- Will Republican politicians kill some Texans to own the libs?
- Teleprompter Trump Is the Most Tired Act in America
- Um…Yeah, Sure. If You Say So.
- An oral history of the Potato Head secession
- The Origin Story of “The Golden Calf”…er…Trump Statue at CPAC
- An 11-year-old boy froze to death in Texas last week while trying to keep his 3-year-old brother warm. Ted Cruz is absolutely shameless.
- I Gotta Get Me One of These Piñatas For My Next Birthday
- The GOP’s choice in 2024: Trump Ultra, Trump Lite or Trump Zero
- Ron Johnson’s wonderful day at the Capitol with the (mostly) jovial crowd
- Snowflake Tells All
- Somehow Nobody on the Committee Hit Ron Johnson With a Pie
- Another Heartwarming Story From the Texas Snowstorm—This Time From My Own Town
- Couldn’t Resist This One
- Ted Cruz wants to be a populist. But he can’t get it right.
- Isn’t He Supposed to Be Quarantining?
- We All Need a Little Christmas Right Now
- More Memes from Cancungate
- Scenes from the Front in Galveston
- Some Good News Amidst the Bad
- More on “Fled” Cruz
- Home Alone
- Well, There Goes Hopes for 2021
- Well, He’s Keeping His Family Safe Anyway
- Texas Oxymoron
- Oohh, Burnnn!
- With a Family Like This, Who Needs Enemies?
- Telling Quote of the Day
- Ultimately, Donald Trump Beat the System. Again.
- This Is the Biggest Self-serving Crock of Shit I’ve Ever Read
- Republican Senators Watched What Trump Did to Mike Pence and Still Might Acquit Him
- Americans Adamantly Refuse to Cash Stimulus Checks Unless Republicans Are Onboard
- My Experience So Far
- I Don’t Know Nuthin’ About QAnon, Miz Scarlett
- Remember the Deficit?
- Um…What Part of “Incitement to Riot” Don’t You Understand?
- Kevin McCarthy Made a Pilgrimage to the Holy Shrine of the Golden Commode
- Maybe They Could Turn It Into a Post Office Again
- Republicans Say It Is Unconstitutional to Hold Officials Accountable Unless They Are Hillary
- You Can’t “Impugn” Something That Doesn’t Exist
- Oh, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki. How Far You Have Fallen.
- Free at Last
- Sure. That’s Like Saying “I Only Read Playboy for the Articles.”
- More Fun with Bernie: The Great Art Collection
- Let’s Play “Where’s Bernie?”
- “Pack Your Shit and Go!”
- The Impeachment Olympics
- A Bit of Levity
- A Pardon? Now That’s What I Call Chutzpah
- Now is not the time to point fingers, Julius Caesar. Now is the time for healing.
- Wow. Just…Wow.
- What a Bunch of F***ing Hypocrites
- Something I Thought I’d Never See
- Lindsey to Trump: “I Wish I Knew How to Quit You.”
- Arizona GOP: “Cindy McCain is the Real Threat Here!”
- Quote of the Day
- Hit Him in His Wallet, the Only Thing Trump Understands
- Sean, You Need Some New Material
- About “Election Integrity”
- New Guy on the Block
- Quote of the Day
- Trump and the New “Lost Cause”
- Donald Trump, Meet Andrew Johnson
- Now You Tell Us
- On the Bright Side, This Guy Finally Has the Answer to His Question.
- One of These Things Is Not Like the Other
- When Pro Wrestling Meets Reality
- Best Descriptor I’ve Read Yet
- Tweet of the Day
- Trump’s Voters Took the Coup Literally and Seriously
- America Weeps at Attempted Trump Coup
- What Trump Hath Wrought
- And Then Cadet Bone Spurs Retreated to the White House As, Predictably, All Hell Broke Loose
- The Most Honest Thing the Trump Family Has Ever Said
- Lindsey Graham, Prophet
- The Republican Pander Pageant
- A Good Read From..Gasp!..George Will
- And They Came to That Conclusion All on Their Own…
- You Know It’s Bad When the Frickin’ Wall Street Journal Comes Out Against You
- President Trump, Mob Boss
- Nice Little State You Got There, Georgia. Too Bad If Something Happened to It…
- In His Own Self Incriminating Words
- Dude, It’s Called “Losing.”
- So Now the GOP Has Suddenly Re-discovered the National Debt. How Convenient…
- …Says the Man Who Passed the Biggest Tax Cut for Corporations
- Yes, Imagine
- Oh, Please! Trump Shouldn’t Be Thanked. He Should Be Whacked on the Noggin With the Rolled Up Bill For Unnecessarily Delaying It.
- Mike Pence: VP, Husband, Father, Flytrap and Ardent Defender of Meat
- Art Lesson: Erase Trump
- What Were You Thinking? (Don’t Pretend You’re Surprised.)
- Because Of Course They Did
- A Little Humor
- Satiric Tweet of the Day
- Nothing Succeeds Like Secession
- Birtherism 2.0
- Pencercise
- And Yet, All of These Bastards Made Light of Masks and Social Distancing
- A Good Read
- Rudy Giuliani, One-man Super Spreader Event
- You Can Say That Again. Just Ask The 280,000 Dead Americans.
- We’ve Been Headed Here Since Ronald Reagan Made His First Joke About ‘The Government’
- And This Is From…a Lawyer?
- That Comes Out to Roughly $22,727.27 a Vote–For Biden. You Get What You Pay For.
- Even Your Own Appointed Judges Think You’re Nuts
- Now That’s Saying Something
- Well, He’s Your Boy, Mitch
- The Trump Circus
- Trump Has Been Planning For Years to Make Losing Look Like a Win
- Uh, Oh. Your Ass Is Grass Now, Honey
- It’s Always About Him
- Shades of Sergeant Schultz
- Yeah, She’s the Worst!
- *Sigh* Where to Begin?
- Well, There Was Lindsey Graham….
- And So It Ends Not With a Bang, But a Bag of Mulch
- Our Long National Nightmare is Over
- I Love the Look on Their Faces
- And Now for a Little Musical Interlude to Soothe the Psyche
- The Fantasy of Repudiating Trumpism Is Dead
- We’ve Been Euchred Yet Again by Pollsters and Pundits
- How Did He Not Know This? I’m a 73 year-old Grandma and I Knew it.
- It’s All About Money Because This Is How He Sees the World
- President Obama Has Set Up Light Housekeeping in Donald Trump’s Cerebellum
- For the Rest of You People Though, Don’t Let It Dominate Your Life
- Last-Ditch Efforts to Appear Presidential
- No, Lara. It’s OUR Department of Justice
- Early Voting Has Begun in Texas. Good Luck with That.
- A Small Man in Search of a Balcony
- I Wonder if the Fly Was a Female. (Mother Wouldn’t Like It.)
- It’s Just the ‘Roids Talking
- That’s the Idea, Sparky
- My Thoughts Exactly
- This Sounds Just Like Trump’s Excuse for Not Revealing His Tax Returns
- This is the Best Explanation I’ve Read So Far
- This Is How It’s Going to Go Down: “My Brothers and Sisters in Covid.”
- My God. The Doctor Can’t Even Get the Name of the Drug Company and the Therapy Right.
- What, No Hydroxychloroquine??? No Miracle Drug?
- Well, Well, Well….The Shoe Is On The Other Foot Now
- And Another One Bites the Dust–Good Luck, Amy!
- The COVID Chickens Come Home to Roost
- “America Is Doomed, the Musical” by Weird Al Yankovic
- The President’s Debate Performance Was Pure Fascism
- Turns Out “President Business Deals” Couldn’t Manage a Lemonade Stand
- Poor Miz Lindsey
- Trump Claims Pandemic “Affects Virtually Nobody.” 200,000 Dead Americans and This Family Beg to Differ.
- What We’ve Lost
- Well, That Explains It
- Make Russia Great Again
- Randy Rainbow Rides Again
- How Trump Views His Presidency
- If You Read Nothing Else Today, Read This.
