Post Index

• “Head Up Your Ass Quote of the Day”
• Maybe While He’s “Bathing in White Privilege” We Can Hold His Head Under.
• Portrait of a Man Wishing the Floor Would Open Up and Swallow Him
• Ya Think?
• Good Boy, Trumpy!
• Most Revealing Tweets of the Day
• But If He’d Voted “Yes”—Hey, No Problem.
• Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation
• Easy For You To Say, Mr. President
• No, I’m Pretty Sure That’s What He Meant, Rex.
• We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ History Lesson
• Ah, Moochy Boy, We Hardly Knew Ye
• “No Health Care for You, John McCain!”
• Ah, Sweet Revenge
• The Tragic Results of Obamacare
• Irrelevant Gasbag Gingrich Bloviates About Trump’s Tremendous Crowd at Boy Scout Jamboree
• Trump’s Advice to Boy Scouts: Go to the Hottest Parties While You Can.
• Ooh, Ooh! Voter Fraud, Voter Fraud!
• GOP to McCain: Suck It Up, Man. It’s Just a Brain Tumor.
• Bring on the Fire Ants
• Our Country in a Nutshell
• Oopsie!
• Non Sequitur of the Week
• Aw, Cut Them Some Slack. They Were New to This.
• Texas—Where You’re Free to Be the Samurai You’ve Always Wanted to Be
• Hell Has Officially Frozen Over: I Agree with Charles Krauthammer.
• He STILL Doesn’t Get It.
• Donald Trump, Jr. Joins the Pantheon of Famously Clueless Quotes
• More on Russian Fox Guarding U.S. Hen House
• Rex Tillerson, Secretary of Servile Mewling
• Batshit Crazy Tweet of the Day (And a Sane Response)
• If “Pizzagate” Wasn’t Weird Enough For You…
• Paul Ryan Retains His Title of Invertebrate of the Year
• Randy Rainbow Visits Rick Perry
• Newt Gingrich—Windbag Extraordinare
• Ass Kissing in King Lear’s Cabinet
• Oops. Too Late, Lindsey.
• Donald Trump—Mayor of Mayberry
• Yee Haw! Yer Durn Tootin’!
• Hold the Free-“dum” Fries
• Tweet of the Day
• Let Donald Be Fredo…er…Donald
• Oh, Donald. You Are Totes Adorbs.
• And If You Can Get the Mexicans to Pay For It, Even Better.
• Tweets of the Day from The Twilight Zone
• Wilbur Ross, Captain Clueless
• My First Big Boy Trip by Donald J. Trump
• That Was Then…
• This Made Me Laugh
• Quote of the Day
• Paging Dr. Strangelove
• I Think We’ve Still Got Some Japanese Internment Camps You Could Use.
• Tweet of the Day
• What Is the Difference Between These Two Pictures?
• Pay No Attention to That Man Behind the Curtain
• Out of the Mouths of Boobs
• And Now a Word From Miz Lindsey…
• Our Protean President
• Quote of the Day
• He’ll Ask Frederick Douglass About It.
• Here We Go Again
• And Yet Another One “Hoist With His Own Petard”
• Tweet of the Day
• And…Another One Bites the Dust
• One Down…
• We Are Not Amused…
• “Crucified Man Had Prior Run-in with Authorities”
• And This Is Why I Always Wash “Pre-washed” Salad Mixes
• Just Another Thug in a Suit
• For a Change of Pace…
• This Looks Familiar…
• Because That’s All That Matters
• “I Never Said Repeal and Replace Would Come in 64 Days.”
• With a Song in My Heart
• Tweet of the Day
• “I’m Donald Trump, And You’re Not.”
• Slippery Tom Price Wants to Sell You Some Snake Oil
• And That’s How a Woman Would Have Handled It
• Teenager Trump Reports to the Principal’s Office
• Tweet O’ the Day
• And My Investigators in Hawaii Can’t Believe What They’re Finding!
• This Just In: Obama Spied on Trump While He Was Heating Up HotPockets
• Yertle the Turtle Speaks!
• Remember the Porta-Potty!
• Hey, Give the Guy a Break!
• Let Them Have Flip Phones
• Trump’s Finally Become Captain Queeg
• Andy Borowitz: “Trump Orders All White House Phones Covered in Tin Foil.”
