- Have a Heterosexual Day
- Just Substitute “Newt” for “Nate”
- Pi Aren’t Square, Pi Are Round
- Happy Birthday, Charles Darwin
- Fox News Headlines I’m Sure We’ll See
- Always the Bridesmaid…
- A Sucker Born Every Minute
- Sir Isaac Newton Debates Ken Ham
- Shock! Pat Robertson Disses Creationism
- The New Yorker Likes Me…It Really Likes Me!
- Watch Out Village People—Here Comes Peacock Spider
- Happy 2014…..Whatever
- You Look…Fine
- Let the Airing of Grievances Begin!
- If It Quacks Like A Duck…
- Here We Come A-Caroling…
- Five Things You Didn’t Know About The “War on Christmas”
- A Special Request…
- The Gospel According to the GOP
- Somewhere, Sarah Palin is Smiling
- Dogs Have Masters, Cats Have Staff
- Pfun with Phones–Christmas Edition
- Just Substitute Guns For Abortion Rights
- My Annual Halloween Cartoon
- Things That Go Bump…
- It’s Not Your Mother’s Oldsmobile…Or Is It?
- Pfinal Day of Pfun
- Home Again
- Pfun—Day Six
- Pfun—Day Five
- Pfun—Day Four
- Pfun—Day Three
- Pfun–Day Two
- Pfun—Day One
- More Pfun…
- I’ll Be Damned…I Won!
- Pfarting around with Smartphones…again
- He’ll Leave the Light on for You
- Ted “Carnival” Cruz
- If…
- More Pfun with Smartphones
- Here She Is…
- Phooling around with Smartphones
- You Can Take Our Tampons, But You Can’t Take Our Freedom…
- Three’s A Crowd
- Wendy Davis=My “Shero”
- Finally… “I Tried Being Tasteful…” the book!
- What I Did On My Summer Vacation…
- Coming Soon—I Tried Being Tasteful…—The Book!
- Sweatin’ With Izumi
- Reading is FUN-damental
- Underwear Horoscope by Jenna Marbles
- Sweet “Sicks-teen”
- Lady Liberty
- Same Old, Same Old
- From the G.O.P. Prayer Book
- Papal Resignation: From Infallible to Just Some Guy in a Dress
- Ashes to Ashes…Dust to Calif.
- The End of the Trail
- Hey, GOP–The Election is Over. Deal With It.
- Payback Time
- Happy Halloween—Zumba Style
- My Annual Halloween Cartoon
- Binders? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Binders!
- Made My Freakin’ Day
- I Guess Ya Had to Be There
- I Am One of the 47%
- Makin’ Whoopee
- Ryan’s Hope
- Recycle a Cartoon Saturday
- Out of the Slammer and Into the Good Life
- (Von) Ryan’s Express
- Farewell to My Muse
- Louie Gohmert: Texas’ Biggest Asshat
- The Ghost and Mrs. S.
- If It’s Not One Thing, It’s Your Mother
- Texas Taepodong Two-step
- Henri the Existential Cat
- False Cat-vertising
- Culvey the Magnificent
- How I Spent My Birthday…
- Welcome to Medicare…
- Happy…Uh, What Was That Again?
- Lie Down with Dogs, Get Up with Fleas
- A Case of Hoof in Mouth
- Say “Yesss!”
- My Mother, the Competitor
- Nepenthe and George
- The Queen Is in Da House
- Giving the Old “Yoot” the Boot
- Fall Is in the Air
- No Problemo
- “I’m a Slut” by the Reformed Whores
- One of These Days, Alice…Pow!..to the Moon
- Ch-ch-ch-changes
- Yes, Virginia…It Sure as Hell Is a Big Deal
- Take Two Aspirin and Don’t Call Me in the Morning
- Disappearing Beds and the Mexican Mafia
- Under the Bed and On the Market
- Kackkkk!
- The Komen Clinker
- Requiem for a Neurotic Dog
- That Darn Cat!
- I Wish I’d Said That
- Methinks the Lady Doth Protest Too Much
- Hello, I Must Be Going
- 2011 in review
- Toeing the Line
- Merry Chrysalis,Y’all!
- Her Bowl Runneth Over
- Two’s a Crowd
- The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Mucus
- It’ll All Pan Out in the End
- Trading in the Cadillac for a Ferrari
- An Uplifting Tale of a Man and His Colon
- The Wild Bunch
- Perry: Texas Toast?
- Romancing the Stone
- And Now For Something Completely Different…
- Feel Anything Yet?
- Do You Want New or Used Fries With That?
- Move Over, Herman
- Charlton Heston He Ain’t
- “Trick or Treat!”…Your Papers, Please
- Ya Think?