- I’m Tired.
- White House Appears in Hostage Video
- Head Spinning Quote of the Day
- The Golden Commode Era of American Decline Is Upon Us
- Unfortunate Choice of Words of the Day
- Best Late Night Quote on Steve Bannon’s Arrest
- What Part of “Virtual Convention” Doesn’t He Understand?
- DeJoy’s New Disclaimer
- And She Joins That Great Pantheon Shared by Roger Stone and Joe Arpaio
- And There’s No Evidence Unicorns Don’t Exist Either
- What Would Mother Do?
- Mike Pence Felt a Cold Chill This Afternoon. He’ll Be Debating Kamala Harris.
- Freeeedomm!
- Dr. Trump, PhD
- Let the Children Eat Cake!
- The President Will Take It From Here
- Jeezus, Has It Really Come to This?
- A Little Over a Month Later, Dead from Covid-19
- Trump Got His Roy Cohn
- A Lot of People Are Dying, But, Hey, We Had Good Ratings
- Kayleigh’s Words of Wisdom
- Game show host retweeted by Trump deletes his account after announcing his son has coronavirus
- Shocked, I Tell You, Just Shocked!
- The President Is Trading Dr. Fauci for the Ex-Host of Love Connection
- And It’s Right Side Up, Too!
- Quote of the Day
- Tucker Carlson
- Think of Your Grandma
- No. Just…No.
- Quote of the Day
- In Other Words, The Truth Is Getting in Trump’s Way
- Gee, Ya Think?
- Little Free Trump Books
- Whaaa?
- Trump to Hold Next Rally in Bunker
- And Nobody Had Ever Heard of Finland Either
- Why I Love Jon Stewart
- Quote of the Day
- Know The Signs: How to tell if your grandparent has become an antifa agent
- Secret A.A.R.P. Tactics
- The Last Time the U.S. Army Cleared Demonstrators From Pennsylvania Avenue
- Yessir, It’s a Great Day to Be Dead at the Hands of the Police
- Trump explains his favorite Bible stories
- The Trump Regime Has Announced Its Intent to Crush Peaceful Protests With Military Force
- Donald Trump is the bravest man in America (Hint: It’s Satire.)
- Put on a Happy Face
- Happy Mother’s Day
- The Running of the Bullshit
- The Vice President Says He Didn’t Wear a Mask So That He Could Look People in the Eye
- Amen, Brother.
- And Now, For Something Completely Different…
- That Great American…William Shakespeare?
- Tweet of the Day
- Imagine Running Public Relations for Lysol Right Now
- Oh, Yeah. Remember Those? (Looking at You, Sarah Palin.)
- Texas’s Lieutenant Governor Says Dying Not as Bad as Living in State Where He Is Lieutenant Governor
- Strap On Those HazMat Suits and Go Get a Haircut
- Seen at the Protest Rally in Austin Today
- Give Me Liberty and Give Me Death!
- Trump: “Not a Shipping Clerk” and Now This…
- A Sign of the Times
- National Archives Report Someone Tried to Scrawl “Total Authority” with Sharpie on U.S. Constitution
- He Couldn’t Have Just Sent a Letter? Or a Tweet?
- Our Panic Purchases
- I Just Love This
- Socialism? Well, We Can’t Have That! Let Them Wear Trash Bags.
- Trump Is Talking About ‘Re-Opening the Country’ by Easter. This Hurricane Hasn’t Even Hit Yet.
- Time to Get the Hook
- The Sharpie Strikes Again!
- Well, well, well. Now “The Three Dolts on a Divan” are Social Distancing
- Trump and his supporters are already rewriting recent coronavirus history
- And Yet Our President is a Very Stable Genius
- Right After Saying “Anyone Can Be a Carrier of the Virus,” Trump Shakes Hands with Target CEO
- Trump’s Coronavirus Speech Was a Cry for Help
- Who the Hell Wants Another Four Years of This?
- Remember Benghaaazzzi!
- Your Hand Sanitizer or Your Life
- How About Reinstating All the Pandemic Protections Obama Created Instead?
- And Stay Away from Women Who Aren’t Your Wife
- Trump’s Coronavirus Press Conference Was the Apotheosis of 40 Years of Republican Philosophy
- So Which is It, Guys?
- Why Would You Believe Anything William Barr Said?
- Trump Marked the National Prayer Breakfast By Reading From Paul’s Second Epistle to the Hannitites
- Rush Limbaugh Joins Mother Teresa, Rosa Parks, and Elie Wiesel—On Rosa Parks Day
- Then: “I Am Not a Crook.” Now: “Yeah, I Did It. So What?”
- The Republican Senate Just Wrote Donald Trump a Blank Check to Ratf*ck the 2020 Election
- Wilbur Ross Looks on the Bright Side!
- This Has Got to Be the Biggest Crock of Shit Yet
- Yeah, Jared. All of Them Handpicked by Trump.
- GOP Senators Left Holding the Bag
- What Would DJT Do?
- “Except for the Brown Ones. Those We Put in Cages.”
- Tell Me, Pastor Hagemyer, How Many Times Have “We” Been Pregnant?
- Sen. Cornyn Joins the Human Pretzels for Trump
- Quote of the Day
- The One Silver Lining in All of This
- Rudy Giuliani’s Ukraine Henchman Lev Parnas Roped in Everybody, But the Funniest Is Devin Nunes
- Enough with Susan Collins
- In a Just World
- Yeah, What Was Up With That? *sniff*
- The Iraq War Cheerleaders Are Back on TV Cheering Another U.S. Intervention in the Middle East
- Yep. That About Says It All.
- The President Attacked a Widow at a Rally Because His Offenses Are Not Just Against the Constitution
- Santa’s Scrutiny in the Era of Trump
- Putin’s Puppet
- Updates to the Trump Portrait Gallery
- Yovanovitch Was Fired Because She Wouldn’t Hang “Dear Leader’s” Picture in the Embassy
- Have You Ever Listened to Yourself?
- What Would “Mother” Say?
- Tweet of the Day—So Far
- Professional Ratf*cker Roger Stone Has F*cked His Last Rat
- And Another One Bites the Dust
- A Couple of Quick Takes from the Impeachment Hearing
- Donald Trump Jr.’s Greatest “Sacrifice”
- My Bet Is on Rudy
- High Turnout of Smart Voters in Kentucky Terrifies Rand Paul
- Gordon Sondland Is the First Guy Who Thinks Serving Donald Trump Doesn’t Mean Going to Jail for Him
- Trump Celebrates “Oppidite” Day!
- No More Dinners at Mar-a-Lago For You!
- Alternative G-7 Venues
- Bwahaha! As If He Even Reads…
- Oh, Mick. He’s the President of the Effing United States, Not the Trivago Guy.
- Trump Offers Freed ISIS Fighters a Group Rate at Trump Doral Resort
- This is a Victory for Civilization
- If You Believe This Load of Crap, I Have a Bridge I’d Like to Sell You
- Dumbass Presidential Tweet of the Day
- That’s What I’d Like to Know Too
- More Halloween Fun (Great Minds Think Alike Edition)
- The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight
- What Goes Around, Comes Around
- Trey Gowdy Joins the Parade of Trump Lackeys Eager to Debase Themselves Until They’re Backstabbed
- If You Had ‘Nixon Got a Raw Deal’ on Your Bullshit Legal Arguments Bingo Card, Congratulations
- Remember “Benghaaaazzzi?”
- Trump Says If There Is Another Civil War He Will Get a New Note from Podiatrist
- Quote of the Day
- It’s Finally Clear Enough to See the Monsters in the Fog
- It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
- New GOP Toy Just in Time for Xmas
- Trump’s Self-Impeachment
- “Nice Country You Got There, Zelensky. It Would Be a Shame If Something Happened to Her…”
- A “Must Read” for Insight Into Trump’s Brain
- Quote of the Day
- Jeezus, It’s Always About You, Isn’t It?
- Trump: “Who Do You Believe? Me or Your Lying Ears?”
