in Texas
• This Always Cracks Me Up
• Egads! They’ve Exhumed Ann Miller!
• I Ask You, Can We Look Any Dumber in Texas?
• Like New Orleans? Have I Got a CD For You!
• Exploding Head Syndrome: Not the One Caused by Listening to Ted Cruz
• Kelso is “Pet of the Week” for the Humane Society of the U.S.!
• “Evolution of Mom Dancing, Pt. 2”
• Lo, in the Land of Indiana…
• Calling a Turd a Turd
• And You Thought Latin Was a Dead Language
• Kiss Me, I’m 18% Irish!
• Ladybug Haiku
• Clap and Trade
• I Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Science
• Actually They’re Mostly Peas And Cat Hair
• It Bears Repeating: Richard’s Story
• Can You Hear Me Now?
• The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Mucus: 2014 Edition
• A Climate Change Christmas Carol
• A Merry German Texas Christmas, Y’all
• Shove The Pig’s Foot A Little Further Into The Fire (And Other Fun Tunes)
• In Your Face, Mr. Grinch!
• It’s Baaack!
• Got Mondegreen?
• For My Dad, On Veteran’s Day
• There Is No Joy In Mudville
• Say “Uncle”…Say It!
• The Stupidity Epidemic
• So THAT Explains All the Bad Stuff Lately…
• How The Ape Brain Assesses Risk
• Sex Is In The Heel—with Billy Porter
• John Cleese on Stupidity
• On Second Thought…
• Hair
• Headlines We Won’t See Today
• Fighting Words from Rick Perry
• I Guess Ya Had to Be There
• Sincerely Screwed
• The $1 Facelift
• Bible Stories for Newly Formed and Young Corporations
• Stuff Jesus Said
• Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s Dissent—in Song
• Smile, You’re Not on Candid Camera
• I Love This Woman!
• Uncle Grumpy Is At It Again
• Rest in Peace, Mr. Barsotti
• Open-carry Patriot vs. Deranged Killer
• Sad Cat Diary
• You Know You’re Old When…
• The Things You Learn…
• Sixty-seven Years Ago Today…
• “Let It Go” in 25 Languages
• Get Ready for Some Cuteness
• “Just Do Right.”
• Silhouettes 101~or~Go With the Flow
• Marching to the Beat of a Different Drum
• Late for an Important Date
• Croquet, Anyone?
• Mad as a Hatter
• Down the Rabbit Hole
• And “A” is for…
• All About Eve
• Highbrow Meets Low Tech
• Odds and Ends from the Vault
• An Oldie but a Goodie
• Strike Up the Band
• Silhouette of the Day: Tree of Life
• More “Fun with Silhouettes”
• Getting My Mojo Back
• Wasabi-flavored Kit Kat Bars and Doughnuts
• We’re Hip to That, Man
• The Truth, According to “Jowly Dave Foley”
• Yeah, Something Like That…
• Have a Heterosexual Day
• Just Substitute “Newt” for “Nate”
• Pi Aren’t Square, Pi Are Round
• Happy Birthday, Charles Darwin
• Fox News Headlines I’m Sure We’ll See
• Always the Bridesmaid…
• A Sucker Born Every Minute
• Sir Isaac Newton Debates Ken Ham
• Shock! Pat Robertson Disses Creationism
• The New Yorker Likes Me…It Really Likes Me!
• Watch Out Village People—Here Comes Peacock Spider
• Happy 2014…..Whatever
• You Look…Fine
• Let the Airing of Grievances Begin!
• If It Quacks Like A Duck…
• Here We Come A-Caroling…
• Five Things You Didn’t Know About The “War on Christmas”
• A Special Request…
• The Gospel According to the GOP
• Somewhere, Sarah Palin is Smiling
• Dogs Have Masters, Cats Have Staff
• Pfun with Phones–Christmas Edition
• Just Substitute Guns For Abortion Rights
• My Annual Halloween Cartoon
• Things That Go Bump…
• It’s Not Your Mother’s Oldsmobile…Or Is It?
• Pfinal Day of Pfun
• Home Again
• Pfun—Day Six
• Pfun—Day Five
• Pfun—Day Four
• Pfun—Day Three
• Pfun–Day Two
• Pfun—Day One
• More Pfun…
• I’ll Be Damned…I Won!