- More Bad Lipreading with…Michele Bachmann
- Rick Perry’s Thoughts–Via Some Very Bad Lip Reading
- So a Priest, Two Polish Doctors and an Alien Walk Into a Bar…
- Pfun with Physics
- People of WalMart Form PAC for Christie: “He’s Just Like Us!”
- Teaching An Old Dog Some New Zumba
- Bachmann’s Campaign Donations Drying Up Faster Than Her Ovaries
- Molly-isms
- The Great GOP Hair Swap
- Best. Tweet. Ever.
- I Just Flew in from L.A. and Boy, Are My Arms Tired…
- Free to a Good Home
- Pining for the Fjords–the Update
- Pining for the Fjords
- Flushed with Civic Pride
- There Are Just Some Things…
- So Noah Built an Arky, Arky…
- Rick Perry Tosses His Hair Into the Ring
- What Would Jesus Order?
- Texas Ice Cream Truck
- The New Texas Rain Gauge
- And You Wonder Why I’m Neurotic…
- Here’s Lookin’ at You, Kid
- Majorly Medical
- More, Please, Sir…
- Working Out Flat Screen Politics
- She Came, She Signed, She Left After 30 Minutes
- Lord Have Mercy
- Boy, Is She Barking Up the Wrong Tree
- How Dry I Am
- Hold the Phone
- Hold On, Medicare…I’m a Comin’!
- I’m Hip, Man…
- Tooth or Consequences
- Drenched in Tears and Rolling in Dough
- Nevermind…
- The Comeback Cat
- I’ll Have the Special
- Middle School Makeover
- America’s Shame
- Up and At ‘Em!
- Look on the Bright Side of Life
- The Mother Who Didn’t Cry “Wolf!”
- Remotely Controlling, Again
- Ode to a Defunct Uterus
- The Mighty Mite–or–Ears to You
- Justice is Blind, Deaf and Ninety-one
- Holding to the Oldies
- Age: It’s All (Your) Relative
- Crouching Tiger Mom, Hidden Agenda?
- Wrinkle Resistant
- Not a Thing to Wear
- The Shirt Off My Back
- Finally Kicking the Bucket
- The Bed and I
- Unsafe at Any Speed
- On My Mother’s Sh*t List
- It’s Official…
- To Whom It May Concern…
- Oh, the Irony!
- Our Lady of Perpetual Victimization
- Nation of Pinheads, Part 2
- The “Eyes” Have It
- What If…
- You Like Me…You Really Like Me!
- Good-bye, 2010!
- You Want Some Cat With That?
- The Christmas Armadillo
- DADT: R.I.P.
- Deck the Halls, and All That Jazz
- Vick-timized
- Sticker Shock
- I’ll Show U Mine…
- If Dogs Used eHarmony
- Where There’s Smoke…
- Old Man Yells at Cloud
- Sign of the Times
- Modern Life
- Prehistoric Food Critics
- I Hear Ya Knockin’…
- All the Single Ladies
- Dancing with the Mama Grizzlies
- I Am a Happy Wanderer…
- Out of the Mouths of Babes
- Pucker Up
- Paging Max Von Sydow…
- Baby, You Can Drive My Car
- E Pluribus Unum
- Sorry, Wrong Number
- The Eyes of Texas Are Myopic
- Return To The Good Ol’ Days of Ignorance
- The Night Visitor
- Virtual Paintout–#3
- Virtual Paintout–#2
- Virtual Paintout–September
- Witchy Woman
- Tolerating Intolerance
- It May Take a Village…
- He Said What, Now?
- The Little Manipulator, Part 2
- A Pox on Thee
- Eat, Pray, Love: The Verdict
- Eat, Pray You’re Fast Enough to Order
- The Secret to Staying Thin
- Re-post: Childhood Heroines Redux
- Have We Ever Lied to You Before?
- Of Mice and Men
- I Got Nuthin’…
- Health Care Reform: Guest Post by Barbara O’Brien
- Repost: Happy Hallowthanksmastine!
- Note to Self…
- Last Call
- Things Not to Say to a Policeman
- Perpetually Twelve
- That’s a Wrap, Folks!
- Richard’s Story: Update
- GOP Says: Oil, Schmoil
- Oh, Mama!
- Do You Have It in a Six and a Half?
- A Memaw’s Job Is Never Done
- Old Tricks, Even Older Dogs
- They Say It’s Your Birthday…
- Immigrants: Part Deux
- Extreme Makeover: Texas Edition
- We Are All Immigrants
- Shoot Me Up, Doc!
- Where Are the Grown-ups?
- Back In My Day…
- Richard’s Story
- Arizona Dreamin’
- Sprang Has Sprung, Y’all
- Mr. Trump? Papers, please….
- The Dawn of the Variety Show
- You Go, Girl!