- Mango Juuls Don’t Kill People, People Smoking Mango Juuls Kill People.
- The Reason for Trump Hypertensive Unexplained Disorder or THUD
- Quote of the Day
- Trump’s Big, Dumb, Imaginary Wall Is Now Even More Important Than Free Money
- Just Like That
- Donald Trump’s Hurricane Dorian Map Appears to Be Doctored With a Sharpie to Include Alabama
- Just For Fun
- You Can Serve Our Country Overseas (Unlike Me), But Don’t Let Your Kid Be Born There, Says Trump
- I’m Sorry, I Just Had to Laugh
- Brilliant Suggestion of the Day
- The “Chosen One” Has Spoken! Hop to It Everybody.
- Okay, Now I’ve Seen Everything
- Oh, Good, Donald Trump is God Now
- Uh, Oh. Add Her to the List of “Nasty” Women.
- Oh, So That’s Why
- It Ain’t Fox News, But It’ll Do
- Cartoon of the Day
- Speak For Yourself, Steve
- Wait…I Thought China Was Paying
- Give Me Your Tired, Your Wealthy, Your Slovenian In-Law Chain Migrators
- Oh, So That’s How It Works
- Cartoon of the Week
- What It Means to Be an American Now
- Cartoon of the Day
- Oh, What the Hell. They’re All the Same to Me.
- Only in America
- And Then There’s This…
- My Thoughts, Exactly
- Who Cares About the Environment When You Can “Own the Libs”?
- How Marie Kondo Would Tidy Up Our Presidential Candidates
- Tweet of the Day
- He Sat There Like an Unfeeling Lump Until the Nobel Prize Was Mentioned
- Cartoon of the Day
- So, Tell Me. What Do These Two Contribute?
- Well, That’s a Relief
- Having Spoken, Brave Yertle the Turtle Went Back Into His Shell
- Shades of Mike Pence and “Mother”
- Hey, He’s a Fun Guy
- Wow! I Didn’t Know That Either!
- Well. All I Can Say Is, It Looks Like Melania Won the Wet T-shirt Contest
- Remember This? Remember What We Used to Be?
- Fake Tweet of the Day
- And We’re Going to Make America 1950 Again
- Cartoon of the Day
- This Is What We’re Up Against, Folks
- President* Trump Just Stumbled Into, Then Out of, a War With Iran
- Trump to Hannity on Iran: “Hold My Beer, I Got This.”
- In Other Words: “Don’t Let the Screen Door Hit Ya Where the Good Lord Split Ya!”
- Sure. What Could Go Wrong?
- Tweet of the Day
- Trump Dumbass Tweet of the Day In Which He Defends Taking Dirt on Opponents From Foreign Powers
- “Farm Products, Immigrants, It’s All the Same to Me.”
- Donald Thinks D-Day Is About Him
- Jared Kushner Sounds Like Three Geese Trying to Honk the “Messiah”
- Well, We Can’t Have That, Can We?
- Memorial Day: Then and Now
- Time For Noah to Lawyer Up
- Oh, George Carlin…I Miss Yew
- Alabama Says: Life Begins at Erection
- Trump Urges Americans to Boycott Chinese Goods and Just Buy Things at Walmart
- What Do You Want To Bet He Had Money on the Loser?
- Trump’s Pet Toady
- Lindsey Graham Has Always Been a Political Parasite
- That Was a Matinee Performance of Bill Barr Covers the Royal Ass
- Hey, Let ‘Em Dig Some Beautiful, Clean Coal. Who Needs School Anyway?
- Trump: “But, I Thought That’s What the Supreme Court Was For!”
- Some Thoughts on Earth Day
- At Least He Wasn’t, You Know, “Hormonal.”
- Trump Finally Got His Roy Cohn With Barr
- Nonsensical Presidential Quote of the Day
- Trump Administration Want Ad
- Hey, If It’s Good Enough for the President…
- Does This Man Understand Anything?
- Pot Meet Kettle
- Tweet of the Day (So Much Leaking!)
- Sounds Good to Me
- William Barr Reads “Moby-Dick,” Finds No Evidence of Whales
- A Little Comic Relief
- True Trump Family Crime Stories
- Map Reading 101
- Fun Tweet of the Day
- “Where’s My Thank You, John McCain?”
- Read It and Weep
- Almost As Good As Bone Spurs
- Yes. Yes, It Can.
- Tweet(s) of the Day
- I Love This.
- The Elephant in the Room
- Donald Trump and Occam’s Razor
- Uh, Oh. Get Ready for a New Secretary of State
- Yes, It’s “Very Sad”—He’s a Billionaire But He Had to Go to a Strip Mall for Sex
- Quote of the Day (Straight from the Horse’s Mouth)
- Emergency on the Back Nine
- The Tie of Damocles
- Donald Trump Is a Vengeful Man
- So, God, Much Like the Russians, Has Been Meddling in Our Elections
- Government Has Been ‘the Problem’ Since Ronald Reagan. Except, Maybe, Until Now.
- Wilbur Ross, What Do They Eat While They Wait for Their Loan?
- Lindsey Graham, Political Windsock
- President Coulter Has Spoken
- Donald Trump and His Team of Morons
- Coming Soon to an Airport Near You
- Cartoon of the Day
- The U.S. Doesn’t Have a Border Crisis. Trump’s Campaign Does.
- Wait…I Thought “The Media” Was “The Enemy of the People”
- …Says the Man Who Stiffed His Contractors…Part 2
- …Says the Man Who’s Known for Stiffing His Contractors
- And on the Seventh Day, He Rested…Um, Nope
- Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain
- Quote of the Day
- …Says the Man Who Has Received $870,000 in Tax Payer Funded Salary Over 5 Years
- Build Those Artistically Designed Slats! Build Those Artistically Designed Slats!
- Um, Kellyanne…”Wall” IS a Four Letter Word
- The Height of Cheapness
- Schrödinger’s Lawyer
- Oh, Magic 8 Ball…
- There’s No “Smocking Gun” I Tells Ya
- Quote of the Day
- Heather Nauert Says Visit to “It’s a Small World” Ride Qualifies Her For U.N. Job
- Freudian Slip of the Day
- The Man in the Mirror
- There Just Isn’t Enough “Executive Time” in the Day
- Why, I Had No Idea!
- This is Exactly What I Meant by “Make America Great Again”
- Happy Thanksgiving
- Holiday Cards for Your Racist Relatives
- When the “Schitt” Hits the Fan
- Tweet of the Day
- What in the Hell is He Even Saying?
- Science, Schmience
- Well Worth the Read on This Day
- Comment of the Day
- Lone guy at Fox News still worried about caravan, embarrassing colleagues
- DIY FALL CENTERPIECES TO OWN THE PATRIARCHY
- Hello? Does Anybody Here Remember Jade Helm 15?
- Donald Trump Talks to Paintings of Past Presidents
- Cut Them Some Slack. They’re Just a Couple of Kids.
- “Hey, He Slipped and Fell into My Bone Saw. Swear to God, Man.”
- Trump’s Firm Grasp of Civics and Other Myths
- “But I’m Shocked, I Tell You, About That Other Reporter’s Murder”
- Duh
- It’s In the Genes, Except When It’s Not
- Dogs Playing Poker…Um, No…Republican Presidents
- I AM SICK AND TIRED OF CONSTANTLY BEING BULLIED FOR MY EXTREME WEALTH AND POLITICAL POWER
- Knock, Knock…Kanye Guess Who?
- Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women in Your Life This Week
- Tweet of the Day About Sen. Collins
- But I Hope You Feel Empowered, Sweet Cheeks
- She Has a Name, You Know
- Bros Before Hoes
- Some Thoughts From My Favorite Political Writer, Charles P. Pierce.
- How Dare You??
- Brett Kavanaugh’s Diary from 1982
- Trump Has Failed The Marshmallow Test
- I Bet If You Try Real Hard, You Can
- Karma’s a Bitch, Ain’t It Mitch?
