From BREAKING BURGH A SATIRICAL BLOG SERVING WESTERN PENNSYLVANIA AND BEYOND
(Oslo, Kingdom of Norway) Having been alerted to the horrific terror attacks plaguing Sweden recently, the Norwegian government has decided it will not stand idly by and let the horrendous violence spread to its territory.
“We’d like to thank President Trump for bringing these atrocities in our backgarden to our attention.”
In order to protect itself, Norway has decided to build a secure wall along the border between the two countries that runs through the Scandinavian Mountains.
“Some losers are saying a fence would be better – don’t listen to them.”
Despite experts saying the wall would be enormously difficult to construct and could easily be bypassed using ladders or tunnels, Minister of Migration and Integration Sylvi Listhaug insisted on twitter using the hashtag #Byggenmur that she will not be deterred.
The construction of the wall through rugged mountainous terrain is expected to cost an enormous sum, however that will not pose a problem.
“We’re going to make Sweden pay for it.”
That’s the only explanation for this comment:
“I mean, to see sort of congenital, presumptive obstruction and negativity is very concerning,” she continued, “because it just means that the government can’t function fully, and that they’re obstructing regardless of who the individual is that’s being considered, regardless of the post that needs to be filled. And it’s very frustrating.”
Milo Yiannopoulos lost his keynote speaking slot at the Conservative Political Action Conference after tapes surfaced of the right wing provocateur and senior Breitbart editor advocating for sexual relationships between “younger boys and older men.”
“Due to the revelation of an offensive video in the past 24 hours condoning pedophilia, the American Conservative Union has decided to rescind the invitation,” said Matt Schlapp, chairman of the group which sponsors CPAC, in a statement Monday afternoon. The group called Yiannopoulos to “further address these disturbing comments,” but defended its original decision to invite him as a nod to “the free speech issue on college campuses.”
“The Milo Test,” wrote Charlie Sykes, a conservative former radio host who has written critically of the Republican Party since the rise of Trump. “Anti-Semitism, ok. Racism, ok. Alt Right, ok. Advocacy of pedophilia? Is THAT the bridge too far?”
Justin Trudeau’s no dummy. He ain’t touching that hand. Dunno where it’s been.
“We need not characterize the public interest more definitely than this; when considered alongside the hardships discussed above, these competing public interests do not justify a stay.
For the forgoing reasons, the emergency motion for a stay pending appeal is DENIED.”
So Miss Lindsey Graham mansplained why Yertle the Turtle McConnell just had to put down that uppity woman, Elizabeth Warren, last night.
She had it comin’.
The South Carolina senator appeared on the Mike Gallagher Show Wednesday, where he said Warren reading the letter from Coretta Scott King — in which she expressed opposition to Jeff Sessions’ nomination to the federal bench in 1986 — was defamatory to Sessions, now an Alabama senator. The Massachusetts Democrat was ruled to be in violation of Senate rules for impugning another senator.
“The bottom line is, it was long overdue with her,” he said. “I mean, she is clearly running for the nomination in 2020.”
Pay no nevermind to Joe Wilson and his “You lie!” that was shouted out to President Obama at his first State of the Union Address.
And y’all just ignore when Ted Cruz called Yertle himself a liar on the floor of the Senate.
No. Miss Lindsey is clutching her pearls and is appalled that a (real) woman would dare to impugn another member of his illustrious male club by reading what another (real) woman had to say about the racist past of his nominee for Attorney General of the United States.
How dare she? Why, I nevah!