• “We’re Shocked…Shocked, I Tell You!”
• Trump Doesn’t Soil Self During Presidential Address
• It Was Called Segregation, Honey. Choice Had Nothing to Do With It.
• And They’ll Get The Instructions From Ikea
• Oh. Well, That Explains It.
• Thank You, Captain Obvious
• Kellyanne Conartist Lived Under a Rock for the Last Eight Years
• Pussy Grabbing, OK. Winky Grabbing? They Draw the Line.
• “Mmm…I Don’t Think So.”
• Bored of Education
• Best News I’ve Had Since Nov. 9
• You Go, Girl
• Them’s Fightin’ Words, Boy.
• A Grizzly, Perhaps?
• Vladimir Putin Haz a Sad
• At Least It’s Leather Bound
• OMG—I Agree With Liz Cheney
• Lord, Hear Our Prayer
• One of These Things Is Not Like The Others. One of These Things Just Doesn’t Belong.
• My New Goal: Ataraxia
• Tweet of the Day
• Preparation? I Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Preparation!
• “Мой плань работает очен хорошо. Спасибо, Трумпски!”
• The Little Woman
• Kellyanne’s Favorite Childhood Book
• Tweet of the Day
• Imagine What Would Have Happened If Obama Had Done This
• Monkey See, Monkey Do
• You Can’t, But You Did, Mr. Comey
• It’s Gonna Take More Than a Visit to Lenscrafters
• Tweet of the Day
• The Toddler-in-Chief
• Vhat, No Moose and Sqvirrel?
• Maybe We’ll Get Lucky and He’ll Forget Where He Works
• Idle Hands Are The Trumps’ Playground
• Perfectly Logical
• Yeah, And The Brain Is From Abby Normal
• In Memory of Sharon Jones (1956-2016)
• But That Didn’t Stop Him from Running for President, Did It?
• Well, That Didn’t Take Long
• Dear America…
• Eyes on Your Own Paper, Donnie!
• Tweet of the Day
• No, But I Know Someone Who Does
• This Is How I Feel Right Now, In a Nutshell
• Tweet of the Century
• Watch Hillary “Beat This Dick-waving-Berlusconi-knockoff Like a Little Bitch”
• Better Get That in Writing, Donnie.
• Tweet of the Day
• Trump Vows to Hold His Breath Unless He’s Given the Presidency…or at Least an Emmy
• Randy Rainbow Interviews Melania Trump
• Well, That Birther “Apology” Didn’t Last Long
• Like Creepy Father, Like Creepy Son?
• Which of These Headlines Seems More Improbable?
• But, Hey, He Could Pick Out a Sweater!
• Ladies, Assume the Position!
• The New Trump Campaign Slogan
• Tweet of the Day
• And I’ll Bet He Respects Women Too!
• Debate Prep with Donald and John
• Oh, My!
• Winning Bigly
• Yeah. Tell That to All the People He Stiffed.
• “Here She Is…”
• Overweight Gasbag Mansplains Beauty for Us.
• So This Is What Not Winning Feels Like, Eh Donald?
• Why Are We Hearing *crickets* From the NRA?
• The Orange Skittle
• Farewell to Summer
• Well, That’s a Relief!
• Dave’s Not Here, Man.
• Even the F***ing Flags Were Embarrassed.
• Tweet of the Day
• For Trump It’s All a Big Act, Isn’t It?
• The Blind Leading the Blind
• OMG
• This Tweet Wins the Internet
• Tweet of the Day
• Unwissendstolzgehirn
• Gary, Dude, You’re One Toke Over the Line.
• Ain’t It Great to Be a Trump?
• Join the Club, Kids. The Line Forms on the Right.
• Tweet of the Day
• Who’s a Good Boy?
• Schrödinger’s Trump
• From Your Lips to God’s Ear, Ann.
• The Wit and Wisdom of Eric Trump
• Trump’s Cracker-Jack Ground Game
• Trump’s New Campaign Theme Song
• Talk to the Pen
• When I Grow Up, I Want to Be Just Like Her
• Don’t You Just Love This?
• We Repeat, This Is Only a Test
• Atheists Don’t Have No Songs
• How Cool Is That?
• Rudy, I Bet You Threw Up a Little in Your Mouth When You Said That.