- More Fun With Virtual Paintout
- What Is Wrong With This Man?
- The Guessing Game
- Anonymous Sources
- And Now For Something Completely Different…
- That’s Right. Blame the Dead Guy.
- You Tiny, Tiny Man
- Suffer the Little Children…
- “The Ship Be Sinking.”
- This Is a “Must Read”
- Doonesbury Nails It
- Young Rudy Giuliani Defends Himself
- I Guess He Doesn’t Do Much Shopping
- The Gospel According to Bob Murray
- Three Things Trump Got Wrong in One Tweet
- What’s That, Girl? Democracy Is Down a Well?
- Trump Must Hear Voices in His Head
- танцующий медведь Путина (Putin’s Dancing Bear)
- The World Turned Upside-Down
- Trump Blames the Victim. Putin Gets a Pass.
- Trump Walks in Front of the Queen of England: “Hey, If It’s Good Enough for Melania, It’s Good Enough for Her.”
- Why Does This Man Always Look Like He’s Sitting on the Can Taking a Crap?
- Groucho Marx Song: “Whatever It Is, I’m Against It” Could Have Been About Trump
- Yertle Has Spoken
- Winning
- A Case of the Pot Calling the Kettle Filthy
- Quote of the Day
- Sounds Like a Description of America Under the Trump Administration
- One for You, and One for You, and One for You!
- What the Hell?
- Yet Another “Time” Cover! Trump Must Be So Proud.
- Looking a Little Puffy There Today Kirstjen. Maybe You Shouldn’t Have Eaten at That Mexican Restaurant Last Night.
- The Difference Is, Mr. Grimm, Those Mothers Come Back
- “The Mooch” Has It Exactly Right
- The Trump Holy Bible
- Gee, What If Obama Had Done That?
- Separated at Birth
- Straight From the Horse’s Patootie
- That Sneaky Trudeau Is Worse Than Kim Jong-Un
- Honest to God. If You’re Going to Tweet Condolences, At Least Look Up How to Spell “Somalia.”
- Oh, Snap!
- “Witch Hunt!”–The Board Game
- Makes Sense to Me
- Clueless Self-serving Tweet of the Day
- Straight From the Horse’s Mouth
- Happy Mother’s Day
- Rejected Names for Melania Trump’s “Be Best” Campaign
- Rudy Giuliani, Bless His Heart
- He Could Have Used Amazon…
- I Guess That Tops “Turdblossom.”
- Hey, I Meant to Do That!
- Aw, Shucks. You Uncovered Our Secret.
- Manafort’s Heart Just Skipped a Beat. (And Flynn’s, and Gates’, and Cohen’s, and…)
- Don’t Look Now, But…
- Thou Shalt Not Have Too Many Mulligans
- Forget Putin. Jeff Bezos Is The Real Threat!
- Jack and the Giant Deficit
- Fox & Friends, Official Propaganda Arm of the Trump Administration
- But We’re Only Thinking About the Grandchildren.
- Guns Explained With Cats
- Wilbur Ross, Magic Conch Shell of the Trump Administration
- Hope Hicks, Trump’s “Comfort Goat”
- We Have a Democracy, You Idiot.
- Well, Yeah, Because They Don’t Allow Guns There.
- Sailor J Does The “Thoughts And Prayers” Make-up Look
- A Little Something for Wayne LaPierre
- Ask The N.R.A.!
- Cadet “Bonespurs” Opines About Courage
- Note To Self: Say “I Hear You.” Fake Empathy Will Con Them Every Time.
- Hypocrisy 101: Melania’s Folks
- Yes, We Should Be Worried About Assault With a Deadly Condom.
- Some Much Needed Humor
- Mike Pence, Party Pooper-in-Chief
- Who’s Minding the Store?
- Ten Pages vs. Four Pages Is Outrageously Long
- The Good Old Days…
- Benghazi, The Sequel
- The Trey Gowdy Hairstyle Guide
- Tweet of the Day
- Or, Maybe It Was…Satan!
- Pope Blames Eve for Listening to “Fake News” Serpent
- Doonesbury 1990 Trump Flashback
- Hey, Mr. “Excellent Health,” How’s That New Diet Working For You?
- The Zen Koan of Our Times
- Trump’s “Evolved” Wall
- You Say “Shithouse,” I Say “Shithole.” Tomato, To-mah-to. Same Difference.
- Trump DNA Kit
- Trumpworld Map
- A Cousin in Norway Posted This on Facebook
- Hey, Donald. Did You Throw Up a Little in Your Mouth When You Said That?
- Re: Trump’s “Shithole” Comment
- Aaand, Now We’re Back From the Commercial Break
- Who Knew Steve Bannon Was Uranus?
- Trump: “I Am the Smartest Person in the Room.”
- Yeah, Like, Really Smart
- The Trump I.Q. test
- Palau, It’s Time to Party Down!
- I Sure As Hell Didn’t.
- That Was Then. This Is Now.
- Make America Tacky Again
- What Not To Wear: Royal Racist Edition
- Variations on a Theme
- Word of the Day
- “Merry Christmas”: FAQ
- Wait For It…Wait For It…
- Yeah, Especially Since People Don’t Use Those Anymore.
- Ooh, Ooh, I Know Who We Can Send!
- Sounds Like a Roy Moore Dream Date to Me
- Donald Says It’s in the Bible (Somewhere)
- Chuck Grassley Expounds on Your Spending Habits
- Yeah, But He’s Our Kook
- Tweet of the Day
- Roy Moore’s Smoking Gun…Er…Yearbook
- Roy Moore—Just Like Joseph (Except for the Jesus Part)
- Donald and Shinzo: Best Friends Forever
- Just…Wow.
- Felicitations, Malefactors!
- Bill, Maybe God Isn’t a “He.”
- This Photo Says It All
- Dim-wit in Chief
- Hypocritical, Just a Little?
- I Love Trevor Noah
- Republican Study Committee: Only Female Hotties Need Apply
- Pope Accused of 7 “Heresies”
- Tweet of the Day (Just for Fun)
- Tweet of the Day
- Melania, Start With Your Hubby
- Ooh, I Love the Imagery!
- Say What?
- Presidential Plane Envy
- He Has Such a Way With Words, Don’t He?
- Tweet of the Day
- “Head Up Your Ass Quote of the Day”
- Maybe While He’s “Bathing in White Privilege” We Can Hold His Head Under.
- Portrait of a Man Wishing the Floor Would Open Up and Swallow Him
- Ya Think?
- Good Boy, Trumpy!
- Most Revealing Tweets of the Day
- But If He’d Voted “Yes”—Hey, No Problem.
- Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation
- Easy For You To Say, Mr. President
- No, I’m Pretty Sure That’s What He Meant, Rex.
- We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ History Lesson
- Ah, Moochy Boy, We Hardly Knew Ye
- “No Health Care for You, John McCain!”
- Ah, Sweet Revenge
- The Tragic Results of Obamacare
- Irrelevant Gasbag Gingrich Bloviates About Trump’s Tremendous Crowd at Boy Scout Jamboree
- Trump’s Advice to Boy Scouts: Go to the Hottest Parties While You Can.
- Ooh, Ooh! Voter Fraud, Voter Fraud!
- GOP to McCain: Suck It Up, Man. It’s Just a Brain Tumor.
- Bring on the Fire Ants
- Our Country in a Nutshell
- Oopsie!
- Non Sequitur of the Week
- Aw, Cut Them Some Slack. They Were New to This.
- Texas—Where You’re Free to Be the Samurai You’ve Always Wanted to Be
- Hell Has Officially Frozen Over: I Agree with Charles Krauthammer.
- He STILL Doesn’t Get It.
- Donald Trump, Jr. Joins the Pantheon of Famously Clueless Quotes
- More on Russian Fox Guarding U.S. Hen House
- Rex Tillerson, Secretary of Servile Mewling
- Batshit Crazy Tweet of the Day (And a Sane Response)
- If “Pizzagate” Wasn’t Weird Enough For You…
- Paul Ryan Retains His Title of Invertebrate of the Year
- Randy Rainbow Visits Rick Perry
- Newt Gingrich—Windbag Extraordinare
- Ass Kissing in King Lear’s Cabinet
- Oops. Too Late, Lindsey.