• Pfarting around with Smartphones…again
• He’ll Leave the Light on for You
• Ted “Carnival” Cruz
• If…
• More Pfun with Smartphones
• Here She Is…
• Phooling around with Smartphones
• You Can Take Our Tampons, But You Can’t Take Our Freedom…
• Three’s A Crowd
• Wendy Davis=My “Shero”
• Finally… “I Tried Being Tasteful…” the book!
• What I Did On My Summer Vacation…
• Coming Soon—I Tried Being Tasteful…—The Book!
• Sweatin’ With Izumi
• Reading is FUN-damental
• Underwear Horoscope by Jenna Marbles
• Sweet “Sicks-teen”
• Lady Liberty
• Same Old, Same Old
• From the G.O.P. Prayer Book
• Papal Resignation: From Infallible to Just Some Guy in a Dress
• Ashes to Ashes…Dust to Calif.
• The End of the Trail
• Hey, GOP–The Election is Over. Deal With It.
• Payback Time
• Happy Halloween—Zumba Style
• My Annual Halloween Cartoon
• Binders? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Binders!
• Made My Freakin’ Day
• I Guess Ya Had to Be There
• I Am One of the 47%
• Makin’ Whoopee
• Ryan’s Hope
• Recycle a Cartoon Saturday
• Out of the Slammer and Into the Good Life
• (Von) Ryan’s Express
• Farewell to My Muse
• Louie Gohmert: Texas’ Biggest Asshat
• The Ghost and Mrs. S.
• If It’s Not One Thing, It’s Your Mother
• Texas Taepodong Two-step
• Henri the Existential Cat
• False Cat-vertising
• Culvey the Magnificent
• How I Spent My Birthday…
• Welcome to Medicare…
• Happy…Uh, What Was That Again?
• Lie Down with Dogs, Get Up with Fleas
• A Case of Hoof in Mouth
• Say “Yesss!”
• My Mother, the Competitor
• Nepenthe and George
• The Queen Is in Da House
• Giving the Old “Yoot” the Boot
• Fall Is in the Air
• No Problemo
• “I’m a Slut” by the Reformed Whores
• One of These Days, Alice…Pow!..to the Moon
• Ch-ch-ch-changes
• Yes, Virginia…It Sure as Hell Is a Big Deal
• Take Two Aspirin and Don’t Call Me in the Morning
• Disappearing Beds and the Mexican Mafia
• Under the Bed and On the Market
• Kackkkk!
• The Komen Clinker
• Requiem for a Neurotic Dog
• That Darn Cat!
• I Wish I’d Said That
• Methinks the Lady Doth Protest Too Much
• Hello, I Must Be Going
• 2011 in review
• Toeing the Line
• Merry Chrysalis,Y’all!
• Her Bowl Runneth Over
• Two’s a Crowd
• The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Mucus
• It’ll All Pan Out in the End
• Trading in the Cadillac for a Ferrari
• An Uplifting Tale of a Man and His Colon
• The Wild Bunch
• Perry: Texas Toast?
• Romancing the Stone
• And Now For Something Completely Different…
• Feel Anything Yet?
• Do You Want New or Used Fries With That?
• Move Over, Herman
• Charlton Heston He Ain’t
• “Trick or Treat!”…Your Papers, Please
• Ya Think?
• More Bad Lipreading with…Michele Bachmann
• Rick Perry’s Thoughts–Via Some Very Bad Lip Reading
• So a Priest, Two Polish Doctors and an Alien Walk Into a Bar…
• Pfun with Physics
• People of WalMart Form PAC for Christie: “He’s Just Like Us!”
• Teaching An Old Dog Some New Zumba
• Bachmann’s Campaign Donations Drying Up Faster Than Her Ovaries
• Molly-isms
• The Great GOP Hair Swap
• Best. Tweet. Ever.
• I Just Flew in from L.A. and Boy, Are My Arms Tired…
• Free to a Good Home
• Pining for the Fjords–the Update
• Pining for the Fjords
• Flushed with Civic Pride
• There Are Just Some Things…
• So Noah Built an Arky, Arky…
• Rick Perry Tosses His Hair Into the Ring
• What Would Jesus Order?