• Katrina Pierson, Time Traveler
• Okay, Donald, Here’s the Thing…
• Donald Trump Obviously Wasn’t an English Major
• I Love John Oliver
• They Should Have Done Us All a Favor and Left Trump There
• Trump: Remember That Time I Had To Sacrifice Real Marble For Fake? That Was Tough, Believe Me!
• Mitt Mansplains It To Hillary
• Back in the U.S.S.R.
• Yesss!
• The Inside Joke
• We Got Trouble With a Capital “T” and That Rhymes With “P” and That Stands For “Poo”
• Channeling Putin
• Isn’t He Adorable?
• Tweet of the Day–Oopsie!
• That’s a Wrap, Folks
• Tweet of the Day–Oh, My!
• Tweet of the Day
• Well Said, Sir.
• What’s Your Trumposcope Today?
• The Xeno Virus
• Tweet of the Day
• Winnie the U.K. Gets in a Tight Spot
• Tweet of the Day
• Pip, Pip, Cheerio!
• Even the Freakin’ NRA Thinks He’s Nuts
• Go Ahead. Ask “the Gays.”
• Wonkette: “John McCain Furious Obama Shot Up Orlando, Created ISIS, Bought Last Bag Of Werther’s Originals”
• Uh Uh, Lil’ Marco.
• Told Ya
• Shots and Prayers
• It’s Worth a Try
• Telling It Like It Ain’t
• Just What Trump Was Waiting For
• Verrry Interesting…
• Poor Chris Christie. Always the Butt of the Joke.
• Trump’s “Telepromter”Snoozer
• Make Your Own Trump Sticker
• Now That’s a Conundrum
• Presidential Nominee or Dementia Patient? You Decide.
• Harvard, Trump U.—Sure, Same Thing
• Wait…what?
• They Forgot to Mention the Short Fingers
• Poor, Gullible Ben Carson. Bless His Heart.
• Quick, Someone Get Lil’ Marco a Dictionary!
• Cheers!
• With Apologies to Calvin and Hobbes
• Megyn and Mr. Softee
• An Antidote to Bathroom Mania
• How Convenient…
• Quote of the Day
• Well, If You Look at It That Way…
• The Wit and Wisdom of Dan Quayle
• Tweet of the Day
• The Sh*t Hits the Fan
• “They Love Me.”
• I’m Having Mine Laminated
• The World According to Trump
• Them’s Fightin’ Words, Boy.
• Those “Ridiculous” Ethnic Names Are Just So Tricky
• The Republican House of Horrors
• Tweet of the Day
• Ooh, Ooh! Pick Me, Pick Me!
• Out of the Mouths of Babes
• Yes. Let’s Go Back to the “Good Old Days.”
• The Case for a Little Benign Neglect
• Ted Cruz, Weasel in Chief
• Oooh, Burn!
• I. Can’t. Even.
• The “Short-fingered Vulgarian” Makes the Cover of The New Yorker
• Wrong End, Guv’nors
• And That Brain Will Have Access to the Nuclear Codes
• Ba Da Bum, Ching!
• And There You Have It in a Nutshell
• Tweet of the Day
• More of the Usual B.S.
• Donald Trump and the QVC Presidency
• Yeah, I Still Don’t Know…
• Crazy Is the New Normal
• I Need a Bogel for the Glotch.
• Quote of the Day
• Lock Up Your Textbooks, Here Comes Mary Lou
• America, We’ve Hit Rock Bottom
• Glenn Beck’s Fever Dream
• Is There Anyone More Pathetic?
• Trump, the Abe Lincoln of Palm Beach
• Mmm…I’m Going with the Second One
• The KKK? Never Heard of Them.
• Maybe It Will Go Something Like This…
• Well, He Tried.
• Quote of the Day
• And We Think We’re So Important
• Yep. That’s About Right.
• Will Obama Stop at Nothing?
• So, God Was the Hitman?
• Keeping Up With the Real President Trump
• Just…no.
• That Didn’t Take Long…
• You go, girl!
• Well, He Got It in an Email So It Must Be True…
• Give. Me. A. Break.
• Tweet of the Day
• Well, Wasn’t That Convenient?