- Donald Trump—Mayor of Mayberry
- Yee Haw! Yer Durn Tootin’!
- Hold the Free-“dum” Fries
- Tweet of the Day
- Let Donald Be Fredo…er…Donald
- Oh, Donald. You Are Totes Adorbs.
- And If You Can Get the Mexicans to Pay For It, Even Better.
- Tweets of the Day from The Twilight Zone
- Wilbur Ross, Captain Clueless
- My First Big Boy Trip by Donald J. Trump
- That Was Then…
- This Made Me Laugh
- Quote of the Day
- Paging Dr. Strangelove
- I Think We’ve Still Got Some Japanese Internment Camps You Could Use.
- Tweet of the Day
- What Is the Difference Between These Two Pictures?
- Pay No Attention to That Man Behind the Curtain
- Out of the Mouths of Boobs
- And Now a Word From Miz Lindsey…
- Our Protean President
- Quote of the Day
- He’ll Ask Frederick Douglass About It.
- Here We Go Again
- And Yet Another One “Hoist With His Own Petard”
- Tweet of the Day
- And…Another One Bites the Dust
- One Down…
- We Are Not Amused…
- “Crucified Man Had Prior Run-in with Authorities”
- And This Is Why I Always Wash “Pre-washed” Salad Mixes
- Just Another Thug in a Suit
- For a Change of Pace…
- This Looks Familiar…
- Because That’s All That Matters
- “I Never Said Repeal and Replace Would Come in 64 Days.”
- With a Song in My Heart
- Tweet of the Day
- “I’m Donald Trump, And You’re Not.”
- Slippery Tom Price Wants to Sell You Some Snake Oil
- And That’s How a Woman Would Have Handled It
- Teenager Trump Reports to the Principal’s Office
- Tweet O’ the Day
- And My Investigators in Hawaii Can’t Believe What They’re Finding!
- This Just In: Obama Spied on Trump While He Was Heating Up HotPockets
- Yertle the Turtle Speaks!
- Remember the Porta-Potty!
- Hey, Give the Guy a Break!
- Let Them Have Flip Phones
- Trump’s Finally Become Captain Queeg
- Andy Borowitz: “Trump Orders All White House Phones Covered in Tin Foil.”
- “We’re Shocked…Shocked, I Tell You!”
- Trump Doesn’t Soil Self During Presidential Address
- It Was Called Segregation, Honey. Choice Had Nothing to Do With It.
- And They’ll Get The Instructions From Ikea
- Oh. Well, That Explains It.
- Thank You, Captain Obvious
- Kellyanne Conartist Lived Under a Rock for the Last Eight Years
- Pussy Grabbing, OK. Winky Grabbing? They Draw the Line.
- “Mmm…I Don’t Think So.”
- Bored of Education
- Best News I’ve Had Since Nov. 9
- You Go, Girl
- Them’s Fightin’ Words, Boy.
- A Grizzly, Perhaps?
- Vladimir Putin Haz a Sad
- At Least It’s Leather Bound
- OMG—I Agree With Liz Cheney
- Lord, Hear Our Prayer
- One of These Things Is Not Like The Others. One of These Things Just Doesn’t Belong.
- My New Goal: Ataraxia
- Tweet of the Day
- Preparation? I Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Preparation!
- “Мой плань работает очен хорошо. Спасибо, Трумпски!”
- The Little Woman
- Kellyanne’s Favorite Childhood Book
- Tweet of the Day
- Imagine What Would Have Happened If Obama Had Done This
- Monkey See, Monkey Do
- You Can’t, But You Did, Mr. Comey
- It’s Gonna Take More Than a Visit to Lenscrafters
- Tweet of the Day
- The Toddler-in-Chief
- Vhat, No Moose and Sqvirrel?
- Maybe We’ll Get Lucky and He’ll Forget Where He Works
- Idle Hands Are The Trumps’ Playground
- Perfectly Logical
- Yeah, And The Brain Is From Abby Normal
- In Memory of Sharon Jones (1956-2016)
- But That Didn’t Stop Him from Running for President, Did It?
- Well, That Didn’t Take Long
- Dear America…
- Eyes on Your Own Paper, Donnie!
- Tweet of the Day
- No, But I Know Someone Who Does
- This Is How I Feel Right Now, In a Nutshell
- Tweet of the Century
- Watch Hillary “Beat This Dick-waving-Berlusconi-knockoff Like a Little Bitch”
- Better Get That in Writing, Donnie.
- Tweet of the Day
- Trump Vows to Hold His Breath Unless He’s Given the Presidency…or at Least an Emmy
- Randy Rainbow Interviews Melania Trump
- Well, That Birther “Apology” Didn’t Last Long
- Like Creepy Father, Like Creepy Son?
- Which of These Headlines Seems More Improbable?
- But, Hey, He Could Pick Out a Sweater!
- Ladies, Assume the Position!
- The New Trump Campaign Slogan
- Tweet of the Day
- And I’ll Bet He Respects Women Too!
- Debate Prep with Donald and John
- Oh, My!
- Winning Bigly
- Yeah. Tell That to All the People He Stiffed.
- “Here She Is…”
- Overweight Gasbag Mansplains Beauty for Us.
- So This Is What Not Winning Feels Like, Eh Donald?
- Why Are We Hearing *crickets* From the NRA?
- The Orange Skittle
- Farewell to Summer
- Well, That’s a Relief!
- Dave’s Not Here, Man.
- Even the F***ing Flags Were Embarrassed.
- Tweet of the Day
- For Trump It’s All a Big Act, Isn’t It?
- The Blind Leading the Blind
- OMG
- This Tweet Wins the Internet
- Tweet of the Day
- Unwissendstolzgehirn
- Gary, Dude, You’re One Toke Over the Line.
- Ain’t It Great to Be a Trump?
- Join the Club, Kids. The Line Forms on the Right.
- Tweet of the Day
- Who’s a Good Boy?
- Schrödinger’s Trump
- From Your Lips to God’s Ear, Ann.
- The Wit and Wisdom of Eric Trump
- Trump’s Cracker-Jack Ground Game
- Trump’s New Campaign Theme Song
- Talk to the Pen
- When I Grow Up, I Want to Be Just Like Her
- Don’t You Just Love This?
- We Repeat, This Is Only a Test
- Atheists Don’t Have No Songs
- How Cool Is That?
- Rudy, I Bet You Threw Up a Little in Your Mouth When You Said That.
- Katrina Pierson, Time Traveler
- Okay, Donald, Here’s the Thing…
- Donald Trump Obviously Wasn’t an English Major
- I Love John Oliver
- They Should Have Done Us All a Favor and Left Trump There
- Trump: Remember That Time I Had To Sacrifice Real Marble For Fake? That Was Tough, Believe Me!
- Mitt Mansplains It To Hillary
- Back in the U.S.S.R.
- Yesss!
- The Inside Joke
- We Got Trouble With a Capital “T” and That Rhymes With “P” and That Stands For “Poo”
- Channeling Putin
- Isn’t He Adorable?
- Tweet of the Day–Oopsie!
- That’s a Wrap, Folks
- Tweet of the Day–Oh, My!
- Tweet of the Day
- Well Said, Sir.
- What’s Your Trumposcope Today?
- The Xeno Virus
- Tweet of the Day
- Winnie the U.K. Gets in a Tight Spot
- Tweet of the Day
- Pip, Pip, Cheerio!
- Even the Freakin’ NRA Thinks He’s Nuts
- Go Ahead. Ask “the Gays.”
- Wonkette: “John McCain Furious Obama Shot Up Orlando, Created ISIS, Bought Last Bag Of Werther’s Originals”
- Uh Uh, Lil’ Marco.