• Texas Ice Cream Truck
• The New Texas Rain Gauge
• And You Wonder Why I’m Neurotic…
• Here’s Lookin’ at You, Kid
• Majorly Medical
• More, Please, Sir…
• Working Out Flat Screen Politics
• She Came, She Signed, She Left After 30 Minutes
• Lord Have Mercy
• Boy, Is She Barking Up the Wrong Tree
• How Dry I Am
• Hold the Phone
• Hold On, Medicare…I’m a Comin’!
• I’m Hip, Man…
• Tooth or Consequences
• Drenched in Tears and Rolling in Dough
• Nevermind…
• The Comeback Cat
• I’ll Have the Special
• Middle School Makeover
• America’s Shame
• Up and At ‘Em!
• Look on the Bright Side of Life
• The Mother Who Didn’t Cry “Wolf!”
• Remotely Controlling, Again
• Ode to a Defunct Uterus
• The Mighty Mite–or–Ears to You
• Justice is Blind, Deaf and Ninety-one
• Holding to the Oldies
• Age: It’s All (Your) Relative
• Crouching Tiger Mom, Hidden Agenda?
• Wrinkle Resistant
• Not a Thing to Wear
• The Shirt Off My Back
• Finally Kicking the Bucket
• The Bed and I
• Unsafe at Any Speed
• On My Mother’s Sh*t List
• It’s Official…
• To Whom It May Concern…
• Oh, the Irony!
• Our Lady of Perpetual Victimization
• Nation of Pinheads, Part 2
• The “Eyes” Have It
• What If…
• You Like Me…You Really Like Me!
• Good-bye, 2010!
• You Want Some Cat With That?
• The Christmas Armadillo
• DADT: R.I.P.
• Deck the Halls, and All That Jazz
• Vick-timized
• Sticker Shock
• I’ll Show U Mine…
• If Dogs Used eHarmony
• Where There’s Smoke…
• Old Man Yells at Cloud
• Sign of the Times
• Modern Life
• Prehistoric Food Critics
• I Hear Ya Knockin’…
• All the Single Ladies
• Dancing with the Mama Grizzlies
• I Am a Happy Wanderer…
• Out of the Mouths of Babes
• Pucker Up
• Paging Max Von Sydow…
• Baby, You Can Drive My Car
• E Pluribus Unum
• Sorry, Wrong Number
• The Eyes of Texas Are Myopic
• Return To The Good Ol’ Days of Ignorance
• The Night Visitor
• Virtual Paintout–#3
• Virtual Paintout–#2
• Virtual Paintout–September
• Witchy Woman
• Tolerating Intolerance
• It May Take a Village…
• He Said What, Now?
• The Little Manipulator, Part 2
• A Pox on Thee
• Eat, Pray, Love: The Verdict
• Eat, Pray You’re Fast Enough to Order
• The Secret to Staying Thin
• Re-post: Childhood Heroines Redux
• Have We Ever Lied to You Before?
• Of Mice and Men
• I Got Nuthin’…
• Health Care Reform: Guest Post by Barbara O’Brien
• Repost: Happy Hallowthanksmastine!
• Note to Self…
• Last Call
• Things Not to Say to a Policeman
• Perpetually Twelve
• That’s a Wrap, Folks!
• Richard’s Story: Update
• GOP Says: Oil, Schmoil
• Oh, Mama!
• Do You Have It in a Six and a Half?
• A Memaw’s Job Is Never Done
• Old Tricks, Even Older Dogs
• They Say It’s Your Birthday…
• Immigrants: Part Deux
• Extreme Makeover: Texas Edition
• We Are All Immigrants
• Shoot Me Up, Doc!
• Where Are the Grown-ups?
• Back In My Day…
• Richard’s Story
• Arizona Dreamin’
• Sprang Has Sprung, Y’all
• Mr. Trump? Papers, please….
• The Dawn of the Variety Show
• You Go, Girl!
• No “Apolgy” for Stupidity
• How Many Pigs Will You Take for a By-pass, Doc?
• Blecchhh…
• Don’t Piss Off Mother Nature
• Taxed Enough Already
• In a Last Minute Fashion
• Attention Walmart Flossers…
• Early Bird Special
• Caption This!
• The Next Biggest Loser
• Suffer the Little Children…
• Texas Hoof in Mouth Disease
• Hell on Wheels
• Tag…I’m It!
• Really Thinking “Outside the Box”
• Yackk! Get Over It!