• Yee Haw! About Time…
• Lies and the Lying Liar Who Tells Them
• Would That We Could
• Tweet of the Day
• Make America Great Again (And maybe get a new set of dentures in the bargain)
• Steven Wright—My Idol
• Ya Gotta Love This.
• How Many Babies Have You Had, Father Pavone?
• “Handy Universal Post-Iowa Reaction Helpsheet”
• Wake Up, Autumn, and Smell the B.S.
• The Mullet of Malice
• Quote of the Day
• Late Night Snark
• The Cattle Caliphate
• The Bundy Boys Meet a Real Terrorist
• Patriots…or Owl Qaeda?
• Gee, It Was On Facebook And Everything…
• If Moses Were a Realist
• Father of the Year–Texas Style
• My Kind of People
• С Новым Годом, Y’all!
• Really, That Word Has Been A Staple in Politics, Like, Forever…
• Merry German Texas Christmas, Y’all—Again
• For All You Grammar Freaks (You Know Who You Are)
• A Happy Holiday Tale
• One Would Hope…
• The Trump-Putin Bromance Continues
• Birthday Remembrance for Dad
• Monday Memo
• Tweet of the Day
• Sweet Antidote to What Ails You
• Ancient Egyptian Spell Check
• The Enduring Wisdom of Molly Ivins
• “It’s Not Your Mother’s Oldsmobile” Revisited
• Gift Ideas for the Conservative
• Somewhere In a Parallel Universe…
• It’s That Time of Year Again…
• And You Thought YOUR Family Was Weird!
• “A Small Man in Search of a Balcony”
• How to Be Your Own Crazy Uncle at Thanksgiving
• America’s Drunk Uncle
• Home of the Brave
• The Land of the Freaked Out and the Home of the Buffoon
• It’s a Van Gogh! (Sam Van Gogh)
• Well Said.
• Gobble Gobble, Y’all
• Yeah, That Should Do It
• Oy Vey. She’s At It Again.
• As Promised…
• My Kind of Grim Reaper
• Tweet of the Day
• Headstones and Queen’s Crowns
• Tweet of the Day
• Going Ballistic
• My Other Cat Demands Equal Time
• In Memory of “The Comeback Cat”
• Time To Cleanse The Palate
• So, It Seems The Pope Was Set Up
• “Things I Learned From Republicans In September”
• This Is Not About Donald Trump (For A Change)
• How To Be A Republican “Feminist”
• Muslim Question Guy Now GOP Frontrunner
• Late Night Snark
• NATIONAL GEOGRAFOX
• And There You Go Again
• Oops! Rick Perry, First Clown To Jump From GOP Clown Car
• Betty Bowers (America’s Best Christian) Explains It All For You
• Trump Practices The Fine Art Of The Word Salad
• Sarah Palin: Half-term Governor Looking For “Short Term” Cabinet Job
• Tweet of the Week
• Ben Carson Thinks Women Are Only Baby Containers
• “It’s On His Hat.”
• Bad Lip Reading: The GOP Debate
• Carly Fiorina—Another Great GOP Scientific Mind
• The Algae at the Bottom of the Gene Pool
• Proof That God Has A Sense Of Humor
• Miss Piggy Does “BBHMM”
• The Human Puppy Mill Show Has Been Canceled
• Trumping My Dog (And Cat)
• Pack Up Your Paranoia In Your Old Kit Bag And Smile, Smile, Smile
• I Pledge Allegiance to a Nation of Pinheads
• Scalia, Applesauce, and Jiggery-pokery
• What to Expect This Week
• New Word of the Day: Whinarrhea
• Want Some Cheese With That Whine?
• I Just Laughed and Laughed…
• Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!
• “I…don’t…understand…the question.”
• Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
• BA-DUM, tssshhh!
• Break Out the Popcorn!
• Truth in Labeling
• Oh, Miz Lindsey!
• More Shameless Promotion…
• Trouble at the Human Puppy Mill
• Maybe God’s Label Maker Wasn’t Working…
• What Do One Man/One Woman, Salads, and John Wayne Have In Common?
• Knocked My Socks Off
• A Note from the Management…
• Boy, You Got That Right
• The Last Thing I Wanted To See Today
• Don’t Mess with “White Somalia”
• A Missive from Behind the Lines in Texas
• This Always Cracks Me Up
• Egads! They’ve Exhumed Ann Miller!