- Told Ya
- Shots and Prayers
- It’s Worth a Try
- Telling It Like It Ain’t
- Just What Trump Was Waiting For
- Verrry Interesting…
- Poor Chris Christie. Always the Butt of the Joke.
- Trump’s “Telepromter”Snoozer
- Make Your Own Trump Sticker
- Now That’s a Conundrum
- Presidential Nominee or Dementia Patient? You Decide.
- Harvard, Trump U.—Sure, Same Thing
- Wait…what?
- They Forgot to Mention the Short Fingers
- Poor, Gullible Ben Carson. Bless His Heart.
- Quick, Someone Get Lil’ Marco a Dictionary!
- Cheers!
- With Apologies to Calvin and Hobbes
- Megyn and Mr. Softee
- An Antidote to Bathroom Mania
- How Convenient…
- Quote of the Day
- Well, If You Look at It That Way…
- The Wit and Wisdom of Dan Quayle
- Tweet of the Day
- The Sh*t Hits the Fan
- “They Love Me.”
- I’m Having Mine Laminated
- The World According to Trump
- Them’s Fightin’ Words, Boy.
- Those “Ridiculous” Ethnic Names Are Just So Tricky
- The Republican House of Horrors
- Tweet of the Day
- Ooh, Ooh! Pick Me, Pick Me!
- Out of the Mouths of Babes
- Yes. Let’s Go Back to the “Good Old Days.”
- The Case for a Little Benign Neglect
- Ted Cruz, Weasel in Chief
- Oooh, Burn!
- I. Can’t. Even.
- The “Short-fingered Vulgarian” Makes the Cover of The New Yorker
- Wrong End, Guv’nors
- And That Brain Will Have Access to the Nuclear Codes
- Ba Da Bum, Ching!
- And There You Have It in a Nutshell
- Tweet of the Day
- More of the Usual B.S.
- Donald Trump and the QVC Presidency
- Yeah, I Still Don’t Know…
- Crazy Is the New Normal
- I Need a Bogel for the Glotch.
- Quote of the Day
- Lock Up Your Textbooks, Here Comes Mary Lou
- America, We’ve Hit Rock Bottom
- Glenn Beck’s Fever Dream
- Is There Anyone More Pathetic?
- Trump, the Abe Lincoln of Palm Beach
- Mmm…I’m Going with the Second One
- The KKK? Never Heard of Them.
- Maybe It Will Go Something Like This…
- Well, He Tried.
- Quote of the Day
- And We Think We’re So Important
- Yep. That’s About Right.
- Will Obama Stop at Nothing?
- So, God Was the Hitman?
- Keeping Up With the Real President Trump
- Just…no.
- That Didn’t Take Long…
- You go, girl!
- Well, He Got It in an Email So It Must Be True…
- Give. Me. A. Break.
- Tweet of the Day
- Well, Wasn’t That Convenient?
- Yee Haw! About Time…
- Lies and the Lying Liar Who Tells Them
- Would That We Could
- Tweet of the Day
- Make America Great Again (And maybe get a new set of dentures in the bargain)
- Steven Wright—My Idol
- Ya Gotta Love This.
- How Many Babies Have You Had, Father Pavone?
- “Handy Universal Post-Iowa Reaction Helpsheet”
- Wake Up, Autumn, and Smell the B.S.
- The Mullet of Malice
- Quote of the Day
- Late Night Snark
- The Cattle Caliphate
- The Bundy Boys Meet a Real Terrorist
- Patriots…or Owl Qaeda?
- Gee, It Was On Facebook And Everything…
- If Moses Were a Realist
- Father of the Year–Texas Style
- My Kind of People
- С Новым Годом, Y’all!
- Really, That Word Has Been A Staple in Politics, Like, Forever…
- Merry German Texas Christmas, Y’all—Again
- For All You Grammar Freaks (You Know Who You Are)
- A Happy Holiday Tale
- One Would Hope…
- The Trump-Putin Bromance Continues
- Birthday Remembrance for Dad
- Monday Memo
- Tweet of the Day
- Sweet Antidote to What Ails You
- Ancient Egyptian Spell Check
- The Enduring Wisdom of Molly Ivins
- “It’s Not Your Mother’s Oldsmobile” Revisited
- Gift Ideas for the Conservative
- Somewhere In a Parallel Universe…
- It’s That Time of Year Again…
- And You Thought YOUR Family Was Weird!
- “A Small Man in Search of a Balcony”
- How to Be Your Own Crazy Uncle at Thanksgiving
- America’s Drunk Uncle
- Home of the Brave
- The Land of the Freaked Out and the Home of the Buffoon
- It’s a Van Gogh! (Sam Van Gogh)
- Well Said.
- Gobble Gobble, Y’all
- Yeah, That Should Do It
- Oy Vey. She’s At It Again.
- As Promised…
- My Kind of Grim Reaper
- Tweet of the Day
- Headstones and Queen’s Crowns
- Tweet of the Day
- Going Ballistic
- My Other Cat Demands Equal Time
- In Memory of “The Comeback Cat”
- Time To Cleanse The Palate
- So, It Seems The Pope Was Set Up
- “Things I Learned From Republicans In September”
- This Is Not About Donald Trump (For A Change)
- How To Be A Republican “Feminist”
- Muslim Question Guy Now GOP Frontrunner
- Late Night Snark
- NATIONAL GEOGRAFOX
- And There You Go Again
- Oops! Rick Perry, First Clown To Jump From GOP Clown Car
- Betty Bowers (America’s Best Christian) Explains It All For You
- Trump Practices The Fine Art Of The Word Salad
- Sarah Palin: Half-term Governor Looking For “Short Term” Cabinet Job
- Tweet of the Week
- Ben Carson Thinks Women Are Only Baby Containers
- “It’s On His Hat.”
- Bad Lip Reading: The GOP Debate
- Carly Fiorina—Another Great GOP Scientific Mind
- The Algae at the Bottom of the Gene Pool
- Proof That God Has A Sense Of Humor
- Miss Piggy Does “BBHMM”
- The Human Puppy Mill Show Has Been Canceled
- Trumping My Dog (And Cat)
- Pack Up Your Paranoia In Your Old Kit Bag And Smile, Smile, Smile
- I Pledge Allegiance to a Nation of Pinheads
- Scalia, Applesauce, and Jiggery-pokery
- What to Expect This Week
- New Word of the Day: Whinarrhea
- Want Some Cheese With That Whine?
- I Just Laughed and Laughed…
- Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!
- “I…don’t…understand…the question.”
- Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
- BA-DUM, tssshhh!
- Break Out the Popcorn!
- Truth in Labeling
- Oh, Miz Lindsey!
- More Shameless Promotion…
- Trouble at the Human Puppy Mill
- Maybe God’s Label Maker Wasn’t Working…
- What Do One Man/One Woman, Salads, and John Wayne Have In Common?
- Knocked My Socks Off
- A Note from the Management…
- Boy, You Got That Right
- The Last Thing I Wanted To See Today
- Don’t Mess with “White Somalia”
- A Missive from Behind the Lines in Texas
- This Always Cracks Me Up
- Egads! They’ve Exhumed Ann Miller!
- I Ask You, Can We Look Any Dumber in Texas?
- Like New Orleans? Have I Got a CD For You!
- Exploding Head Syndrome: Not the One Caused by Listening to Ted Cruz
- Kelso is “Pet of the Week” for the Humane Society of the U.S.!
- “Evolution of Mom Dancing, Pt. 2”
- Lo, in the Land of Indiana…
- Calling a Turd a Turd
- And You Thought Latin Was a Dead Language
- Kiss Me, I’m 18% Irish!
- Ladybug Haiku
- Clap and Trade
- I Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Science
- Actually They’re Mostly Peas And Cat Hair
- It Bears Repeating: Richard’s Story
- Can You Hear Me Now?
- The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Mucus: 2014 Edition
- A Climate Change Christmas Carol
- A Merry German Texas Christmas, Y’all
- Shove The Pig’s Foot A Little Further Into The Fire (And Other Fun Tunes)
- In Your Face, Mr. Grinch!