- No “Apolgy” for Stupidity
- How Many Pigs Will You Take for a By-pass, Doc?
- Blecchhh…
- Don’t Piss Off Mother Nature
- Taxed Enough Already
- In a Last Minute Fashion
- Attention Walmart Flossers…
- Early Bird Special
- Caption This!
- The Next Biggest Loser
- Suffer the Little Children…
- Texas Hoof in Mouth Disease
- Hell on Wheels
- Tag…I’m It!
- Really Thinking “Outside the Box”
- Yackk! Get Over It!
- Sayonara to S.F. Paintout
- Eh? Whadidya say?
- Oh,no! Snow?
- S. F. Paintout #2
- The Human Toll of Misplaced Anger
- Is This Man Tone Deaf or Just Dumb?
- The Light Show in My Head
- Going “Rogue-y”
- A “Shee-itty” Day.
- Feb. Paintout: S.F.
- Condemnation
- Supremely Pissed Off
- Last Call for Corsica
- Paging Levi Johnston…
- Shoot Out at the OK Corral
- Corsica Paintout #2
- Stick a Fork in Me…
- Jan. Virtual Paintout
- Rush Limbaugh: Humanitarian of the Year
- Leave It to Pat Robertson…
- Riding Herd with a Pencil
- Speak Up, You’re Mumbling!
- What Your Dog Does While You’re at Work
- As Serious as a Heart Attack
- Blast from the Past
- Happy Hallowthanksmastine!
- Saucy Sunday
- Merry Cat-mas!
- G.O.P.–Grand Old Payoff
- Numero Dos: Virtual Paintout Mexico
- Culvey, the Internet Celebrity
- Sketchy Santas
- Paging Dr. Lieberman…
- Feliz Navidad–Virtual Paintout Dec.
- Meet Rachel, Jaimee, Mindy, Jamie, Holly, Kalika, Joslyn…
- Palin’ Around with Excuses
- For Palin: the Queen of Denial
- Dance of the Sugarplum Fairways
- Happy..no..Merry..huh?
- So Many Skanks, So Little Time
- I Swear on a Stack of Bibles
- Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
- Handy Hints for Hunters
- Chain of Fools
- Tastes Great…Less Filling
- Reflections of a Grandparent
- Legend in Her Own Mind?
- Death by Birkenstock
- Bow…Wow.
- Palin-tology
- A Mind is a Terrible Thing to “Waist”
- Say What?
- Nov. Paintout #2
- Recycle-a-Cartoon Saturday
- November Virtual Paintout
- 100% Ideologically Pure
- The Devil Is in the…Box of Dots?
- One…More…Time!
- Battle of the Sexes
- Up, Up and Away…
- The Subversive Grandma
- Adventures in Babysitting
- Virtually Painted Out
- “Rush” to Judgment
- I’m the Michelle Duggar of Virtual Paintout
- And Yet Another Virtual Paintout
- Virtual Paintout October
- You Betcha!
- With Friends Like These…
- We Can Have It All!
- Help, I’ve Fallen…Yadda, Yadda, Yadda
- Virtual Paintout Smackdown
- What’s the Rush?
- DeLay’s Inner Lady
- Pulling the Plug on Granny
- Someone Ate the Baby…
- Man, Oh Man!
- Eight is Enough
- Twitterpated
- One Helluva Job
- Take That, Glenn Beck!
- Idiot America
- Now, That’s Scary!
- Why Neanderthals Are Extinct
- Work, work, work
- In the Beginning…
- They’re Baaaack!
- A Dip in the Gene Pool
- Julia Child’s Secret Life
- Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers
- Fertility Fetish
- It’s a Cat-astrophe
- There Oughta Be a Law…
- In a Cat-atonic State
- A Tale of Two Pedophiles
- “Birthers” and “Deathers”..now “Tenthers”
- Fowl Play
- Scar Wars
- And the Threats Keep Coming….
- Death Threat from a Vet
- The Case for a Little Benign Neglect
- And Now, For Something Completely Different….
- A View of the U.S. from “Across the Pond”
- Infiltrating the D.A.R.
- Well, Tan My Hide!
- Guns ‘n Moses
- Woodstuck
- National Relaxation Day—Seriously?
- Why Americans Are “Birthers” and “Deathers”
- Dick Cheney–”No More Mr. Nice Guy”
- Pledge Allegiance to the Nation of Pinheads
- Playing Poker With Tarot Cards
- Does This Teacher Make My Butt Look Big?
- Grumpy Old People (G.O.P.)
- “C” Street Shenanigans
- Incontinence? It All Depends.
- The Orthodox Agnostic
- Remotely Controlling
- Art on the Laundry Room Door
- Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams
- If Love Is Blind, Why Is Lingerie So Popular?
- Culvey, Caught in the Act
- Watching the Koi