• I Ask You, Can We Look Any Dumber in Texas?
• Like New Orleans? Have I Got a CD For You!
• Exploding Head Syndrome: Not the One Caused by Listening to Ted Cruz
• Kelso is “Pet of the Week” for the Humane Society of the U.S.!
• “Evolution of Mom Dancing, Pt. 2”
• Lo, in the Land of Indiana…
• Calling a Turd a Turd
• And You Thought Latin Was a Dead Language
• Kiss Me, I’m 18% Irish!
• Ladybug Haiku
• Clap and Trade
• I Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Science
• Actually They’re Mostly Peas And Cat Hair
• It Bears Repeating: Richard’s Story
• Can You Hear Me Now?
• The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Mucus: 2014 Edition
• A Climate Change Christmas Carol
• A Merry German Texas Christmas, Y’all
• Shove The Pig’s Foot A Little Further Into The Fire (And Other Fun Tunes)
• In Your Face, Mr. Grinch!
• It’s Baaack!
• Got Mondegreen?
• For My Dad, On Veteran’s Day
• There Is No Joy In Mudville
• Say “Uncle”…Say It!
• The Stupidity Epidemic
• So THAT Explains All the Bad Stuff Lately…
• How The Ape Brain Assesses Risk
• Sex Is In The Heel—with Billy Porter
• John Cleese on Stupidity
• On Second Thought…
• Hair
• Headlines We Won’t See Today
• Fighting Words from Rick Perry
• I Guess Ya Had to Be There
• Sincerely Screwed
• The $1 Facelift
• Bible Stories for Newly Formed and Young Corporations
• Stuff Jesus Said
• Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s Dissent—in Song
• Smile, You’re Not on Candid Camera
• I Love This Woman!
• Uncle Grumpy Is At It Again
• Rest in Peace, Mr. Barsotti
• Open-carry Patriot vs. Deranged Killer
• Sad Cat Diary
• You Know You’re Old When…
• The Things You Learn…
• Sixty-seven Years Ago Today…
• “Let It Go” in 25 Languages
• Get Ready for Some Cuteness
• “Just Do Right.”
• Silhouettes 101~or~Go With the Flow
• Marching to the Beat of a Different Drum
• Late for an Important Date
• Croquet, Anyone?
• Mad as a Hatter
• Down the Rabbit Hole
• And “A” is for…
• All About Eve
• Highbrow Meets Low Tech
• Odds and Ends from the Vault
• An Oldie but a Goodie
• Strike Up the Band
• Silhouette of the Day: Tree of Life
• More “Fun with Silhouettes”
• Getting My Mojo Back
• Wasabi-flavored Kit Kat Bars and Doughnuts
• We’re Hip to That, Man
• The Truth, According to “Jowly Dave Foley”
• Yeah, Something Like That…
• Have a Heterosexual Day
• Just Substitute “Newt” for “Nate”
• Pi Aren’t Square, Pi Are Round
• Happy Birthday, Charles Darwin
• Fox News Headlines I’m Sure We’ll See
• Always the Bridesmaid…
• A Sucker Born Every Minute
• Sir Isaac Newton Debates Ken Ham
• Shock! Pat Robertson Disses Creationism
• The New Yorker Likes Me…It Really Likes Me!
• Watch Out Village People—Here Comes Peacock Spider
• Happy 2014…..Whatever
• You Look…Fine
• Let the Airing of Grievances Begin!
• If It Quacks Like A Duck…
• Here We Come A-Caroling…
• Five Things You Didn’t Know About The “War on Christmas”
• A Special Request…
• The Gospel According to the GOP
• Somewhere, Sarah Palin is Smiling
• Dogs Have Masters, Cats Have Staff
• Pfun with Phones–Christmas Edition
• Just Substitute Guns For Abortion Rights
• My Annual Halloween Cartoon
• Things That Go Bump…
• It’s Not Your Mother’s Oldsmobile…Or Is It?
• Pfinal Day of Pfun
• Home Again
• Pfun—Day Six
• Pfun—Day Five
• Pfun—Day Four
• Pfun—Day Three
• Pfun–Day Two
• Pfun—Day One
• More Pfun…
• I’ll Be Damned…I Won!