- It’s Baaack!
- Got Mondegreen?
- For My Dad, On Veteran’s Day
- There Is No Joy In Mudville
- Say “Uncle”…Say It!
- The Stupidity Epidemic
- So THAT Explains All the Bad Stuff Lately…
- How The Ape Brain Assesses Risk
- Sex Is In The Heel—with Billy Porter
- John Cleese on Stupidity
- On Second Thought…
- Hair
- Headlines We Won’t See Today
- Fighting Words from Rick Perry
- I Guess Ya Had to Be There
- Sincerely Screwed
- The $1 Facelift
- Bible Stories for Newly Formed and Young Corporations
- Stuff Jesus Said
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s Dissent—in Song
- Smile, You’re Not on Candid Camera
- I Love This Woman!
- Uncle Grumpy Is At It Again
- Rest in Peace, Mr. Barsotti
- Open-carry Patriot vs. Deranged Killer
- Sad Cat Diary
- You Know You’re Old When…
- The Things You Learn…
- Sixty-seven Years Ago Today…
- “Let It Go” in 25 Languages
- Get Ready for Some Cuteness
- “Just Do Right.”
- Silhouettes 101~or~Go With the Flow
- Marching to the Beat of a Different Drum
- Late for an Important Date
- Croquet, Anyone?
- Mad as a Hatter
- Down the Rabbit Hole
- And “A” is for…
- All About Eve
- Highbrow Meets Low Tech
- Odds and Ends from the Vault
- An Oldie but a Goodie
- Strike Up the Band
- Silhouette of the Day: Tree of Life
- More “Fun with Silhouettes”
- Getting My Mojo Back
- Wasabi-flavored Kit Kat Bars and Doughnuts
- We’re Hip to That, Man
- The Truth, According to “Jowly Dave Foley”
- Yeah, Something Like That…
- Have a Heterosexual Day
- Just Substitute “Newt” for “Nate”
- Pi Aren’t Square, Pi Are Round
- Happy Birthday, Charles Darwin
- Fox News Headlines I’m Sure We’ll See
- Always the Bridesmaid…
- A Sucker Born Every Minute
- Sir Isaac Newton Debates Ken Ham
- Shock! Pat Robertson Disses Creationism
- The New Yorker Likes Me…It Really Likes Me!
- Watch Out Village People—Here Comes Peacock Spider
- Happy 2014…..Whatever
- You Look…Fine
- Let the Airing of Grievances Begin!
- If It Quacks Like A Duck…
- Here We Come A-Caroling…
- Five Things You Didn’t Know About The “War on Christmas”
- A Special Request…
- The Gospel According to the GOP
- Somewhere, Sarah Palin is Smiling
- Dogs Have Masters, Cats Have Staff
- Pfun with Phones–Christmas Edition
- Just Substitute Guns For Abortion Rights
- My Annual Halloween Cartoon
- Things That Go Bump…
- It’s Not Your Mother’s Oldsmobile…Or Is It?
- Pfinal Day of Pfun
- Home Again
- Pfun—Day Six
- Pfun—Day Five
- Pfun—Day Four
- Pfun—Day Three
- Pfun–Day Two
- Pfun—Day One
- More Pfun…
- I’ll Be Damned…I Won!
- Pfarting around with Smartphones…again
- He’ll Leave the Light on for You
- Ted “Carnival” Cruz
- If…
- More Pfun with Smartphones
- Here She Is…
- Phooling around with Smartphones
- You Can Take Our Tampons, But You Can’t Take Our Freedom…
- Three’s A Crowd
- Wendy Davis=My “Shero”
- Finally… “I Tried Being Tasteful…” the book!
- What I Did On My Summer Vacation…
- Coming Soon—I Tried Being Tasteful…—The Book!
- Sweatin’ With Izumi
- Reading is FUN-damental
- Underwear Horoscope by Jenna Marbles
- Sweet “Sicks-teen”
- Lady Liberty
- Same Old, Same Old
- From the G.O.P. Prayer Book
- Papal Resignation: From Infallible to Just Some Guy in a Dress
- Ashes to Ashes…Dust to Calif.
- The End of the Trail
- Hey, GOP–The Election is Over. Deal With It.
- Payback Time
- Happy Halloween—Zumba Style
- My Annual Halloween Cartoon
- Binders? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Binders!
- Made My Freakin’ Day
- I Guess Ya Had to Be There
- I Am One of the 47%
- Makin’ Whoopee
- Ryan’s Hope
- Recycle a Cartoon Saturday
- Out of the Slammer and Into the Good Life
- (Von) Ryan’s Express
- Farewell to My Muse
- Louie Gohmert: Texas’ Biggest Asshat
- The Ghost and Mrs. S.
- If It’s Not One Thing, It’s Your Mother
- Texas Taepodong Two-step
- Henri the Existential Cat
- False Cat-vertising
- Culvey the Magnificent
- How I Spent My Birthday…
- Welcome to Medicare…
- Happy…Uh, What Was That Again?
- Lie Down with Dogs, Get Up with Fleas
- A Case of Hoof in Mouth
- Say “Yesss!”
- My Mother, the Competitor
- Nepenthe and George
- The Queen Is in Da House
- Giving the Old “Yoot” the Boot
- Fall Is in the Air
- No Problemo
- “I’m a Slut” by the Reformed Whores
- One of These Days, Alice…Pow!..to the Moon
- Ch-ch-ch-changes
- Yes, Virginia…It Sure as Hell Is a Big Deal
- Take Two Aspirin and Don’t Call Me in the Morning
- Disappearing Beds and the Mexican Mafia
- Under the Bed and On the Market
- Kackkkk!
- The Komen Clinker
- Requiem for a Neurotic Dog
- That Darn Cat!
- I Wish I’d Said That
- Methinks the Lady Doth Protest Too Much
- Hello, I Must Be Going
- 2011 in review
- Toeing the Line
- Merry Chrysalis,Y’all!
- Her Bowl Runneth Over
- Two’s a Crowd
- The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Mucus
- It’ll All Pan Out in the End
- Trading in the Cadillac for a Ferrari
- An Uplifting Tale of a Man and His Colon
- The Wild Bunch
- Perry: Texas Toast?
- Romancing the Stone
- And Now For Something Completely Different…
- Feel Anything Yet?
- Do You Want New or Used Fries With That?
- Move Over, Herman
- Charlton Heston He Ain’t
- “Trick or Treat!”…Your Papers, Please
- Ya Think?
- More Bad Lipreading with…Michele Bachmann
- Rick Perry’s Thoughts–Via Some Very Bad Lip Reading
- So a Priest, Two Polish Doctors and an Alien Walk Into a Bar…
- Pfun with Physics
- People of WalMart Form PAC for Christie: “He’s Just Like Us!”
- Teaching An Old Dog Some New Zumba
- Bachmann’s Campaign Donations Drying Up Faster Than Her Ovaries
- Molly-isms
- The Great GOP Hair Swap
- Best. Tweet. Ever.
- I Just Flew in from L.A. and Boy, Are My Arms Tired…
- Free to a Good Home
- Pining for the Fjords–the Update
- Pining for the Fjords
- Flushed with Civic Pride
- There Are Just Some Things…
- So Noah Built an Arky, Arky…
- Rick Perry Tosses His Hair Into the Ring
- What Would Jesus Order?
- Texas Ice Cream Truck
- The New Texas Rain Gauge
- And You Wonder Why I’m Neurotic…
- Here’s Lookin’ at You, Kid
- Majorly Medical
- More, Please, Sir…
- Working Out Flat Screen Politics
- She Came, She Signed, She Left After 30 Minutes
- Lord Have Mercy
- Boy, Is She Barking Up the Wrong Tree
- How Dry I Am
- Hold the Phone
- Hold On, Medicare…I’m a Comin’!
- I’m Hip, Man…
- Tooth or Consequences
- Drenched in Tears and Rolling in Dough
- Nevermind…
- The Comeback Cat
- I’ll Have the Special
- Middle School Makeover
- America’s Shame
- Up and At ‘Em!