• Sayonara to S.F. Paintout
• Eh? Whadidya say?
• Oh,no! Snow?
• S. F. Paintout #2
• The Human Toll of Misplaced Anger
• Is This Man Tone Deaf or Just Dumb?
• The Light Show in My Head
• Going “Rogue-y”
• A “Shee-itty” Day.
• Feb. Paintout: S.F.
• Condemnation
• Supremely Pissed Off
• Last Call for Corsica
• Paging Levi Johnston…
• Shoot Out at the OK Corral
• Corsica Paintout #2
• Stick a Fork in Me…
• Jan. Virtual Paintout
• Rush Limbaugh: Humanitarian of the Year
• Leave It to Pat Robertson…
• Riding Herd with a Pencil
• Speak Up, You’re Mumbling!
• What Your Dog Does While You’re at Work
• As Serious as a Heart Attack
• Blast from the Past
• Happy Hallowthanksmastine!
• Saucy Sunday
• Merry Cat-mas!
• G.O.P.–Grand Old Payoff
• Numero Dos: Virtual Paintout Mexico
• Culvey, the Internet Celebrity
• Sketchy Santas
• Paging Dr. Lieberman…
• Feliz Navidad–Virtual Paintout Dec.
• Meet Rachel, Jaimee, Mindy, Jamie, Holly, Kalika, Joslyn…
• Palin’ Around with Excuses
• For Palin: the Queen of Denial
• Dance of the Sugarplum Fairways
• Happy..no..Merry..huh?
• So Many Skanks, So Little Time
• I Swear on a Stack of Bibles
• Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
• Handy Hints for Hunters
• Chain of Fools
• Tastes Great…Less Filling
• Reflections of a Grandparent
• Legend in Her Own Mind?
• Death by Birkenstock
• Bow…Wow.
• Palin-tology
• A Mind is a Terrible Thing to “Waist”
• Say What?
• Nov. Paintout #2
• Recycle-a-Cartoon Saturday
• November Virtual Paintout
• 100% Ideologically Pure
• The Devil Is in the…Box of Dots?
• One…More…Time!
• Battle of the Sexes
• Up, Up and Away…
• The Subversive Grandma
• Adventures in Babysitting
• Virtually Painted Out
• “Rush” to Judgment
• I’m the Michelle Duggar of Virtual Paintout
• And Yet Another Virtual Paintout
• Virtual Paintout October
• You Betcha!
• With Friends Like These…
• We Can Have It All!
• Help, I’ve Fallen…Yadda, Yadda, Yadda
• Virtual Paintout Smackdown
• What’s the Rush?
• DeLay’s Inner Lady
• Pulling the Plug on Granny
• Someone Ate the Baby…
• Man, Oh Man!
• Eight is Enough
• Twitterpated
• One Helluva Job
• Take That, Glenn Beck!
• Idiot America
• Now, That’s Scary!
• Why Neanderthals Are Extinct
• Work, work, work
• In the Beginning…
• They’re Baaaack!
• A Dip in the Gene Pool
• Julia Child’s Secret Life
• Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers
• Fertility Fetish
• It’s a Cat-astrophe
• There Oughta Be a Law…
• In a Cat-atonic State
• A Tale of Two Pedophiles
• “Birthers” and “Deathers”..now “Tenthers”
• Fowl Play
• Scar Wars
• And the Threats Keep Coming….
• Death Threat from a Vet
• The Case for a Little Benign Neglect
• And Now, For Something Completely Different….
• A View of the U.S. from “Across the Pond”
• Infiltrating the D.A.R.
• Well, Tan My Hide!
• Guns ‘n Moses
• Woodstuck
• National Relaxation Day—Seriously?
• Why Americans Are “Birthers” and “Deathers”
• Dick Cheney–“No More Mr. Nice Guy”
• Pledge Allegiance to the Nation of Pinheads
• Playing Poker With Tarot Cards
• Does This Teacher Make My Butt Look Big?
• Grumpy Old People (G.O.P.)
• “C” Street Shenanigans
• Incontinence? It All Depends.
• The Orthodox Agnostic
• Remotely Controlling
• Art on the Laundry Room Door
• Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams
• If Love Is Blind, Why Is Lingerie So Popular?
• Culvey, Caught in the Act
• Watching the Koi