• Pfarting around with Smartphones…again
• He’ll Leave the Light on for You
• Ted “Carnival” Cruz
• If…
• More Pfun with Smartphones
• Here She Is…
• Phooling around with Smartphones
• You Can Take Our Tampons, But You Can’t Take Our Freedom…
• Three’s A Crowd
• Wendy Davis=My “Shero”
• Finally… “I Tried Being Tasteful…” the book!
• What I Did On My Summer Vacation…
• Coming Soon—I Tried Being Tasteful…—The Book!
• Sweatin’ With Izumi
• Reading is FUN-damental
• Underwear Horoscope by Jenna Marbles
• Sweet “Sicks-teen”
• Lady Liberty
• Same Old, Same Old
• From the G.O.P. Prayer Book
• Papal Resignation: From Infallible to Just Some Guy in a Dress
• Ashes to Ashes…Dust to Calif.
• The End of the Trail
• Hey, GOP–The Election is Over. Deal With It.
• Payback Time
• Happy Halloween—Zumba Style
• My Annual Halloween Cartoon
• Binders? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Binders!
• Made My Freakin’ Day
• I Guess Ya Had to Be There
• I Am One of the 47%
• Makin’ Whoopee
• Ryan’s Hope
• Recycle a Cartoon Saturday
• Out of the Slammer and Into the Good Life
• (Von) Ryan’s Express
• Farewell to My Muse
• Louie Gohmert: Texas’ Biggest Asshat
• The Ghost and Mrs. S.
• If It’s Not One Thing, It’s Your Mother
• Texas Taepodong Two-step
• Henri the Existential Cat
• False Cat-vertising
• Culvey the Magnificent
• How I Spent My Birthday…
• Welcome to Medicare…
• Happy…Uh, What Was That Again?
• Lie Down with Dogs, Get Up with Fleas
• A Case of Hoof in Mouth
• Say “Yesss!”
• My Mother, the Competitor
• Nepenthe and George
• The Queen Is in Da House
• Giving the Old “Yoot” the Boot
• Fall Is in the Air
• No Problemo
• “I’m a Slut” by the Reformed Whores
• One of These Days, Alice…Pow!..to the Moon
• Ch-ch-ch-changes
• Yes, Virginia…It Sure as Hell Is a Big Deal
• Take Two Aspirin and Don’t Call Me in the Morning
• Disappearing Beds and the Mexican Mafia
• Under the Bed and On the Market
• Kackkkk!
• The Komen Clinker
• Requiem for a Neurotic Dog
• That Darn Cat!
• I Wish I’d Said That
• Methinks the Lady Doth Protest Too Much
• Hello, I Must Be Going
• 2011 in review
• Toeing the Line
• Merry Chrysalis,Y’all!
• Her Bowl Runneth Over
• Two’s a Crowd
• The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Mucus
• It’ll All Pan Out in the End
• Trading in the Cadillac for a Ferrari
• An Uplifting Tale of a Man and His Colon
• The Wild Bunch
• Perry: Texas Toast?
• Romancing the Stone
• And Now For Something Completely Different…
• Feel Anything Yet?
• Do You Want New or Used Fries With That?
• Move Over, Herman
• Charlton Heston He Ain’t
• “Trick or Treat!”…Your Papers, Please
• Ya Think?
• More Bad Lipreading with…Michele Bachmann
• Rick Perry’s Thoughts–Via Some Very Bad Lip Reading
• So a Priest, Two Polish Doctors and an Alien Walk Into a Bar…
• Pfun with Physics
• People of WalMart Form PAC for Christie: “He’s Just Like Us!”
• Teaching An Old Dog Some New Zumba
• Bachmann’s Campaign Donations Drying Up Faster Than Her Ovaries
• Molly-isms
• The Great GOP Hair Swap
• Best. Tweet. Ever.
• I Just Flew in from L.A. and Boy, Are My Arms Tired…
• Free to a Good Home
• Pining for the Fjords–the Update
• Pining for the Fjords
• Flushed with Civic Pride
• There Are Just Some Things…
• So Noah Built an Arky, Arky…
• Rick Perry Tosses His Hair Into the Ring
• What Would Jesus Order?