- Look on the Bright Side of Life
- The Mother Who Didn’t Cry “Wolf!”
- Remotely Controlling, Again
- Ode to a Defunct Uterus
- The Mighty Mite–or–Ears to You
- Justice is Blind, Deaf and Ninety-one
- Holding to the Oldies
- Age: It’s All (Your) Relative
- Crouching Tiger Mom, Hidden Agenda?
- Wrinkle Resistant
- Not a Thing to Wear
- The Shirt Off My Back
- Finally Kicking the Bucket
- The Bed and I
- Unsafe at Any Speed
- On My Mother’s Sh*t List
- It’s Official…
- To Whom It May Concern…
- Oh, the Irony!
- Our Lady of Perpetual Victimization
- Nation of Pinheads, Part 2
- The “Eyes” Have It
- What If…
- You Like Me…You Really Like Me!
- Good-bye, 2010!
- You Want Some Cat With That?
- The Christmas Armadillo
- DADT: R.I.P.
- Deck the Halls, and All That Jazz
- Vick-timized
- Sticker Shock
- I’ll Show U Mine…
- If Dogs Used eHarmony
- Where There’s Smoke…
- Old Man Yells at Cloud
- Sign of the Times
- Modern Life
- Prehistoric Food Critics
- I Hear Ya Knockin’…
- All the Single Ladies
- Dancing with the Mama Grizzlies
- I Am a Happy Wanderer…
- Out of the Mouths of Babes
- Pucker Up
- Paging Max Von Sydow…
- Baby, You Can Drive My Car
- E Pluribus Unum
- Sorry, Wrong Number
- The Eyes of Texas Are Myopic
- Return To The Good Ol’ Days of Ignorance
- The Night Visitor
- Virtual Paintout–#3
- Virtual Paintout–#2
- Virtual Paintout–September
- Witchy Woman
- Tolerating Intolerance
- It May Take a Village…
- He Said What, Now?
- The Little Manipulator, Part 2
- A Pox on Thee
- Eat, Pray, Love: The Verdict
- Eat, Pray You’re Fast Enough to Order
- The Secret to Staying Thin
- Re-post: Childhood Heroines Redux
- Have We Ever Lied to You Before?
- Of Mice and Men
- I Got Nuthin’…
- Health Care Reform: Guest Post by Barbara O’Brien
- Repost: Happy Hallowthanksmastine!
- Note to Self…
- Last Call
- Things Not to Say to a Policeman
- Perpetually Twelve
- That’s a Wrap, Folks!
- Richard’s Story: Update
- GOP Says: Oil, Schmoil
- Oh, Mama!
- Do You Have It in a Six and a Half?
- A Memaw’s Job Is Never Done
- Old Tricks, Even Older Dogs
- They Say It’s Your Birthday…
- Immigrants: Part Deux
- Extreme Makeover: Texas Edition
- We Are All Immigrants
- Shoot Me Up, Doc!
- Where Are the Grown-ups?
- Back In My Day…
- Richard’s Story
- Arizona Dreamin’
- Sprang Has Sprung, Y’all
- Mr. Trump? Papers, please….
- The Dawn of the Variety Show
- You Go, Girl!
- No “Apolgy” for Stupidity
- How Many Pigs Will You Take for a By-pass, Doc?
- Blecchhh…
- Don’t Piss Off Mother Nature
- Taxed Enough Already
- In a Last Minute Fashion
- Attention Walmart Flossers…
- Early Bird Special
- Caption This!
- The Next Biggest Loser
- Suffer the Little Children…
- Texas Hoof in Mouth Disease
- Hell on Wheels
- Tag…I’m It!
- Really Thinking “Outside the Box”
- Yackk! Get Over It!
- Sayonara to S.F. Paintout
- Eh? Whadidya say?
- Oh,no! Snow?
- S. F. Paintout #2
- The Human Toll of Misplaced Anger
- Is This Man Tone Deaf or Just Dumb?
- The Light Show in My Head
- Going “Rogue-y”
- A “Shee-itty” Day.
- Feb. Paintout: S.F.
- Condemnation
- Supremely Pissed Off
- Last Call for Corsica
- Paging Levi Johnston…
- Shoot Out at the OK Corral
- Corsica Paintout #2
- Stick a Fork in Me…
- Jan. Virtual Paintout
- Rush Limbaugh: Humanitarian of the Year
- Leave It to Pat Robertson…
- Riding Herd with a Pencil
- Speak Up, You’re Mumbling!
- What Your Dog Does While You’re at Work
- As Serious as a Heart Attack
- Blast from the Past
- Happy Hallowthanksmastine!
- Saucy Sunday
- Merry Cat-mas!
- G.O.P.–Grand Old Payoff
- Numero Dos: Virtual Paintout Mexico
- Culvey, the Internet Celebrity
- Sketchy Santas
- Paging Dr. Lieberman…
- Feliz Navidad–Virtual Paintout Dec.
- Meet Rachel, Jaimee, Mindy, Jamie, Holly, Kalika, Joslyn…
- Palin’ Around with Excuses
- For Palin: the Queen of Denial
- Dance of the Sugarplum Fairways
- Happy..no..Merry..huh?
- So Many Skanks, So Little Time
- I Swear on a Stack of Bibles
- Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
- Handy Hints for Hunters
- Chain of Fools
- Tastes Great…Less Filling
- Reflections of a Grandparent
- Legend in Her Own Mind?
- Death by Birkenstock
- Bow…Wow.
- Palin-tology
- A Mind is a Terrible Thing to “Waist”
- Say What?
- Nov. Paintout #2
- Recycle-a-Cartoon Saturday
- November Virtual Paintout
- 100% Ideologically Pure
- The Devil Is in the…Box of Dots?
- One…More…Time!
- Battle of the Sexes
- Up, Up and Away…
- The Subversive Grandma
- Adventures in Babysitting
- Virtually Painted Out
- “Rush” to Judgment
- I’m the Michelle Duggar of Virtual Paintout
- And Yet Another Virtual Paintout
- Virtual Paintout October
- You Betcha!
- With Friends Like These…
- We Can Have It All!
- Help, I’ve Fallen…Yadda, Yadda, Yadda
- Virtual Paintout Smackdown
- What’s the Rush?
- DeLay’s Inner Lady
- Pulling the Plug on Granny
- Someone Ate the Baby…
- Man, Oh Man!
- Eight is Enough
- Twitterpated
- One Helluva Job
- Take That, Glenn Beck!
- Idiot America
- Now, That’s Scary!
- Why Neanderthals Are Extinct
- Work, work, work
- In the Beginning…
- They’re Baaaack!
- A Dip in the Gene Pool
- Julia Child’s Secret Life
- Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers
- Fertility Fetish
- It’s a Cat-astrophe
- There Oughta Be a Law…
- In a Cat-atonic State
- A Tale of Two Pedophiles
- “Birthers” and “Deathers”..now “Tenthers”
- Fowl Play
- Scar Wars
- And the Threats Keep Coming….
- Death Threat from a Vet
- The Case for a Little Benign Neglect
- And Now, For Something Completely Different….
- A View of the U.S. from “Across the Pond”
- Infiltrating the D.A.R.
- Well, Tan My Hide!
- Guns ‘n Moses
- Woodstuck
- National Relaxation Day—Seriously?
- Why Americans Are “Birthers” and “Deathers”
- Dick Cheney–“No More Mr. Nice Guy”
- Pledge Allegiance to the Nation of Pinheads
- Playing Poker With Tarot Cards
- Does This Teacher Make My Butt Look Big?
- Grumpy Old People (G.O.P.)
- “C” Street Shenanigans
- Incontinence? It All Depends.
- The Orthodox Agnostic
- Remotely Controlling
- Art on the Laundry Room Door
- Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams
- If Love Is Blind, Why Is Lingerie So Popular?
- Culvey, Caught in the Act
- Watching the Koi