• Texas Ice Cream Truck
• The New Texas Rain Gauge
• And You Wonder Why I’m Neurotic…
• Here’s Lookin’ at You, Kid
• Majorly Medical
• More, Please, Sir…
• Working Out Flat Screen Politics
• She Came, She Signed, She Left After 30 Minutes
• Lord Have Mercy
• Boy, Is She Barking Up the Wrong Tree
• How Dry I Am
• Hold the Phone
• Hold On, Medicare…I’m a Comin’!
• I’m Hip, Man…
• Tooth or Consequences
• Drenched in Tears and Rolling in Dough
• Nevermind…
• The Comeback Cat
• I’ll Have the Special
• Middle School Makeover
• America’s Shame
• Up and At ‘Em!
• Look on the Bright Side of Life
• The Mother Who Didn’t Cry “Wolf!”
• Remotely Controlling, Again
• Ode to a Defunct Uterus
• The Mighty Mite–or–Ears to You
• Justice is Blind, Deaf and Ninety-one
• Holding to the Oldies
• Age: It’s All (Your) Relative
• Crouching Tiger Mom, Hidden Agenda?
• Wrinkle Resistant
• Not a Thing to Wear
• The Shirt Off My Back
• Finally Kicking the Bucket
• The Bed and I
• Unsafe at Any Speed
• On My Mother’s Sh*t List
• It’s Official…
• To Whom It May Concern…
• Oh, the Irony!
• Our Lady of Perpetual Victimization
• Nation of Pinheads, Part 2
• The “Eyes” Have It
• What If…
• You Like Me…You Really Like Me!
• Good-bye, 2010!
• You Want Some Cat With That?
• The Christmas Armadillo
• DADT: R.I.P.
• Deck the Halls, and All That Jazz
• Vick-timized
• Sticker Shock
• I’ll Show U Mine…
• If Dogs Used eHarmony
• Where There’s Smoke…
• Old Man Yells at Cloud
• Sign of the Times
• Modern Life
• Prehistoric Food Critics
• I Hear Ya Knockin’…
• All the Single Ladies
• Dancing with the Mama Grizzlies
• I Am a Happy Wanderer…
• Out of the Mouths of Babes
• Pucker Up
• Paging Max Von Sydow…
• Baby, You Can Drive My Car
• E Pluribus Unum
• Sorry, Wrong Number
• The Eyes of Texas Are Myopic
• Return To The Good Ol’ Days of Ignorance
• The Night Visitor
• Virtual Paintout–#3
• Virtual Paintout–#2
• Virtual Paintout–September
• Witchy Woman
• Tolerating Intolerance
• It May Take a Village…
• He Said What, Now?
• The Little Manipulator, Part 2
• A Pox on Thee
• Eat, Pray, Love: The Verdict
• Eat, Pray You’re Fast Enough to Order
• The Secret to Staying Thin
• Re-post: Childhood Heroines Redux
• Have We Ever Lied to You Before?
• Of Mice and Men
• I Got Nuthin’…
• Health Care Reform: Guest Post by Barbara O’Brien
• Repost: Happy Hallowthanksmastine!
• Note to Self…
• Last Call
• Things Not to Say to a Policeman
• Perpetually Twelve
• That’s a Wrap, Folks!
• Richard’s Story: Update
• GOP Says: Oil, Schmoil
• Oh, Mama!
• Do You Have It in a Six and a Half?
• A Memaw’s Job Is Never Done
• Old Tricks, Even Older Dogs
• They Say It’s Your Birthday…
• Immigrants: Part Deux
• Extreme Makeover: Texas Edition
• We Are All Immigrants
• Shoot Me Up, Doc!
• Where Are the Grown-ups?
• Back In My Day…
• Richard’s Story
• Arizona Dreamin’
• Sprang Has Sprung, Y’all
• Mr. Trump? Papers, please….
• The Dawn of the Variety Show
• You Go, Girl!
• No “Apolgy” for Stupidity
• How Many Pigs Will You Take for a By-pass, Doc?
• Blecchhh…
• Don’t Piss Off Mother Nature
• Taxed Enough Already
• In a Last Minute Fashion
• Attention Walmart Flossers…
• Early Bird Special
• Caption This!
• The Next Biggest Loser
• Suffer the Little Children…
• Texas Hoof in Mouth Disease
• Hell on Wheels
• Tag…I’m It!
• Really Thinking “Outside the Box”
• Yackk! Get Over It!
• Sayonara to S.F. Paintout
• Eh? Whadidya say?
• Oh,no! Snow?
• S. F. Paintout #2
• The Human Toll of Misplaced Anger
• Is This Man Tone Deaf or Just Dumb?
• The Light Show in My Head
• Going “Rogue-y”
• A “Shee-itty” Day.
• Feb. Paintout: S.F.
• Condemnation
• Supremely Pissed Off
• Last Call for Corsica
• Paging Levi Johnston…
• Shoot Out at the OK Corral
• Corsica Paintout #2
• Stick a Fork in Me…
• Jan. Virtual Paintout
• Rush Limbaugh: Humanitarian of the Year
• Leave It to Pat Robertson…
• Riding Herd with a Pencil
• Speak Up, You’re Mumbling!
• What Your Dog Does While You’re at Work
• As Serious as a Heart Attack
• Blast from the Past
• Happy Hallowthanksmastine!
• Saucy Sunday
• Merry Cat-mas!
• G.O.P.–Grand Old Payoff
• Numero Dos: Virtual Paintout Mexico
• Culvey, the Internet Celebrity
• Sketchy Santas
• Paging Dr. Lieberman…
• Feliz Navidad–Virtual Paintout Dec.
• Meet Rachel, Jaimee, Mindy, Jamie, Holly, Kalika, Joslyn…
• Palin’ Around with Excuses
• For Palin: the Queen of Denial
• Dance of the Sugarplum Fairways
• Happy..no..Merry..huh?
• So Many Skanks, So Little Time
• I Swear on a Stack of Bibles
• Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
• Handy Hints for Hunters
• Chain of Fools
• Tastes Great…Less Filling
• Reflections of a Grandparent
• Legend in Her Own Mind?
• Death by Birkenstock
• Bow…Wow.
• Palin-tology
• A Mind is a Terrible Thing to “Waist”
• Say What?
• Nov. Paintout #2
• Recycle-a-Cartoon Saturday
• November Virtual Paintout
• 100% Ideologically Pure
• The Devil Is in the…Box of Dots?
• One…More…Time!
• Battle of the Sexes
• Up, Up and Away…
• The Subversive Grandma
• Adventures in Babysitting
• Virtually Painted Out
• “Rush” to Judgment
• I’m the Michelle Duggar of Virtual Paintout
• And Yet Another Virtual Paintout
• Virtual Paintout October
• You Betcha!
• With Friends Like These…
• We Can Have It All!
• Help, I’ve Fallen…Yadda, Yadda, Yadda
• Virtual Paintout Smackdown
• What’s the Rush?
• DeLay’s Inner Lady
• Pulling the Plug on Granny
• Someone Ate the Baby…
• Man, Oh Man!
• Eight is Enough
• Twitterpated
• One Helluva Job
• Take That, Glenn Beck!
• Idiot America
• Now, That’s Scary!
• Why Neanderthals Are Extinct
• Work, work, work
• In the Beginning…
• They’re Baaaack!
• A Dip in the Gene Pool
• Julia Child’s Secret Life
• Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers
• Fertility Fetish
• It’s a Cat-astrophe
• There Oughta Be a Law…
• In a Cat-atonic State
• A Tale of Two Pedophiles
• “Birthers” and “Deathers”..now “Tenthers”
• Fowl Play
• Scar Wars
• And the Threats Keep Coming….
• Death Threat from a Vet
• The Case for a Little Benign Neglect
• And Now, For Something Completely Different….
• A View of the U.S. from “Across the Pond”
• Infiltrating the D.A.R.
• Well, Tan My Hide!
• Guns ‘n Moses
• Woodstuck
• National Relaxation Day—Seriously?
• Why Americans Are “Birthers” and “Deathers”
• Dick Cheney–“No More Mr. Nice Guy”
• Pledge Allegiance to the Nation of Pinheads
• Playing Poker With Tarot Cards
• Does This Teacher Make My Butt Look Big?
• Grumpy Old People (G.O.P.)
• “C” Street Shenanigans
• Incontinence? It All Depends.
• The Orthodox Agnostic
• Remotely Controlling
• Art on the Laundry Room Door
• Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams
• If Love Is Blind, Why Is Lingerie So Popular?
• Culvey, Caught in the Act
• Watching the Koi